Whatsername
Chatty Member
I think these are the only Clubs that Emma’s doing a lot of in the evenings.
- Notice
Missymoo92
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Sorry to derail, but I'd like to use this opportunity to shout out to Mrs Briggs, Lady Kate (our old thread recap writer who I understand was in hospital before going quiet on here
) and anyone else who has gone quiet on here for whatever reason. I hope it's just because life is busy and chaotic and that they are safe and well and will rejoin us in the future 
BonBon27
VIP Member
Happy new thread day Cow Bags!
A quick recap -
Sunday off, back Monday milking the “Margot nearly got stolen by three scary men” story for attention and engagement.
A hair cut, that didn’t look any different, and she didn’t seem to like, but required two outfits to show it off.
A reel of her face and how she loves her wrinkles, grey skin etc etc. Contradictions a go-go as she claims she loves her skin and is comfortable without make up, but won’t go on Zoom or out of the house without a full face
She’ll have you know she is representing ALL 40 plus year old women and she does not want any comments from people who disagree (IE the majority who eat veg, drink water, exercise and aren’t grellow).
Valentines decorations and a cake stand of sugary crap.
Kids had a random Wednesday INSET so she took them clothes shopping and to eat Disney sugar at the Primark cafe. Thrilling.
Stepped out in a horrific clown outfit as she seems to be stealing Erin’s vibe now that Erin has her own ideas of what she wants to wear. If she won’t twin with Babs, Babs will bloody well twin with her!
A shit reel about how she cooks any food ever at the same temp for the same amount of time whatever the instructions say.
Some crap about how they’ve had Chinese from the same place every week forever. Even though they stopped when the kids had clubs and stopped when they moved away and blah blah full of shit and can’t keep her own lies straight.
(My favourite part of this was that she commented that she can’t share the Chinese they use in case people stalk them there. But yet her kids can be on porn sites and that’s ok).
Lots and lots of shopping, spending, showing off etc etc. Lots and lots of rambling slurry stories. Lots and lots of her grellow face. Lots and lots of question boxes and little polls because she needs attention and engagement. It’s all falling apart Babs!
*On a personal note - I’m channeling my inner Babs and making an announcement about my boring life that I think you will all find super interesting because you worship me and need to know my every inner thought - I am retiring my recap job and passing the baton for thread 100. I’ve done it long enough and I’m sure there are others who can do a fabulous job
A quick recap -
Sunday off, back Monday milking the “Margot nearly got stolen by three scary men” story for attention and engagement.
A hair cut, that didn’t look any different, and she didn’t seem to like, but required two outfits to show it off.
A reel of her face and how she loves her wrinkles, grey skin etc etc. Contradictions a go-go as she claims she loves her skin and is comfortable without make up, but won’t go on Zoom or out of the house without a full face
She’ll have you know she is representing ALL 40 plus year old women and she does not want any comments from people who disagree (IE the majority who eat veg, drink water, exercise and aren’t grellow).Valentines decorations and a cake stand of sugary crap.
Kids had a random Wednesday INSET so she took them clothes shopping and to eat Disney sugar at the Primark cafe. Thrilling.
Stepped out in a horrific clown outfit as she seems to be stealing Erin’s vibe now that Erin has her own ideas of what she wants to wear. If she won’t twin with Babs, Babs will bloody well twin with her!
A shit reel about how she cooks any food ever at the same temp for the same amount of time whatever the instructions say.
Some crap about how they’ve had Chinese from the same place every week forever. Even though they stopped when the kids had clubs and stopped when they moved away and blah blah full of shit and can’t keep her own lies straight.
(My favourite part of this was that she commented that she can’t share the Chinese they use in case people stalk them there. But yet her kids can be on porn sites and that’s ok).
Lots and lots of shopping, spending, showing off etc etc. Lots and lots of rambling slurry stories. Lots and lots of her grellow face. Lots and lots of question boxes and little polls because she needs attention and engagement. It’s all falling apart Babs!
*On a personal note - I’m channeling my inner Babs and making an announcement about my boring life that I think you will all find super interesting because you worship me and need to know my every inner thought - I am retiring my recap job and passing the baton for thread 100. I’ve done it long enough and I’m sure there are others who can do a fabulous job
SugarSnapBam
VIP Member
***** LONG POST *****
I went in. I watched the much anticipated (in Emma's mind) "Our Disney Plans for 2022! Q&A + Top Tips!" Vlog.
What can I say?....
🥱
Top Tips? Omg, she hasn't got a clue. "We go 'home' as often as we can". Does anybody know how many times they HAVE been? I mean, they've been a couple for around 19 years. My Daughter is a Disney superfan, & she's been to DL, DW, & DLP over 20 times between the 3. All Babs did was direct her "audience" over to a couple of other YouTubers for detailed advice on how to "plan" your trip. "We just book direct with Virgin"
Then she showed her extensive collection of Minnie Ears. Why?? It looked as though she has at least 15 pairs. Ridiculous. How is showing off her Primark & Etsy ears a "top tip"?!!! 90% of her collection isn't even genuine Disney
Then she discussed "managing the kids on a plane". It's a 10 hour flight, so have LOTS of snacks (bribes, she says) in your bag - but not chocolate, because it melts on the plane (no it doesn't Emma, planes are climate controlled, not hot boxes). Riveting top tips, theseare aren't.
They hire a car, so they can go to LOTS of fast food places as, this is America - and Target, they hire a car to go to Target.
In your room, there's a fridge! And where you hang your coats, there's a shelf above and they take snacks to put there.
On the first day, her favourite snack is a giant cinammon bun at Gaston's Tavern in Fantasy Land.
She accidentally confirmed at 10.58 that they're going at Easter, so the cat is well and truly out of the bag. "Will they do Easter snacks? Who knows". She's going to film ALL of their snacks, though. Another great top tip!
On Genie Plus, "unsure at the moment" if they'll use it. She might try ONE day, to Vlog it. It doesn't fill her heart with joy, but she's watched other YouTubers to see how it works. "Bring back fast passes, this Genie malarkey is just money, innit?". In other words, she has no clue. So another top tip from Inspector Babget right there
Then she yaps on about what eateries they will use. Garden Grill. Cus characters coming to your tables. She's "not sure if the buffet is happening, are they doing breakfast? I don't know, let me know in the comments". WOW, the top tips are flying thick and fast!
The only merch she wants is a mug (another one), & a bottle of handwash that blobs out a Mickey shaped dollop on your hand. No ears, though (why would she, when she can get them from Primark & Etsy for cheap?)
She likes to buy a magnet.
The kids are saving up to buy wands (I thought she said in her previous Vlog that Ethan had loads of money from Christmas, still?), so they'll go to Universal for wands.
Babs verbatim "But no, I just wanna go and have fun and have snacks and go to Target and just have a mooch around Target. I'll definitely be looking for Rae Dunn, I'll be going to Bath & Body Works. Let me know if there's any other shops you think I should be going to. We'll be going to Dollar Tree, so there'll be lots of fun videos coming up, we love a Dollar Tree". SO SHE'S GOING ALL THE WAY TO USA DISNEY, to go to shops for tat. JFC!
Now she's advising on the best shoes to walk around in all day. Saltwater sandals, normal trainers & socks, & havaianas flip flops. WTF? No Converse! Crocs with socks is ok.
Must haves : comfy shoes, backpack, water bottles, cereal bars, snacks, rechargable fan, pocket phone charger, a plastic raincoat because "Florida, my friends, it enjoys a downpour", a camera, autograph book & pen. They're the essentials, according to Babs.
If you don't hire a car, you can always get an Uber to Target. Yes, she actually says this in her DISNEY top tips Vlog
Somebody asked "will she cry"? She's already getting upset, she said. When she gets to Florida, she WILL cry, not because it's Disney, but because it symbolises moving on from the past few years of "difficult times", & she'll cry when she sees the Castle.
Then she tells people to watch GaryC & Adam videos.
She ends with "must do's" .. "go early, do the rides. Then leave before lunch to have a "haul afternoon" and go mooching around other hotels, cus you're allowed, eat there, go and look at all the other wonderful stuff going on (what?), then chill out and then do something on the evening. That for me, is how we work our holidays. Plan lots of rests and sit in your room and watch a film, because it is a tiring holiday".
Babs Disney must-have's: cinnamon bun, meet Mickey her main man cus she loves him, have a family photo with him, her main must-have is to "make magic for her family. I think that's what the job of being a Mum is".
She said she doesn't plan the holiday for her, she plans it for her kids & as long as they & Stephen are happy, she goes with the flow. She always cries on the "Frozen" ride at Epcot.
She'll be around "all week" in the comments, so ask her anything".
She says it's a really expensive holiday, a "bucket list holiday"for the peasants so you'll need to save up for a couple of years.
Then she announced this will be their last Disney holiday for a long time, as next she wants to go to Tokyo. Or California.
We've been to Japan (Tokyo/Hiroshima/Ghibli) twice. It's not the place for Babs, so fuck knows why she wants to go there
Her "top tips" are anything but "top tips". That Vlog was utter rubbish, for Disney info. I don't think she's truly into Disney, it's just a bandwagon for content. Tokyo & anime will be her next bandwagon content destination.
She tromps all the way to America for Target & Dollar Tree hauls, that's the truth of it. So, the upcoming Disney Vlog will be EXACTLY the same as the last one she did. BORING AND REHASHED (surprise, surprise).
I need a lie down.....
I went in. I watched the much anticipated (in Emma's mind) "Our Disney Plans for 2022! Q&A + Top Tips!" Vlog.
What can I say?....
🥱Top Tips? Omg, she hasn't got a clue. "We go 'home' as often as we can". Does anybody know how many times they HAVE been? I mean, they've been a couple for around 19 years. My Daughter is a Disney superfan, & she's been to DL, DW, & DLP over 20 times between the 3. All Babs did was direct her "audience" over to a couple of other YouTubers for detailed advice on how to "plan" your trip. "We just book direct with Virgin"
Then she showed her extensive collection of Minnie Ears. Why?? It looked as though she has at least 15 pairs. Ridiculous. How is showing off her Primark & Etsy ears a "top tip"?!!! 90% of her collection isn't even genuine Disney
Then she discussed "managing the kids on a plane". It's a 10 hour flight, so have LOTS of snacks (bribes, she says) in your bag - but not chocolate, because it melts on the plane (no it doesn't Emma, planes are climate controlled, not hot boxes). Riveting top tips, these
They hire a car, so they can go to LOTS of fast food places as, this is America - and Target, they hire a car to go to Target.
In your room, there's a fridge! And where you hang your coats, there's a shelf above and they take snacks to put there.
On the first day, her favourite snack is a giant cinammon bun at Gaston's Tavern in Fantasy Land.
She accidentally confirmed at 10.58 that they're going at Easter, so the cat is well and truly out of the bag. "Will they do Easter snacks? Who knows". She's going to film ALL of their snacks, though. Another great top tip!
On Genie Plus, "unsure at the moment" if they'll use it. She might try ONE day, to Vlog it. It doesn't fill her heart with joy, but she's watched other YouTubers to see how it works. "Bring back fast passes, this Genie malarkey is just money, innit?". In other words, she has no clue. So another top tip from Inspector Babget right there
Then she yaps on about what eateries they will use. Garden Grill. Cus characters coming to your tables. She's "not sure if the buffet is happening, are they doing breakfast? I don't know, let me know in the comments". WOW, the top tips are flying thick and fast!
The only merch she wants is a mug (another one), & a bottle of handwash that blobs out a Mickey shaped dollop on your hand. No ears, though (why would she, when she can get them from Primark & Etsy for cheap?
)She likes to buy a magnet.
The kids are saving up to buy wands (I thought she said in her previous Vlog that Ethan had loads of money from Christmas, still?), so they'll go to Universal for wands.
Babs verbatim "But no, I just wanna go and have fun and have snacks and go to Target and just have a mooch around Target. I'll definitely be looking for Rae Dunn, I'll be going to Bath & Body Works. Let me know if there's any other shops you think I should be going to. We'll be going to Dollar Tree, so there'll be lots of fun videos coming up, we love a Dollar Tree". SO SHE'S GOING ALL THE WAY TO USA DISNEY, to go to shops for tat. JFC!
Now she's advising on the best shoes to walk around in all day. Saltwater sandals, normal trainers & socks, & havaianas flip flops. WTF? No Converse! Crocs with socks is ok.
Must haves : comfy shoes, backpack, water bottles, cereal bars, snacks, rechargable fan, pocket phone charger, a plastic raincoat because "Florida, my friends, it enjoys a downpour", a camera, autograph book & pen. They're the essentials, according to Babs.
If you don't hire a car, you can always get an Uber to Target. Yes, she actually says this in her DISNEY top tips Vlog
Somebody asked "will she cry"? She's already getting upset, she said. When she gets to Florida, she WILL cry, not because it's Disney, but because it symbolises moving on from the past few years of "difficult times", & she'll cry when she sees the Castle.
Then she tells people to watch GaryC & Adam videos.
She ends with "must do's" .. "go early, do the rides. Then leave before lunch to have a "haul afternoon" and go mooching around other hotels, cus you're allowed, eat there, go and look at all the other wonderful stuff going on (what?
), then chill out and then do something on the evening. That for me, is how we work our holidays. Plan lots of rests and sit in your room and watch a film, because it is a tiring holiday".Babs Disney must-have's: cinnamon bun, meet Mickey her main man cus she loves him, have a family photo with him, her main must-have is to "make magic for her family. I think that's what the job of being a Mum is".
She said she doesn't plan the holiday for her, she plans it for her kids & as long as they & Stephen are happy, she goes with the flow. She always cries on the "Frozen" ride at Epcot.
She'll be around "all week" in the comments, so ask her anything".
She says it's a really expensive holiday, a "bucket list holiday"
Then she announced this will be their last Disney holiday for a long time, as next she wants to go to Tokyo. Or California.
We've been to Japan (Tokyo/Hiroshima/Ghibli) twice. It's not the place for Babs, so fuck knows why she wants to go there
Her "top tips" are anything but "top tips". That Vlog was utter rubbish, for Disney info. I don't think she's truly into Disney, it's just a bandwagon for content. Tokyo & anime will be her next bandwagon content destination.
She tromps all the way to America for Target & Dollar Tree hauls, that's the truth of it. So, the upcoming Disney Vlog will be EXACTLY the same as the last one she did. BORING AND REHASHED (surprise, surprise).
I need a lie down.....
Loopybird69
VIP Member
and yetEmma still manages to be in her pyjamas by 4.15pm
Missymoo92
VIP Member
Babs Tribute 
a la Disney!
For those of you not familiar with the film "Tangled" (a more modern Disney film) I suggest you watch the song on YouTube first
"When will my life begin?" - I couldn't think of a suitable parody title but to be fair it pretty much sums up Babs life doesn't it?
7am the Instagram story line up
Gurn, a yawn and palm the kids off to Ste
Cover my face in 10 inches of thick make up
Gurn again and by then it's like 7.15
And so I'll watch a show
Or maybe 2 or 3
I'll add a gunt photo to my grid gallery
I'll make a tik tok vid
And slob and basically just wonder
When will my life begin?
Then after lunch it's guzzling sweets and fake baking
Walking the dog for 5 minutes or less
Shoddy sob stories and afternoon nap taking
Then I'll sweat, see the Wets, write a rhyme
Buy a dress!
Then I'll rewatch the shows
If I have time to spare
I'll paint my face some more
I'm sure there's room somewhere
And then I'll dye and dye and dye my yellow hair
Stuck with the grey face that's looking grim
And I'll keep wandering, slobbing, wondering when will my life begin?
a la Disney!For those of you not familiar with the film "Tangled" (a more modern Disney film) I suggest you watch the song on YouTube first
"When will my life begin?" - I couldn't think of a suitable parody title but to be fair it pretty much sums up Babs life doesn't it?
7am the Instagram story line upGurn, a yawn and palm the kids off to Ste
Cover my face in 10 inches of thick make up
Gurn again and by then it's like 7.15
And so I'll watch a show
Or maybe 2 or 3
I'll add a gunt photo to my grid gallery
I'll make a tik tok vid
And slob and basically just wonder
When will my life begin?
Then after lunch it's guzzling sweets and fake baking
Walking the dog for 5 minutes or less
Shoddy sob stories and afternoon nap taking
Then I'll sweat, see the Wets, write a rhyme
Buy a dress!
Then I'll rewatch the shows
If I have time to spare
I'll paint my face some more
I'm sure there's room somewhere
And then I'll dye and dye and dye my yellow hair
Stuck with the grey face that's looking grim
And I'll keep wandering, slobbing, wondering when will my life begin?
Oh, you mean the dog?Mrslollypop
VIP Member
She’s driven 12 miles to have lunch at a chain restaurant. Wow what an adventure! Oh and got dolled up like she’s doing a drag act for the occasion!
Maddogsmum
VIP Member
Here you are kids have a bag of cheap tat from Poundland and a load of sugar to show you how much I love you. Sit here while I document how much I love you so I look like a caring mum for Instagram instead of the lazy shouty bitch I actually am.
Right photo taken -fuck off back to your rooms so I can eat chocolate and watch tv.
Right photo taken -fuck off back to your rooms so I can eat chocolate and watch tv.
BonBon27
VIP Member
My husband would be really upset if I announced on social media that I had no desire or intention to be with him. Valentines or not. It’s so disrespectful to their relationship. Even if she claimed it was a joke - which we know full well it isn’t - it’s just horrible. And even if they’ve both agreed or accepted this platonic marriage they seem to have, does it really need to be made the butt of her “jokes” in her really shit, predictable, rehashed content? Even if she doesn’t want “hanky panky” she could talk about how she wants to spend the day/evening with him because he’s supposed to be the one she cherishes the most in the world! Selfish twat. Always banging on about needing time for herself when in fact her whole life is doing what she wants, on her own!
Lady Doodle
VIP Member
I've just had a really quick look at her grid.
6 weeks into the year and she has posted 16 - SIXTEEN - posts that make some kind of reference to her appearance, size, how happy she is in herself, Emma of the past bullshit etc...
Emma, you protest way too much Bab!
And it's soooooo fucking boring
6 weeks into the year and she has posted 16 - SIXTEEN - posts that make some kind of reference to her appearance, size, how happy she is in herself, Emma of the past bullshit etc...
Emma, you protest way too much Bab!
And it's soooooo fucking boring
nosy_lurker
Chatty Member
The comment section doesn't agree babs
Outnumbered
Well-known member
Babs and her mug collection, rae dun collection, mini Christmas Village, Disney tat amd all the other crap she hoards.
HaggisInMyBin
Chatty Member
My husband is 50. He’s been away for work for the past 2 nights. My 12 and 9 year old ate dinner at 5:30ish. I sat at the table with them. When they finished eating they rinsed their dishes and put them in the dishwasher. We had a game of Scrabble (which my lovely 12 year old boy scored so that his younger sister won). We then started playing Mario Party. When my husband (my children’s stepdad) walked through the door we were frantically rowing with the joycon controllers and laughing like we were going to wet ourselves. Then there was a pile on of hugging - even my awkward pre teen. And then we cracked on again with the game but with an extra player. Bedtime was 30 odd minutes later than it would normally be on a school night but it’s Friday tomorrow so what does it matter?! When tucking my 9 year old daughter in she declared it as a 100 out of 10 night.
I’m not the most maternal mother ever but I love my kids dearly and they’re now at an age that they are funny and bright and quick witted and sarcastic and brilliant company. Spending time with my children and the man I love is precious to me and I recognise how fortunate I am to be able to do that.
Once the kids were in bed I made dinner for us and we ate and chatted and kissed and cuddled and talked. There was no tv. We just quietly, slightly tiredly enjoyed each other’s company.
No one has a perfect life but I’m incredibly fortunate in that mine is pretty great. Emma’s could be too if she sacked off social media and stopped treating CBBSte and her kids as a commodity.
Sorry for the lengthy rant. She just makes me so angry. She has so much to be thankful for but she doesn’t see any of it.
P.S. My kids will be at their dads on Saturday so I will have sex (more than a #bitrude) with my husband. And afterwards we’ll go to Harborne and touch the Disney mugs in Home Bargains.
I’m not the most maternal mother ever but I love my kids dearly and they’re now at an age that they are funny and bright and quick witted and sarcastic and brilliant company. Spending time with my children and the man I love is precious to me and I recognise how fortunate I am to be able to do that.
Once the kids were in bed I made dinner for us and we ate and chatted and kissed and cuddled and talked. There was no tv. We just quietly, slightly tiredly enjoyed each other’s company.
No one has a perfect life but I’m incredibly fortunate in that mine is pretty great. Emma’s could be too if she sacked off social media and stopped treating CBBSte and her kids as a commodity.
Sorry for the lengthy rant. She just makes me so angry. She has so much to be thankful for but she doesn’t see any of it.
P.S. My kids will be at their dads on Saturday so I will have sex (more than a #bitrude) with my husband. And afterwards we’ll go to Harborne and touch the Disney mugs in Home Bargains.
Cheddar Chalpupa
VIP Member
Agreed. There's nothing wrong with going weeks or months without sex (I will not say hanky panky FFS) because life is busy, people are tired, kids are always there... But to not want to, and not only that but to make a public declaration to your husband's colleagues/friends/family that you categorically do not want to have sex with him, is just horrible. Really really nasty and horrible.
She's vile.
Nahmate100
Chatty Member
Who doesn't want sex? I've been single for 3 years! I'm bloody gagging! (bit rude).
