Brummy Mummy #99 'private parts action' isn't very nice, that's why her & Ste have only done it twice
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Bloody brilliant title.
Brilliant Thread title 
We're nearly at the big 100 Cowbags
We're nearly at the big 100 Cowbags
I still can’t believe how fast these threads go.
Happy new thread day Cow Bags!
A quick recap -
Sunday off, back Monday milking the “Margot nearly got stolen by three scary men” story for attention and engagement.
A hair cut, that didn’t look any different, and she didn’t seem to like, but required two outfits to show it off.
A reel of her face and how she loves her wrinkles, grey skin etc etc. Contradictions a go-go as she claims she loves her skin and is comfortable without make up, but won’t go on Zoom or out of the house without a full face
She’ll have you know she is representing ALL 40 plus year old women and she does not want any comments from people who disagree (IE the majority who eat veg, drink water, exercise and aren’t grellow).
Valentines decorations and a cake stand of sugary crap.
Kids had a random Wednesday INSET so she took them clothes shopping and to eat Disney sugar at the Primark cafe. Thrilling.
Stepped out in a horrific clown outfit as she seems to be stealing Erin’s vibe now that Erin has her own ideas of what she wants to wear. If she won’t twin with Babs, Babs will bloody well twin with her!
A tit reel about how she cooks any food ever at the same temp for the same amount of time whatever the instructions say.
Some crap about how they’ve had Chinese from the same place every week forever. Even though they stopped when the kids had clubs and stopped when they moved away and blah blah full of tit and can’t keep her own lies straight.
(My favourite part of this was that she commented that she can’t share the Chinese they use in case people stalk them there. But yet her kids can be on porn sites and that’s ok).
Lots and lots of shopping, spending, showing off etc etc. Lots and lots of rambling slurry stories. Lots and lots of her grellow face. Lots and lots of question boxes and little polls because she needs attention and engagement. It’s all falling apart Babs!
*On a personal note - I’m channeling my inner Babs and making an announcement about my boring life that I think you will all find super interesting because you worship me and need to know my every inner thought - I am retiring my recap job and passing the baton for thread 100. I’ve done it long enough and I’m sure there are others who can do a fabulous job
A quick recap -
Sunday off, back Monday milking the “Margot nearly got stolen by three scary men” story for attention and engagement.
A hair cut, that didn’t look any different, and she didn’t seem to like, but required two outfits to show it off.
A reel of her face and how she loves her wrinkles, grey skin etc etc. Contradictions a go-go as she claims she loves her skin and is comfortable without make up, but won’t go on Zoom or out of the house without a full face
She’ll have you know she is representing ALL 40 plus year old women and she does not want any comments from people who disagree (IE the majority who eat veg, drink water, exercise and aren’t grellow).Valentines decorations and a cake stand of sugary crap.
Kids had a random Wednesday INSET so she took them clothes shopping and to eat Disney sugar at the Primark cafe. Thrilling.
Stepped out in a horrific clown outfit as she seems to be stealing Erin’s vibe now that Erin has her own ideas of what she wants to wear. If she won’t twin with Babs, Babs will bloody well twin with her!
A tit reel about how she cooks any food ever at the same temp for the same amount of time whatever the instructions say.
Some crap about how they’ve had Chinese from the same place every week forever. Even though they stopped when the kids had clubs and stopped when they moved away and blah blah full of tit and can’t keep her own lies straight.
(My favourite part of this was that she commented that she can’t share the Chinese they use in case people stalk them there. But yet her kids can be on porn sites and that’s ok).
Lots and lots of shopping, spending, showing off etc etc. Lots and lots of rambling slurry stories. Lots and lots of her grellow face. Lots and lots of question boxes and little polls because she needs attention and engagement. It’s all falling apart Babs!
*On a personal note - I’m channeling my inner Babs and making an announcement about my boring life that I think you will all find super interesting because you worship me and need to know my every inner thought - I am retiring my recap job and passing the baton for thread 100. I’ve done it long enough and I’m sure there are others who can do a fabulous job
I just wonder how long it’s going to take her to jump on an MLM scheme & increase her affiliate links, then we know her “career” has finally faded.
I see she's stopped following Louise Pentland on Instagram. (Sorry may have already been mentioned, I'm on the catch up!).
I have been looking at the fat funny one today and her book. Emma likes a lot of her things and I think she will also try and publish a “be confident” book. Could be what these meetings are for and that she’s letting us know she has been having meetings. I really wouldn’t be surprised if she did try another book this year, is there some way that we can look at how her first book did?
I think she is bitterly jealous of LP. Particularly now that she has posted about how well her daughter is doing at dance. LP takes the time to take her daughter to classes and offers her loads of encouragement. Something that Babs just doesn't do. She can't even be bothered to go and watch Ethan play football. She will never put herself out in any way for those children unless it involves something for her. Bitter and jealous!!
Her pamphlet ended up in Tkmaxx if that's any indication?!
Brilliant recap!Happy new thread day Cow Bags!
A quick recap -
Sunday off, back Monday milking the “Margot nearly got stolen by three scary men” story for attention and engagement.
A hair cut, that didn’t look any different, and she didn’t seem to like, but required two outfits to show it off.
A reel of her face and how she loves her wrinkles, grey skin etc etc. Contradictions a go-go as she claims she loves her skin and is comfortable without make up, but won’t go on Zoom or out of the house without a full face
Valentines decorations and a cake stand of sugary crap.
Kids had a random Wednesday INSET so she took them clothes shopping and to eat Disney sugar at the Primark cafe. Thrilling.
Stepped out in a horrific clown outfit as she seems to be stealing Erin’s vibe now that Erin has her own ideas of what she wants to wear. If she won’t twin with Babs, Babs will bloody well twin with her!
A tit reel about how she cooks any food ever at the same temp for the same amount of time whatever the instructions say.
Some crap about how they’ve had Chinese from the same place every week forever. Even though they stopped when the kids had clubs and stopped when they moved away and blah blah full of tit and can’t keep her own lies straight.
(My favourite part of this was that she commented that she can’t share the Chinese they use in case people stalk them there. But yet her kids can be on porn sites and that’s ok).
Lots and lots of shopping, spending, showing off etc etc. Lots and lots of rambling slurry stories. Lots and lots of her grellow face. Lots and lots of question boxes and little polls because she needs attention and engagement. It’s all falling apart Babs!
*On a personal note - I’m channeling my inner Babs and making an announcement about my boring life that I think you will all find super interesting because you worship me and need to know my every inner thought - I am retiring my recap job and passing the baton for thread 100. I’ve done it long enough and I’m sure there are others who can do a fabulous job
Her comment about "we had issues with an odd person". Is she referring to Mrs Briggs? I do hope she's ok
In the bargain bin. Although I'm pretty sure they probably intended to put it in the ACTUAL bin
His Emma has the audacity to call anyone “odd” with how she behaves is beyond me.Brilliant recap!
Her comment about "we had issues with an odd person". Is she referring to Mrs Briggs? I do hope she's ok
i also hope Mrs Briggs is ok
I miss Mrs Briggs so much
I always hope she's still on here under a different username and joining in.
Sorry to derail, but I'd like to use this opportunity to shout out to Mrs Briggs, Lady Kate (our old thread recap writer who I understand was in hospital before going quiet on here
) and anyone else who has gone quiet on here for whatever reason. I hope it's just because life is busy and chaotic and that they are safe and well and will rejoin us in the future 
Babs will also be seething that LP is off to Florida next week meaning Louise will get all the content first (even though loads of the Disney vloggers have already been) 
They are still following each other but it's purely for appearances.
interesting how babs - despite her LOVE of tk maxx - didn't proudly announce to the babettes that her book was available at a bargain price and they could snap one up when they went to stock up on rae dunn! she constantly reminds everyone that her pamphlet was a "best seller" yet, along with the poor reviews - many of which were written by self-proclaimed, loyal babettes, which babs would have been FUMING she couldn't delete from amazon - she fails to highlight to the babettes that it's now being sold at over £3 below its RRP on amazon - and even cheaper on eBay! but obvs babs doesn't want her adoring fans to realise that her book - and attempts to become the next poet babreat was a total flop what with her shocking inability to create flowing verses, let alone master the basic art of rhyme - with car crash examples including slimmer/winner, tum/fun, bum/fun, fresh/mess to name a few.
as for her "best selling" claim, i'd love to know what exactly that claim is based on. her pamphlet certainly doesn't feature in the top published books of 2020, and just because it briefly featured in the charts upon release, predominantly because the devoted babettes got trigger-happy with the pre-ordering - and were disappointed with their purchase. the fact her pamphlet is currently number 52,643 in the amazon ranking hardly screams "best seller"., and labelling it as such is misleading - although totally in keeping with babs' latest exaggeration and pathological lying.
I always wonder about long time posters who disappear, and hope they're ok.Sorry to derail, but I'd like to use this opportunity to shout out to Mrs Briggs, Lady Kate (our old thread recap writer who I understand was in hospital before going quiet on here
I know it's in the rules that they ask people not to announce that they're leaving the threads, so maybe that's all it is and they're all ok
I'm still excited that we've nearly made it to thread #100
I'm going nowhere 
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