Good grief, that tat stand! Everything just chucked on it bar the kitchen sink and actual HOT CHOCOLATE! 
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I absolutely hate the way she says 'chocolate' 
Is it just me!??
It makes my ears burn!!
Is it just me!??
It makes my ears burn!!
that point in her story where she's so deliriously excited about revealing her hot chocolate stand that she accidentally days "chock hotolate" - and then gets all flustered! she was dangerously close to saying "cock"! that, or she's so desperate for compliments that she actively attempted to take on the tingo challenge set by @chipstick in the hope she'd win and you'd have to say something positive about her - but that was the best she could manage, because "cock" is a #bitrude!
Right. So instead of spending hours on hideous display of tat…… USE THE bleeping SLOW COOKER. Just took me 5 seconds to google slow cooker recipe bbc. Numerous ones came up, mainly involving minimal preparation time. Instead of regurgitating the same old tit content year after year, just use the slow cooker, which was actually one of her “new year resolutions”. This would actually be autumnal content as well which she professes to love
She can't even write the word 'cock' now
Hot Choccy, since when has she called it that!? She's not giving in @chipstick Emma I don’t have a hot chocolate stand because I A) am a normal functioning adult and B) I have a velvetiser which makes lovely hot chocolate which is actual hot chocolate unlike the shite you drink.
plus we all know she'll be back in her manky pyjamas by lunch time!
She really is refusing to use that slow cooker isn't she? It's like 2 fingers up to whoever bought it and of course to us. I predict she will never use it unless it's to make fudge or other sweet tit. Interesting how Taming twins no longer seems to feature in her instawanker stories....another fallout maybe? Shame cos she does fab slow cooker recipes.
Forgive me for asking but what even IS a hot chocolate stand?! What does it do? What’s the point? I genuinely have no idea what this even is (looks like a cake stand with some crap on it - is that it?)
that will be a definite tingo predicting the content of her next tiktok! babs stacking tat onto a plastic tiered tray - probably wearing a witches hat and cackling in the background. it is essentially a display of plastic, tacky halloween tat - there is nothing vaguely hot chocolate related in that tray - except for a couple of halloween-themed mugs, both of which will have cost her less than a quarter of the price than the basic witch mugs4mugs she flogs to the babettes! and obvs the paper straws that are never used have made an appearance. although i'm now predicting a tingo when she films herself. drinking hot chocolate thru a paper straw - which will honestly be worth it for the comedy value!Oh god! The Halloween cake stand
There will be multiple pics, stories, reels and a bleeping YouTube video on it won't there
How much can one idiot milk putting some tat on a naff stand
she may as well re-label her hot cock stand as a halloween snack tray, given that there is no hot chocolate powder, but there is a huge stash of sugar - marshmallows and chocolates that babs will undoubtedly be snacking on, just like she chomped her way through all those creme eggs she justified by claiming they were decorations for her easter hot cock stand.
i'm sure the cool kids of tiktok will be fighting over the opportunity to watch such gripping content!
it's the 14th of september, and she's managed to post five tiktoks! so much for smashing those resolutions, eh babs!
Exactly that.. a stand full of
that recipe though. i can genuinely imagine her confused face, not understanding what soured cream and guacamole are!View attachment 762387
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Right. So instead of spending hours on hideous display of tat…… USE THE bleeping SLOW COOKER. Just took me 5 seconds to google slow cooker recipe bbc. Numerous ones came up, mainly involving minimal preparation time. Instead of regurgitating the same old tit content year after year, just use the slow cooker, which was actually one of her “new year resolutions”. This would actually be autumnal content as well which she professes to love
at this point, i think we're all well aware that the true reason she asked for a slow cooker for christmas was for storage purposes in her tiny house. the perfect place to store kitchen tat in a kitchen-appropriate storage unit that gives the impression she prepares healthy meals! admittedly, she's ruining that pretence by making a huge deal about how she's never used it - but as babs herself has revealed, she can't keep a secret!
that’s a pretty accurate summary I’d say!
Tingo to you, she’s looking at hot chocolate receipes
She wants to make hot chocolate in the slow cooker?! I’ve heard it all now. Jesus wept just throw in some meat, veg, stock and whatever herbs you have lurking in your cupboard and make a casserole. It’s really not hard!! This woman completely baffles me. I just do not understand her.
Jesus wept just throw in some meat, veg, stock and whatever herbs you have lurking in your cupboard and make a casserole. It’s really not hard!! This woman completely baffles me. I just do not understand her.
HerbsShe wants to make hot chocolate in the slow cooker?! I’ve heard it all now.
This is the woman where the only vegetable on a Sunday roast is the frozen pea confetti!
Is this her rebelling against her own boring repetition? It's not really a ground breaking overhaul of her content, it's just her acknowledging that chocolate isn't the same thing as a cock and that she never cooks a fresh from scratch meal. I suppose acceptance is the first step BabsView attachment 762407
She can't even write the word 'cock' now
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