Good grief, that tat stand! Everything just chucked on it bar the kitchen sink and actual HOT CHOCOLATE!
that point in her story where she's so deliriously excited about revealing her hot chocolate stand that she accidentally days "chock hotolate" - and then gets all flustered! she was dangerously close to saying "cock"! that, or she's so desperate for compliments that she actively attempted to take on the tingo challenge set by @chipstick in the hope she'd win and you'd have to say something positive about her - but that was the best she could manage, because "cock" is a #bitrude!Correct me if I’m wrong but today is SEPTEMBER 14th right?
And yet Emma is practically crying with excitement because she is “debuting” her hot chocolate stand full of Halloween crap?
plus we all know she'll be back in her manky pyjamas by lunch time!I don’t understand why she acts like if she’s hot in her clothes then that’s it for the day…. She has constant access to her wardrobe and could change if she wants.
that will be a definite tingo predicting the content of her next tiktok! babs stacking tat onto a plastic tiered tray - probably wearing a witches hat and cackling in the background. it is essentially a display of plastic, tacky halloween tat - there is nothing vaguely hot chocolate related in that tray - except for a couple of halloween-themed mugs, both of which will have cost her less than a quarter of the price than the basic witch mugs4mugs she flogs to the babettes! and obvs the paper straws that are never used have made an appearance. although i'm now predicting a tingo when she films herself. drinking hot chocolate thru a paper straw - which will honestly be worth it for the comedy value!Oh god! The Halloween cake stand
There will be multiple pics, stories, reels and a bleeping YouTube video on it won't there
How much can one idiot milk putting some tat on a naff stand
Thats exactly what it isForgive me for asking but what even IS a hot chocolate stand?! What does it do? What’s the point? I genuinely have no idea what this even is (looks like a cake stand with some crap on it - is that it?)
Exactly that.. a stand full ofForgive me for asking but what even IS a hot chocolate stand?! What does it do? What’s the point? I genuinely have no idea what this even is (looks like a cake stand with some crap on it - is that it?)
that recipe though. i can genuinely imagine her confused face, not understanding what soured cream and guacamole are!View attachment 762387
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Right. So instead of spending hours on hideous display of tat…… USE THE bleeping SLOW COOKER. Just took me 5 seconds to google slow cooker recipe bbc. Numerous ones came up, mainly involving minimal preparation time. Instead of regurgitating the same old tit content year after year, just use the slow cooker, which was actually one of her “new year resolutions”. This would actually be autumnal content as well which she professes to love
that’s a pretty accurate summary I’d say!Forgive me for asking but what even IS a hot chocolate stand?! What does it do? What’s the point? I genuinely have no idea what this even is (looks like a cake stand with some crap on it - is that it?)
Tingo to you, she’s looking at hot chocolate receipesShe really is refusing to use that slow cooker isn't she? It's like 2 fingers up to whoever bought it and of course to us. I predict she will never use it unless it's to make fudge or other sweet tit. Interesting how Taming twins no longer seems to feature in her instawanker stories....another fallout maybe? Shame cos she does fab slow cooker recipes.
HerbsShe wants to make hot chocolate in the slow cooker?! I’ve heard it all now. Jesus wept just throw in some meat, veg, stock and whatever herbs you have lurking in your cupboard and make a casserole. It’s really not hard!! This woman completely baffles me. I just do not understand her.
Is this her rebelling against her own boring repetition? It's not really a ground breaking overhaul of her content, it's just her acknowledging that chocolate isn't the same thing as a cock and that she never cooks a fresh from scratch meal. I suppose acceptance is the first step BabsView attachment 762407
She can't even write the word 'cock' now Hot Choccy, since when has she called it that!? She's not giving in @chipstick