Brummy Mummy #84 Tired mum? Tired? Not as tired as we are with her sh..

[AliceInWanderLost]

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The hats are knitted babs, they’re not crocheted. Hope that helps x

(She could actually do something useful with herself and learn a skill like knitting or crochet to do while she watches endless days of tv. It’s therapeutic and productive and might even help her mental health).

it's almost as though babs - the ex-teacher with a masters, dontcha know, hasn't quite mastered the skill of reading....

tbf, i doubt she has the concentration to focus on knitting whilst simultaneously keeping up with the gripping drama of the real housewives, although babs attempting to manoeuvre a pair of knitting needles with those trotters would boost the comedy value of her tiktok content.

 

[Whiskygal]

I am on day 11 of isolation with Covid. I swear I never want to spend another day in front of the TV wondering what to watch. My brain feels like mush. How on earth does she watch so much shite?! To add, I’ve been watching loads and loads of real life documentaries about 9/11, medical documentaries and stuff like that. Have to admit I’ve watched MAFSUK, but it was mildly entertaining.
I cannot fathom how this woman could live such a sedentary lifestyle so consistently! I’m so excited to get out and get some socialisation and EXERCISE!! It helps to maintain my size 10 (actual size) Jean size.
Oh, and I’m nearly 40. But don’t tell anyone…….

 

[Miss_Nosey]

She also bought them from that famous small business ‘Amazon’ There are so many small businesses all over Instagram/Etsy etc that would have been so grateful for her business and her sharing their page, yet she chooses to support bloody Amazon.

Agree completely! She's so materialistic with everything she does. She lives in a 'throw away' world where buying from Etsy wouldn't occur to her because she knows after this year it will be shelved or binned.
I always find Etsy sellers are so lovely and their items are always so top end.

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

She also bought them from that famous small business ‘Amazon’ There are so many small businesses all over Instagram/Etsy etc that would have been so grateful for her business and her sharing their page, yet she chooses to support bloody Amazon.

especially when she makes such a HUGE deal about how she's a small business owner! i mean, she isn't, because she doesn't even design the mugs, let alone sell, advertise, package, store or ship them, but if you're going to label yourself as a small business owner, then at least support small businesses and share them on your stories to help boost their custom! the products you can buy from etsy are generally far better quality, homemade etc - the amazon tat can't really compare. plus she'd be FUMING if the babettes ditched her mugs for cheaper amazon versions.

 

[Tippingpoint23]

Is the velvetiser worth the money as I keep thinking about buying one?

Absolutely yes. I love mine - can do cold drinks in summer, they do Lattes now as well. Best hot chocolate I’m obsessed. I’ve used non branded chocolate in it too and it’s been absolutely fine as it can be ££££.

 

[Misssj80]

So she has a hot chocolate stand but it doesn't actually have any hot chocolate on it?! How can I make this make sense? And it's an autumnal one, which means there will be a winter one too

 

[Lakajo]

I am on day 11 of isolation with Covid. I swear I never want to spend another day in front of the TV wondering what to watch. My brain feels like mush. How on earth does she watch so much shite?! To add, I’ve been watching loads and loads of real life documentaries about 9/11, medical documentaries and stuff like that. Have to admit I’ve watched MAFSUK, but it was mildly entertaining.
I cannot fathom how this woman could live such a sedentary lifestyle so consistently! I’m so excited to get out and get some socialisation and EXERCISE!! It helps to maintain my size 10 (actual size) Jean size.
Oh, and I’m nearly 40. But don’t tell anyone…….

This is what I often ponder with her! I had covid too and I thought I was going insane being stuck inside watching tv for 10 days!! She never even walks that poor pooch of hers. If I was lucky enough to be in her shoes and wfh I’d be at the gym doing a session before getting in front of the lap top, or doing a home work out (tit loads of stuff on YouTube). She is the epitome of a sedentary lifestyle.

 

[Tippingpoint23]

So she has a hot chocolate stand but it doesn't actually have any hot chocolate on it?! How can I make this make sense? And it's an autumnal one, which means there will be a winter one too

She does a Christmas one too. Most likely it will be before Halloween is upon us as in Babs land we’re always ahead.

 

[Missymoo92]

Babs tribute

"duck up Babs" (parody of "Rocket Man")

Ste packed the kids off to a new club
From 7 until 9pm
And I'm gonna be high on canned cocks by then

I miss the fall so much
I need a life
It's lonely on the gram
Now its time to whack out the hot cock stand

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Watching real housewives from day till night
I'm not the gal they think I am at all oh no no no
I'm a duck up Babs

duck up Babs
Spilling my friends secrets
Out here alone

I use my page to sell my kids
To my son I'm cold as hell
And theres only room for the golden girl
On my grid

And all this body confidence
I don't understand
It's just my werk 2 days a week

A duck up Baaaabs
A duck up Babs

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till I stop hiding behind the leaf blower and find
I'm not the size 18 they think I am oh no no no

I'm a duck up Babs

duck up Babs
Pissing off my Babette's
Wherever I go

And I think it's gonna be a long long time..
And I think Ste's in for a rough rough ride..
And I think it's gonna be a long long time..
And it's not Halloween for a long long time..

 

[Memmy]

Babs tribute

"duck up Babs" (parody of "Rocket Man")

Ste packed the kids off to a new club
From 7 until 9pm
And I'm gonna be high on canned cocks by then

I miss the fall so much
I need a life
It's lonely on the gram
Now its time to whack out the hot cock stand

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Watching real housewives from day till night
I'm not the gal they think I am at all oh no no no
I'm a duck up Babs

duck up Babs
Spilling my friends secrets
Out here alone

I use my page to sell my kids
To my son I'm cold as hell
And theres only room for the golden girl
On my grid

And all this body confidence
I don't understand
It's just my werk 2 days a week

A duck up Baaaabs
A duck up Babs

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till I stop hiding behind the leaf blower and find
I'm not the size 18 they think I am oh no no no

I'm a duck up Babs

duck up Babs
Pissing off my Babette's
Wherever I go

And I think it's gonna be a long long time..
And I think Ste's in for a rough rough ride..
And I think it's gonna be a long long time..
And it's not Halloween for a long long time..

Wait someone fill me in, what friends' secrets has she been spilling?

 

[shazbev]

Jesus Christ...what's with the face? Go for a walk it's barely drizzling FFS. Lazy mare!

 

[GingerWhinger]

She also bought them from that famous small business ‘Amazon’ There are so many small businesses all over Instagram/Etsy etc that would have been so grateful for her business and her sharing their page, yet she chooses to support bloody Amazon.

She only does it for the affiliated link though, she’s greedy

 

[Missymoo92]

Wait someone fill me in, what friends' secrets has she been spilling?

She posted a tiktok/reel the other day boasting about how if a friend tells her a secret, she won't tell anyone except her mum, sister, etc.. basically she seemed proud that she would not keep a secret if a friend asked her to!

 

[Mingles123]

Literally all damn day to go for a walk and she chooses to go when her husband and kids are back

 

[Faloola72]

I have no words…

 

[Maddogsmum]

Do you know what today I actually dislike her. I’ve had a tit day- nothing major just one of those days when it feels like everything is conspiring against you! I was late to ballet for grand daughter, then late to pick up my son & got stuck in traffic for 30 mins while g/daughter exploded into tears due to tiredness and my daughter is having a bad mental health day. So nothing major but enough to make me feel
Meanwhile Emma Conway sits on her fat ever expanding lardy arse doing duck all and moaning about going for a walk and making a stupid hot chocolate stand.
JUST duck OFF EMMA

 

[GingerWhinger]

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I have no words…

No but I have a new avatar - thank you

 

[Another Longtime Lurker]

My husband is like Babs 'Can't cook, won't cook' and it makes me really angry how smug she is about not using the slow cooker, much like my husband, I bet she likes eating dinner every day but thinks an absolute refusal to contribute by cooking even one solitary meal is a personality trait. Yes I am projecting here, but FFS she is so lazy.

Here's a recipe for you Babs that I am sure even you can manage.

1 x pork shoulder
1 x jar of BBQ sauce.

Shove pork in slow cooker (or up your arse), pour on some sauce, turn cooker on. When it's cooked shred it up shove it in a bun with some coleslaw and put it on a plate with some wedges*

IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE grow up and cook your family a dinner for once.

*Wedges and coleslaw can also be made from scratch in less than 30 mins if you're feeling fancy.

And peppers to make it super fancy. 🫑 🫑🫑 #fajitagate

 

[ChickenWine]

Babs love I think it’ll take more than a walk to get back to #size18. She could easily go for a long walk / run in the morning once children are at school or go before school pick up. I work from home at the moment (a proper job mind) and it is so easy to factor in a run or a home workout. No commute = over an extra hour a day to do things!

 

[Frogfrogfrog]

£10.99 for four tiny hats to put on mugs
No wonder she has a problem with clutter in the house!