congrats to babs for managing - after three full days - to successfully work out how to work an alarm clock. *chef's kiss*
so presumably this is babs admitting that the kids were totally deprived of fruit over the summer holidays - except when they attended "play dates" where lunch was provided to them by other people, obvs. if wednesday is simply a day in the week where babs pops to aldi to buy more fruit, surely that would mean it was a necessary trip during the summer too - except it isn't. because it's simply a "tradition" she has introduced solely for content, and as an excuse to buy herself sugary treats, go tat shopping and flaunt her excessive haul upon her return, claiming that she coincidentally ended up in B&M/poundland/home bargains because they are near the supermarket - the supermarket she specifically chose to drive to, based on the fact that it is situated beside all her favourite tat shops.
it's all total babsshit, as now the kids are back at school, she's suddenly desperate for content - other than the fact that she hasn't bought or eaten fruit for over seven weeks, which i fully believe to be true.