jfc, the drama! babs isn't embarrassed when she's flaunting her gunt or fanning her crotch or humiliating herself on SM, in front of all 2,000 of her individual followers - because there is absolutely not crossover between her IG and FB followers, obvs #babslogic - yet she wept for an hour after
steve took ethan to school, and returned totally unbothered by the mistake, especially as multiple other parents turned up with their kids a few days early. she didn't even do the school run, ffs. she has simply grasped onto the situation as a way to create content - along with her fabricated tale of tears and embarrassment, as when ethan ran excitedly back into the hobbit house - although probably not quite as excitedly as babs claimed, as he knows he is doomed to a further two days spent alone with the mother who despises him - she obvs saw content flash across her eyes, and rubbed her trotters gleefully as she prepared that letterboard and demanded ethan pose immediately for a photo!
this will be yet another "hilarious" story that we have to hear rehashed on a yearly basis, but the story will evolve and become more exaggerated each year. she will be purposefully elaborating the details with a sprinkle of lies, just to make it sound more dramatic. i fully predict that next time she retells this babanory story, it will involve babs
herself rocking up at the school holding ethan's hand, only to be mortified to the
only parent at the gates, having failed to real the newsletter . top mumming, as always.
![OK hand: light skin tone :ok_hand_tone1: 👌🏻](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f44c-1f3fb.png)