Best Life & Beyond #99 Adam bought a house, Katie’s mic is a mouse and Spencer’s girlfriend has a spouse

[TheHooptie]

 

[No Grifters Needed]

Congratulations to @TheHooptie for our first new thread in 2024!

Remember the good old days when a new BLAB thread was starting every couple of days? This last thread took 34 days to close out! That is how utterly boring and irrelevant these grifters have become -- we actually had to name the new thread after their discarded friend Adam, who is splashing cash all over Celebration, FL. Tricked out golf cart, three story townhouse that he apparently paid for in cash, and now he's buying all kinds of new shelving units because he knows the grifters will never give up their old Adam shelves. They'll always want to hold on to that little piece of the Woo to remind them of when their lives were simpler, they laughed, they had friends.

But no sadness looking back, we're on to 2024. Remember they chose this reality. And what a reality it is. Their lives are busy and full (of shit). KT hit her goal weight through medical manipulation and has manipulated her oma to employ her as the in-home support worker. Someone will need to slip oma the number for the Elder Abuse hotline, because I have a feeling she'll need it. It may come down to a battle of wits in diverting funds but at least we know oma has more practice than KT at it. While KT is busy pretending she's not working, Spence is still pumping out the same old drivel. Same being the relevant word here, because today it came to light that he virtually copied Fresh Baked David's "Our Guide to the Disneyland Resort for 2024" vlog. Not one ounce of originality or creativity can be found in anything these losers do.

Will 2024 be the year that the Slockbowers actually get divorced? Stay tuned to find out.

 

[Lalo Salamanca]

 

[PricedOutDisneyFan]

I swear I did nothing to Spencer's chest. He is naturally that voluptuous.

 

[UncleLester]

I have never been to Vegas. Is it as boring as they make it seem? Like pretty much one giant food court?

Westville,

While Las Vegas does have its share of food courts, cake vending machines, and escalators, there is another side to the city that can be quite charming, entertaining, and mysterious:

Whenever you are ready to enjoy Las Vegas, just let me know, and in addition to some complimentary shrimp cocktail vouchers, I can guide you on how to enjoy Las Vegas without having to worry about a GoPro and the burden of appeasing someone else’s wife.

1) Day 1: Welcome to Las Vegas

Around dusk at Wynn’s Aft Cocktail Deck to enjoy the free experience of the Lake of Dreams Show (where the people watching is just as fun as the singing animatronic frog).

2) Dealer’s Choice for Dinner: Your Pick

-Classic off-Strip Las Vegas Italian Piero’s where scenes from “Casino” were filmed and the Servers make you feel like you are a longtime regular.

-Sushi Samba where Japanese and Latin American fusion happens nightly.

-Zuma (which requires a reservation six months out at the London location but a certain Uncle can get you into the Vegas location with one call)

-One of two “unlisted” locations in Chinatown where we will be literally the only table speaking English. Google Translate camera function is allowed if wanting to be less adventurous than just pointing to something random and holding up one finger.

3) What’s dinner without a Show?

-Absinthe (not for everyone but don’t you dare google it before you go to even ruin the slightest surprise).

4) Gambling on a $20 Budget

-Depending on the night of the week, we’ll catch an Uber to an Off-Strip Casino used to break in new dealers for the last $1 Craps game left in Nevada.

Buy in for $20 and get a King’s Ransom of $0.25 chips. The old-timers may greet me (Lester) with a different name, which may seem disrespectful but I assure you it comes from a place of endearment (or at least I believe it to be), and they’ll give you an hour crash course on the game of dice, table games etiquette, and dozens of superstitions.

We can’t stay too long as we’ll need to leave before a certain cocktail waitress starts her shift.

5) Ellis Island Karaoke

At this time of the night, it just hits different.

The local UPS driver that has been waiting all week to serenade the audience with some obscure Journey. Holy smokes he kind of sounds like Steve Perry!

The lady that sold everything and just moved from Alaska is singing Mariah Carey in hopes to be noticed by a Director of Entertainment and be put in a casino show.

A certain Tattler moving the audience to order another round by singing a very slow and monotone version of Cyndi Lauper’s “Time After Time”.

You won’t wait long for your song because we gave the M.C. a $10 Bill and some extra Shrimp Cocktail coupons when we walked in.

6) Late Late Night Amateur Magician Show

If the calendar lines up just right, you can experience my personal utopia: going to an intimate magic show with very little expectations.

Will an amateur magician thrill you and your friends (leaving you puzzled for days) or will the trick go horribly wrong and milk spill down the magician’s sleeve and onto the floor? Either scenario personally leaves me smiling.

Bonus points for seeing Carrot Top there (who is a terrific guy off the stage) enjoying the scene as well and pretending like you are not familiar with him at all when he introduces himself.

7) Very Very Late Night Breakfast

Katie and Spencer would pick Peppermill. I’ll guide us to a choice of two more local places off of Sammy Davis Jr. where the ladies in the next booth will be sorting lots of dollar bills into stacks. Don’t stare. It is rude and they had to deal with that for 6 straight hours before. We’re all just here to enjoy an affordable and filling breakfast.

8) Day 2: Death Valley Morning Detox & Best Value Pool Cabana in the Universe
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[UncleLester]

Things that Katie may NOT have done in the past 40 days:

1) Been inside the Malibu ”Residence”.
2) Cross-Promoted on Instagram any of Dylan’s 5 Tokyo videos.
3) Assisted Matty with completing any of three null fields on their incomplete Orange County Divorce paperwork.
4) Contributed to a 401K/Roth IRA.
5) Been completely honest about the Date (*cough* Friday the 13th) in videos referencing Dates.
6) Get invited by anyone to Club 33.
7) Returned a call to the Questa’s Sheriff‘s Office.
8) Made Cheryl feel welcomed at Disneyland.

 

[Tom Wambsgans]

What could there even be to gossip about when your circle is a nice old man from San Diego, a nice old man who is your step-dad, and an old man who is your boyfriend?

 

[Lalo Salamanca]

Oopsy Daisy!
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[invincible_1200s]

KT stealing the catchphrase from a certain vlogger...

 

[OutofScope]

 

[blockedbyslockbower]

 

[OregonDuckMama34]

Would you check out SERF's Gucci Rad Beastie Boys t-shirt?
Totally Bitchin, brah!!!

That tshirt screams “I just spent my Kohls Cash”

 

[UncleLester]

Any minute now Katie is going to share the link to Dylan’s brand new Tokyo trip video on her Instagram stories, right?

Because as an established travel influencer with an established travel audience, Katie would be a dear non-jealous friend to cross-promote the biggest adventure her last content creator ally, ThemeParkObsession, has ever been on.

I mean she does the same for Malibu restaurants all the time promoting them on her IG stories.

Any. Minute. Now…

 

[OutofScope]

I realize it's early, but I want to get this in. I submitted this before but I think this would be perfect for #100.

Based on @UncleLester title from way back for thread #2:

Best Life & Beyond #100: Still featuring Spencer and some other guy's wife

 

[Lalo Salamanca]

 

[Den333]

Saw this when they ate at eggslut. KT should watch where she puts her fingers. (No Photoshop)

 

[Lalo Salamanca]

Wait… so she’s sending people to the comments section of that article? Lets give them something to read.

 

[Oo-de-lally]

KT - you are clearly pressed about Jess. Did you forget that your OWN YouTube channel and the posts of your former associates were the sources to those articles? You keep telling on yourself but you want to be mad at everyone else.

You’re still at Disneyland because Justin didn’t make a formal complaint. You’re still on YouTube because Adam didn’t speak out. You’re still here because your former friends decided the best way to handle you two idiots was to ignore you and allow you to self implode.

You two are so desperate for attention (because we ALL know that YouTube subscriber count is about as accurate as KT and Spencer being “educated”) that you are picking fights on social media in the hope that someone, anyone will take the bait. Do you still have that anti-bullying highlight up on your IG?

And Spencer saying “wannabe journalist” from behind the camera? UNPRIVATE your IG you bloated, insufferable bitch. You literally allowed your girlfriend to take the heat for months while you hid behind a security setting. Why would you go Disneyland sick? Because you did. You BOTH DID. Again - you and your YouTube channel is your own worst enemy, not Jess.

How pathetic and embarrassing this all is.

 

[Second Classholes]

Here's to 100,000 posts! Cheers to all who have held these two grifters accountable.

And here's to the next 100,000!

 

[Lalo Salamanca]

I can already hear Katie saying, "We don't need to go to Tokyo when we have San Fransokyo at California Adventure."