Haha, I'd be fucked with my fingers I have right Jeremy Beadles, she'd be attached to me like a ventriloquist doll (I've always hated those things) 'or like checking a cows birthing canal.......
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BeckiJones 4 #70 Her neck, her back, big fat gunt and flat arse crack 🎶
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Ahahaha I’m bleeping crying. I wouldn’t have minded the weight if she hadn’t have said her body type was ‘average’. Also the lack of vag hygiene. And she was missing a toilet seat and that just fucked me off.
Oh and as soon as I arrived she told me she’d got me an Easter egg but later revealed she’d eaten it
Sorry it’s all coming out now HAHAHA
bleeping hellAhahaha I’m bleeping crying. I wouldn’t have minded the weight if she hadn’t have said her body type was ‘average’. Also the lack of vag hygiene. And she was missing a toilet seat and that just fucked me off.
Oh and as soon as I arrived she told me she’d got me an Easter egg but later revealed she’d eaten it
Sorry it’s all coming out now HAHAHA
I think I'd have swung for the bleep after the Easter egg revelation. Was it Karina Mainwaring? Sounds just like her
What I’m taking from this is that going gay is not the answer to the ‘I want to dropkick my husband’ conundrum I have at least once a month.
YES! The way they're all leaving the stadium like Bison leaving McDonnums when they say the McFleury machine is broke
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Maybe we need an off topic threadum lmao
Not to sound like a middle class wanker but I’M SORRY - ‘one of those walls of empty energy drink cans’
Is that a thing?!
It’s what the working class do instead of panelling x
We are singing "Has there been a fire drill??"
I don’t understand how Rachel, who used to be a fellow fatty herself, and had surgery because of how overweight she was, would bring Becki a double cheeseburger? It absolutely blows my mind that her of all people enable Becki.
She probably asked Shirl to buy the cheeseburger and she didn’t want to say noum cos becbec get mad and have paddy if her paigey gets mcdonums and she doesn’t
Want them prime bottles was it haha I remember seeing loads on tiktok with vapes proudly displayed the same way
As for you gang of feral fuckers I have nothing to say hahaha
What I don’t get is why start walking and why make a point of showing people you out counting your steps if you’re still gonna eat like a bleeping pig? She does realise having a walk and eating a protein yogurt doesn’t erase all the takeaways and tea and biscuits right 
Noum, she downtWhat I don’t get is why start walking and why make a point of showing people you out counting your steps if you’re still gonna eat like a bleeping pig? She does realise having a walk and eating a protein yogurt doesn’t erase all the takeaways and tea and biscuits right
I’m still pissed off they took one out the packet so haven’t brought them since. I liked it when they where a 5 pack I had one for everyday and didn’t have to buy another bread product for my sandwiches.I don't know if it's been suggested yet but I saw on reddit someone say they had 'Year of the Bison' removed as a comment on tiktok, so I am suggesting it as a thread title
'2024, year of the Bison'
Also I have had my favourite sandwich ruined, 'soft pittas'
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I’ll take that option to
Here’s a would you rather for you bitchy lot
Would you rather
A - have to live with bec no neck for a year in that manky bedroom and you have to eat everything she eats
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B sleep with her once and never have to see her again
West Ham household over here. Might need to order myself a double kebabum with a backup cheeseburger to cheer myself up x
It's baffling. Either she's scared of her or Becki tells her she's happy as she is. Her mum was just as bad taking her to drive thrus.
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