BeckiJones 4 #70 Her neck, her back, big fat gunt and flat arse crack 🎶

[kayefeluu20]

Dan wants a shag, any holes a goal innit

By the time he's lifted her 18 folds he may as well just shove it in her ear

Sorry

 

[LadyMarmalade]

I know I’ve said it before but these stupid waddling walks will gain her at least 2 stone.

Also know I’ve said it before but Paige is a prick.

And anyone who posts omg ur hair is soooo cute should forfeit their right to vote, this country is in a bad enough state.

 

[rosslee1987]

Why does she always need double/triple carbs? She’s got a full pack of rice, 2 naans plus poppadoms ffs it’s just unnecessary

And she will definitely have potayyyyyyytooowwwwwwes in the curry cos that’s her new obsession! Extra carb!

 

[nosey161]

She always kills me when she pours herself the one packet of microwave rice that is actually for 2 people

 

[whisperchat]

Imagine being Dans girlfriend. I’d send him for a lobotomy.. prick

 

[lauren119966]

 

[gigi_93]

Why is that family so illiterate omg

 

[rosslee1987]

Just watched her “recipe” for that tragic dinnehhhh!

First of all Big Bertha-that ain’t “buttehhhhh” you are putting in, it’s fake ass tit! Not good. Also why so much?? Absolutely no need!

also natural “yogit” is singular. So saying “two cups of theeeeeeeese” really isn’t good English love!
However nice to see you didn’t load it with double cream yet again!!

 

[gigilouxx]

Every single thing she makes just curdles. What the hell

 

[Lonewolf]

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Not even her fridge the greedy bleep swear I'd be upercutting that chin off her chin the cheeky witch

And rachs fridge doesn't look very bankrupt does it hahaha

 

[gigilouxx]

Nah I use coconut milk daily what the hell is that

 

[lyrical0609]

I’m so sick of that salt and pepper seasoning why does she need to use it in absolutely every “recipe”?

 

[Lolly71990]

Just watched her “recipe” for that tragic dinnehhhh!

First of all Big Bertha-that ain’t “buttehhhhh” you are putting in, it’s fake ass tit! Not good. Also why so much?? Absolutely no need!

also natural “yogit” is singular. So saying “two cups of theeeeeeeese” really isn’t good English love!
However nice to see you didn’t load it with double cream yet again!!

2 1/2 cups though, deffo not 1 cup of yogit x

 

[RachRN86]

A few years back I met this girl on tinder and we hit it off. She invited me to her flat so I show up and it turns out she’s morbidly obese. Probably as big as Becki if not bigger but shaped differently. Anyway we are chatting and whatever and then she asks me to stay the night. I panic like duck and tell her I will because she keeps being taken to A&E for trying to top herself and I don’t want to be responsible for that. Thankfully she then told me she’d never sleep with someone on the first date so genuinely all we did was sleep, but when she pulled her leggings down to sleep in her pants it absolutely bleeping reeked of like musty old mushrooms and garlic.

I have no bleeping clue why I’ve typed this out. My point is she was genuinely very pretty and funny but I still couldn’t sleep with her so I think I’d choose option A.

Anyway, I’m on citalopram.

I hope you feel lighter now. Say three hail Mary's and all is forgotten

 

[unwanted.opinions]

Nah I use coconut milk daily what the hell is that

Looks like it’s separated and she’s not shook the tin before opening.

 

[RachRN86]

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[rosslee1987]

2 1/2 cups though, deffo not 1 cup of yogit x

I know but she said “adding natural yogit, two and a half cups of theeeeeese” when she should have said “this” Sorry I’m being pedantic cos she fucks me off so much. All these morons do when they can’t speak properly yet make it their actual job-to speak!

 

[RachRN86]

I don’t think anyone in that family runs…..

The only thing that runs in that family is high cholesterol

 

[Houseofbane29]

I know but she said “adding natural yogit, two and a half cups of theeeeeese” when she should have said “this” Sorry I’m being pedantic cos she fucks me off so much. All these morons do when they can’t speak properly yet make it their actual job-to speak!

Also using American measurements really pisses me off. Then again no one is going to use her recipes are they so doesn't really matter in the grans scheme of fings

 

[Rach88]

BeckiJones4 #71 Celebrating the year of the Dragon by turning into a Food Wagon

Thread title suggestion by @Venom carry on folks 😂 Not much to recap apart from as per although you lot are feral 😂 Becki seems to think because she's walking more (ha next joke) that shes allowed a extra 3000 calories to make up for it and poor gigi has been extra extra busy with the takeaway...

tattle.life

New thread guys x