‘Happy’ cos he’s been away from you all day? 
SORRY I cannot help myself pick at her because she does my nut in at the mo.
SORRY I cannot help myself pick at her because she does my nut in at the mo.
Ashley James #3 Alf’s room lit up like Blackpool Illumination. Is she regretting her little creation?
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honestly what do they think having a child is all about? Did they forget that when you have a baby abs are responsible for it you’re a ‘mum’. Also Ashley has never prioritised Alf.If she prioritised Alf she would have put him into somewhat of a routine with sleep and day time naps a long long time ago instead of clinging on to her ‘my baby won’t change my life’ selfish narrative. Hopefully now she sees how beneficial a routine is she is kicking herself for being so bloody stupid for an entire year.
Couldn’t agree more. She’s been so selfish for a year, and now is basically doing what everyone else has been doing and seems to think she’s been revolutionary in her approach to motherhood. And get that baby in his own cot fast. My one year old is sooo active I just would never leave him in a bed on his own, even with a load of cushions around the edge like she does. Mad woman.
Agree. My child is the same age as Alf and she wouldn’t last 10 seconds in the middle of a bed without making her way to the edge. How she can relax with him up there like that is mind boggling and I’m genuinely worried for him. He needs a safe space asap.
Couldn’t agree more. She’s been so selfish for a year, and now is basically doing what everyone else has been doing and seems to think she’s been revolutionary in her approach to motherhood. And get that baby in his own cot fast. My one year old is sooo active I just would never leave him in a bed on his own, even with a load of cushions around the edge like she does. Mad woman.
Same. We stayed in an Airbnb recently that “forgot” the travel cot for my child (same age as Alf).
We put him in the middle of a king size bed with pillows at the edge, and took it in turns to sit in the room & read/relax while he slept.
Ashley “I always follow my gut.”
Alf *sleeps very poorly & cries a lot*
Followers “Perhaps introduce a sleep routine?”
Ashley “Never!”
Also Ashley (after collab with Sleeping bunnies) “Alf sleeps so much better now that he’s in a routine!”
See also:-
* weaning vs bf: Ashley couldn’t be arsed to make suitable food from scratch so followed her instinct until Botox & other cosmetic injectables meant bf had to stop, but fortunately Ashley’s instinct for a commercial deal / way to pay HMRC debt kicked in & Asda came up with thedeal goods
* doesn’t enjoyprecious time with little Alf “Mum stuff” as instinct tells her she should be posing for endless selfies - preferably whilst in underwear *beware the patriarchy telling us to wear clothes* - and composing reams of fathomless text to go with it.
Solution > suddenly leave little darling Alf at childminder’s for several hours a day & get grandparents to take him for his vaccines.
That Ashley instinct is a great thing
Alf *sleeps very poorly & cries a lot*
Followers “Perhaps introduce a sleep routine?”
Ashley “Never!”
Also Ashley (after collab with Sleeping bunnies) “Alf sleeps so much better now that he’s in a routine!”
See also:-
* weaning vs bf: Ashley couldn’t be arsed to make suitable food from scratch so followed her instinct until Botox & other cosmetic injectables meant bf had to stop, but fortunately Ashley’s instinct for a commercial deal / way to pay HMRC debt kicked in & Asda came up with the
* doesn’t enjoy
Solution > suddenly leave little darling Alf at childminder’s for several hours a day & get grandparents to take him for his vaccines.
That Ashley instinct is a great thing
She made no mention of how Alf was behaving after his vaccinations today...totally glossed over that fact, despite her fobbing off the poor boy to Tommys's parentsAshley “I always follow my gut.”
Alf *sleeps very poorly & cries a lot*
Followers “Perhaps introduce a sleep routine?”
Ashley “Never!”
Also Ashley (after collab with Sleeping bunnies) “Alf sleeps so much better now that he’s in a routine!”
See also:-
* weaning vs bf: Ashley couldn’t be arsed to make suitable food from scratch so followed her instinct until Botox & other cosmetic injectables meant bf had to stop, but fortunately Ashley’s instinct for a commercial deal / way to pay HMRC debt kicked in & Asda came up with thedealgoods
* doesn’t enjoyprecious time with little Alf“Mum stuff” as instinct tells her she should be posing for endless selfies - preferably whilst in underwear *beware the patriarchy telling us to wear clothes* - and composing reams of fathomless text to go with it.
Solution > suddenly leave little darling Alf at childminder’s for several hours a day & get grandparents to take him for his vaccines.
That Ashley instinct is a great thing
Wonder how long it will be before Alf gets his first virus/illness from being at the childminder and
She's off to The Brits tomorrow
.....cue all the pampering and preening and eye bleeping to her phone
It’s actually sad to see but I don’t think she looked one bit happy in those pics she got at the brits. She’s not happy doing mum stuff during the day, and now not happy heading out at night, I do actually feel sorry for her because she never does seem genuinely happy. She’s always complaining or fighting some imaginary fight. Maybe it’s the Botox but it seemed like she was miserable and couldn’t smile in those pics at all and everyone else I saw in pics was delighted to be there and having a great time. I do wonder when is she truly happy and content cause I wouldn’t wish the opposite on anyone
Urgh I dread to think. Any bets?
Along the lines of 'I miss my single life going to events blah blah' basically how she hates her life now resents tommy and Alf' but don't forget she's such a good mum!
The ‘physically’ part will probably be her telling us she had to wear incontinence pads because she loves to overshare.
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