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Ashley James #45 The Science of Parenting - won’t sleep? Soft play. Won’t eat? Soft play. Prolapse? Soft play. Thread title by @LoTiLu Had to edit to fit. Just heading out to an appointment so can’t do a recap right now. It was mostly Daisy jumpers, silk skirts, awful outfits, Alf’s potty...

Recap: Adeline now sleeps through the night because her amazing parents took her vest off. Nothing whatsoever to do with being shoved in the attic, or crying all night or Ash refusing to go to her. Alf is doing so well with speech and walking ❤ Jasmine is still there, possibly a throuple...

Thread title by @Ray_of_Sunshine ❤ There’s too much to recap, but notable moments: The family went to stay with NNB for the weekend because Ash wants sleep. Poor Ada cried all night, and now they’re back home nothing has changed. Handily for Ashley, Ada has now started biting just like Alfie...

Ashley James #42 - Can do anything a man can do except babysit her children. Thread title nominated by @sohomum ❤ Recap: Unfortunately for her children, Ashley is still in her mum era. TNB - Tommy (no balls) NNB - Nana (no balls) Clare - aka Nana Ada - aka Adeline to her closest friends and...

Well done to @willowtree2 with the thread title, as suggested by @InTheDollsHouse ! I don't really have time to do a recap, because I actually have two kids to play with and be around - but the thread title sums her up perfectly!

Hello everyone, welcome to another thread of Ashley James! Winning thread suggestion by @InTheDollsHouse with 60 reactions! A lot has happened since the last thread. They finally celebrated Alf's birthday! He had a party and presents, and it was lovely to see! However, they still very much...

The winning thread title, with a massive 48 likes, came from @lalalalaletmecomplain but it was too long :( “I’m a really good mum, I trust my intuition, won’t let a little thing like Alf’s development get in the way of my ambition” Runner up, with 44 likes, used instead from @willowtree2 This...

New title courtesy of @Love_laugh _live and @totaltatt, with 44 reactions. Runner up with "despicable her" was @InTheDollsHouse with 43 reactions. I don't even know where to start guys. She's still getting her tits out, still not for the male gaze & still paying crunchy curls to do her hair...

Hey Trollsh! Fabulous thread title by @MillionDollarBaby. For any poor souls who have had enough of AJ aka The Really Good Mum, I hope your sanity and patience are still somewhat intact 🤪🙏🏼🤸🏼‍♀️ I’ll do a proper recap soon but she still doesn’t like Alf. Ada’s only good for dressing up as...

Winning thread title goes to @InTheDollsHouse again, with 42 reactions. As a quick recap: She still doesn't like Alf. Ada is still the favorite child. She still hates the patriarchy. She pays crunchy curls £100 every few days to do her shitty reels. House is still for sale. Sorry - I have...

Ashley James #35 Poor Alf and Ada, Mum’s a dick and Dad’s got no balls Thread title by @kiraaarrrr Lots of self-pity from Ashley in the last two weeks, mostly because of the Maternal mental load. Thinking about pumping is hard work, especially when you keep leaking or spilling milk (Elvie...

Ashley James #34 Really good DJ & really good Mum, sh1t constantly leaks out of her mouth & bum Title by @mssmith2006 Hello and welcome to another episode of All About Ashley! You’d be forgiven for thinking the last one was a re-run, because it was the same old, same old, with just a...

I’m going to start this recap with one word… RIVERS… as that’s where everything starts according to Ashley. And in Ashley’s own words only family and close friends know Ada’s real name so it seems fitting that our new thread title comes from Ashley’s best mate @InTheDollsHouse Congratulations...

Thread title credit goes to : @Beepbopbooploopdoop mods if this needs to be changed due to the swear the second most popular selection was from @Cady1954 with “her pronouns should be Me, Myself and I” Back from their gifted paternity leave break across the UK, Ash, TNB, Alf and Adeline headed...

Thread title credit to @LoTiLu “Ashley James - family of four; me, ADaline and my tits.” changed slightly as I wasn’t sure if tits would be allowed. Brief recap: relatable as always, Ashley has spent TNB’s belated paternity leave on a gifted tour of the UK. Complete with ofsted registered...

Ashley James #30 A is for Adeline, R is for RightMove What a rollercoaster few days it’s been! Ada isn’t actually called Ada, her name is Adeline. This was discovered on Companies House, a new company has been set up for Alf & Ada...

Thanks to @Ss-ldn and @YahBasic for the thread suggestion. I’ve edited to remove a swear word.

Winning thread title with 36 reactions goes to @lalalalaletmecomplain! Oh my goodness. A new thread already! So much has happened, but yet so little. Its literally same shit different day. She went cold turkey with Alf and the ipad after he was left for hours to scroll on YouTube by himself...

Winning thread suggestion from @Micernice with 55 reactions. I am not going to be able to do as good a recap as @InTheDollsHouse, but we do need a new thread! Ash is still acting like she has one child. Alf seems to be NNb or TNB responsibility. Ada is getting carted here, there and...

Ashley James #26 A Ginuwinely shit mother Winning thread title by @DaisyDaisy87 (with thanks to Ginuwine for wishing his ex a happy Mother’s Day and inspiring us to use his name!) Another 2 week thread, which started with Ash showing how not to wear clothes from Tu. You’d be forgiven for...

Ashley James #25 It’s no wonder TNB is always in his PE kit, the amount of running around after her that he has to do (Edited slightly as too long to fit!) Winning thread title by our very own PI @MidnightRambler Just two weeks have passed since the last new thread, which I think might be a...

Ashley James #24 She’s an absolute car crash. It’s ok though, her dad was a fireman Thread title credit to @willowtree2 After us tattlers saying Alfie was cold all winter, Ashley finally warmed his room up in April and he slept beyond 6am! Follow us for more parenting tips. Ashley can’t have...

Ashley James #23 Now that I have baby Thumb, sorry Alf the iPad is your Mum. Winning thread title by @here4thenose4321 Please mark future titles thread suggestion Baby Thumb, aka ✨baby girl✨ has been born, and is now known as Baby Ad. Sorry, Ada. As expected, Ashley documented every...

Thanks to @InTheDollsHouse for the thread title. So we’ve all been waiting for Ashley’s Gran Hello Magazine to publish the story to meet the baby so she could make her big announcement. Tattlers called the name along with the water reference to the middle name. Ashley is happy beyond belief that...

Winning thread by @Heyholetsgo & @InTheDollsHouse with 36 reactions! Where do we start with this thread recap?! She's still pregnant with ✨baby girl ✨ and keeps banging on about her impending holiday c-section, and how she doesn't get mat leave she does, she just makes more money from...