Plus you just know Ashley is thinking ‘it says no phones not no iPads and Alf just loves watching his shows!’
Ashley James #23 Now that I have baby Thumb, sorry Alf the iPad is your Mum.
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His shows?! It’s Paw Patrol only… he’s obsessed don’t you knowPlus you just know Ashley is thinking ‘it says no phones not no iPads and Alf just loves watching his shows!’
ON IT
I’ve sent this, the grid post (ad in small letters at the start of the post) and her story referencing the grid post.
It’s okay Ash, your instinct will probably tell you soon that Alf doesn’t need a car seat, so you won’t be inconvenienced for too much longer
She’ll have him on a booster thing soon enough! Her Dad was a fireman you know so it’s fine!View attachment 2102176
It’s okay Ash, your instinct will probably tell you soon that Alf doesn’t need a car seat, so you won’t be inconvenienced for too much longer
Why does she dislike Alf so much? Genuine question. She clearly likes the idea of Alf being intelligent (counting to 3000, sure Jan) so you’d think she’d try to nurture that, like Kate Lawler does with Noa. Or, dress him up (at least) in new, trendy outfits like all the other insta moms. But instead he’s being squeezed into hand me downs, and has one pair of scabby pjs? Make it make sense!
it gives me “a boy named It” vibes.
it gives me “a boy named It” vibes.
He’ll only get spoiled getting new pj’s and shoes, can’t have that now! Her Mum must have brought him the fire engine dungarees in the ad reel.Why does she dislike Alf so much? Genuine question. She clearly likes the idea of Alf being intelligent (counting to 3000, sure Jan) so you’d think she’d try to nurture that, like Kate Lawler does with Noa. Or, dress him up (at least) in new, trendy outfits like all the other insta moms. But instead he’s being squeezed into hand me downs, and has one pair of scabby pjs? Make it make sense!
it gives me “a boy named It” vibes.
Because (and I mean no unkindness to Alf whatsoever) he doesn’t fit her insta perfect image.Why does she dislike Alf so much? Genuine question. She clearly likes the idea of Alf being intelligent (counting to 3000, sure Jan) so you’d think she’d try to nurture that, like Kate Lawler does with Noa. Or, dress him up (at least) in new, trendy outfits like all the other insta moms. But instead he’s being squeezed into hand me downs, and has one pair of scabby pjs? Make it make sense!
it gives me “a boy named It” vibes.
He isn’t running around able to show off clothes and toys (like Roman / Lucy Meck)
He isn’t talking well enough to be funny content (makeupbygeorgia headache video - if you haven’t seen it WATCH IT!)
He clearly gets overwhelmed easily, which is why he gets the iPad shoved in his face, so he can’t be used on shoots like she’d need him to be
Basically she wanted a cash cow and she hasn’t got it. Girls are more lucrative, too. Now she has her ‘dolly’ Baby Ad. The name couldn’t be any more perfect. Or worrying.
she's just confirmed the outfit was bought by NNB
Because he dared to grow a penis whilst in utero. She’s a sexist pig and it pours out of her in abundance.Why does she dislike Alf so much? Genuine question. She clearly likes the idea of Alf being intelligent (counting to 3000, sure Jan) so you’d think she’d try to nurture that, like Kate Lawler does with Noa. Or, dress him up (at least) in new, trendy outfits like all the other insta moms. But instead he’s being squeezed into hand me downs, and has one pair of scabby pjs? Make it make sense!
it gives me “a boy named It” vibes.
Knew it definitely wasn’t her that bought it anyway! It’s nice…
Told you last month that she’d asked to piggy back off Lucy Mecks Paw Patrol freebies 
Oh fancy that, someone just happened to ask if what she was wearing was a jumpsuit that she just happened to be gifted.
WHAT ARE THE CHANCES?!
WHAT ARE THE CHANCES?!
Shall we just cut the tit and I'll recommend you the donkey pram that you so obviously are asking for. head.
I’m calling it now - this will be reflux and probably CMPA (dairy allergy).
If you hadn’t been such a massive witch Ash, I could be a massive help with this. I only breastfed my CMPA (and soya and egg allergy) baby for THREE YEARS.
Ash won’t change her diet for Ada. She’s too selfish. It’ll be her excuse to give up breastfeeding and it’ll be prescription formula all the way.
(Please don’t anyone get upset by this, I’m only talking about Ash, who has all the resources - time and financial and family support - to get the best dietician and paediatric advice. I absolutely understand that BF a reflux baby or an allergy baby is not easy. I made my choice to go ahead because it was right for us, but I know it’s not for many and it is HARD)
The absolute nerve of this grifter, she already has a gifted double buggy but that’s not enough for this entitled princess.
Also AS bleeping A for not declaring that this pram was gifted in your begging post you absolute prick.
Also AS bleeping A for not declaring that this pram was gifted in your begging post you absolute prick.
She hates the Royal Family, why would you want to visit the castle?
Also, can't wait to see where she's taking Alf to burn off some steam. That street she filmed has Subway, Atik nightclub, and a Spoons.
ETA: Suprise, Suprise. A soft play place. They could have fed the ducks by the river, gone to Alexandra park, the Long Walk at the castle. But no, take him to somewhere he's already been twice this week.
Also, can't wait to see where she's taking Alf to burn off some steam. That street she filmed has Subway, Atik nightclub, and a Spoons.
ETA: Suprise, Suprise. A soft play place. They could have fed the ducks by the river, gone to Alexandra park, the Long Walk at the castle. But no, take him to somewhere he's already been twice this week.
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Love TNB living up to his nickname there carrying Ashley’s coat for her when she’s pushing the amazing pram with amazing storage.
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