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Ashley James #23 Now that I have baby Thumb, sorry Alf the iPad is your Mum.
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Marshmallow’s camel toe almost poked my eye out. She’s going out in slippers ffs
Obviously going to meet Em Clark.
Obviously going to meet Em Clark.
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Wonder if she'll take any photos on the train like she did before babygirl arrivedMarshmallow’s camel toe almost poked my eye out. She’s going out in slippers ffs
Obviously going to meet Em Clark.
She looks like the Michelin Man. And those uggs are awful with it and not practical shoes for a sunny day walking around London.
Can we just take a moment of silence for NNB who obviously was told to take a photo of them kissing (it’s when they all went out for lunch together)
Can we just take a moment of silence for NNB who obviously was told to take a photo of them kissing (it’s when they all went out for lunch together)
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Thank Goodness she didn’t pick Eliza! I’d have to change my daughter’s name. 
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Not the only one who thought they were slippers then!Marshmallow’s camel toe almost poked my eye out. She’s going out in slippers ffs
Obviously going to meet Em Clark.
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Maybe she had the tripod with her?! Either way it’s total cringe. She behaves like a 14 year old.She looks like the Michelin Man. And those uggs are awful with it and not practical shoes for a sunny day walking around London.
Can we just take a moment of silence for NNB who obviously was told to take a photo of them kissing (it’s when they all went out for lunch together)
And a hell of a trip hazard when negotiating escalators and the tube , even more so when you're carrying a baby and centre of gravity is altered!Thank
Not the only one who thought they were slippers then!
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Maybe she had the tripod with her?! Either way it’s total cringe. She behaves like a 14 year old.
She was refused pain relief.
Except for TENS machine, labouring in water, gas & air, and pethidine.
she was stitched up wrong but wasn't really. she tit herself in the park. (may or may not be related to the birth)
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also Alf was overcooked by roughly 94 days. he came out watching the iPad with a bowl of grated cheese , that's maybe where the tear came from
Lovely day x
Christ! Try a 23 hour labour & an emergency c section. She’s bloody insufferable and quite obviously the only woman in the world to successfully breastfeed. Why do some women seem to think they’re so superior because they breastfeed. And is this skin to skin thing new? ( probs showing my age)- find it quite amusing how so many of these instamums bang on about it and then complain that the baby won’t sleep unless it’s on them.
I’d put money on her having sent herself the ‘duck me Ashley’ and ‘what’s your bra size’ question box responses.
Skin to skin isn’t new and it’s not necessarily to ‘blame’ for sleep challenges, but it’s really important in the early days for regulating temperature and helpful for establishing milk supply too.
But yes, she’s insufferable and no doubt this birth will take a traumatic turn when she needs more engagement
I just wonder what she’s going to do for engagement 2 years down the line, when she has no babies. She has stated Ad is her last.But yes, she’s insufferable and no doubt this birth will take a traumatic turn when she needs more engagement
She’s going to Coachella, rememberI just wonder what she’s going to do for engagement 2 years down the line, when she has no babies. She has stated Ad is her last.
Hoping she gets asked to DJ the phone charging point, because she's brilliant.She’s going to Coachella, remember
That’s right… how did I forget. Because you can’t go until the sacrificial 3 years is up.She’s going to Coachella, remember
She’ll be the headline act in the charging point
Well she did say this morning that she’s ‘still an awesome DJ’ so I think you’re right
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