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Yeah, they all use the same content, and their voices sound alike. Idk if you’ve seen Mondo’s


I agree with you on this, HOWEVER, let’s not bring race here. You emphasize latino but leave that out. I am Latin myself born and raised in LA we are all here to express how we don’t like grifters and people with crappy video editing skills. Fellow SW fan as well, we are both here to make fun of this man child.

So far only MysteryBae or Kyrsten had her live, meanwhile Mondo has been real quiet lol
sorry took it out already
 
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He has media for the Halloween convention he’s at right now and no mask

I will also add that even Noah has media with his big mighty following of 6,405 on instagram 😂
 
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He has media for the Halloween convention he’s at right now and no mask
My friend is working the event and she said that mondo, mystery bae, sonic and Noah are all there right now and yeah she said they’re media. Like how is it that fat duck getting media for all the events now? First Knotts, universal, SW celebration, Comic Con and now Midsummer? Why are these places so dumb to have this lazy duck as media? It boggles my mind
 
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My friend is working the event and she said that mondo, mystery bae, sonic and Noah are all there right now and yeah she said they’re media. Like how is it that fat duck getting media for all the events now? First Knotts, universal, SW celebration, Comic Con and now Midsummer? Why are these places so dumb to have this lazy duck as media? It boggles my mind
Again… He did NOT have media for Comic con!!! That they are very strict with. He used his friends badge for a few hours.

he has been media for Knotts, USH, SW celebration, Midsummer, Six Flags (although not as five fires; he used a friends invite said it in the video). Yamaava casino (thanks to Demi). He has gotten free stuff from Casetify, Loungefly and then people with Etsy shops
 
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My friend is working the event and she said that mondo, mystery bae, sonic and Noah are all there right now and yeah she said they’re media. Like how is it that fat duck getting media for all the events now? First Knotts, universal, SW celebration, Comic Con and now Midsummer? Why are these places so dumb to have this lazy duck as media? It boggles my mind
Yeah but the way I see it, he has nothing to show for it. All that stuff is meaningless. At the end of the day, he's having a baby while he and his gf are both still living with their parents. I'm sure that they can't even afford to get an apartment on their own. Her baby daddy has no real source of income and has extremely poor health. Now, I'm not bashing on people struggling or who live with their parents. All I am saying is that Mondo and his gf LOVE the attention they get and all the perks, and like to pretend their lives are SO great. You'd think Mondo would put aside his selfish dream of making it big as a vlogger/"journalist" and get a job, and stop with the annoying coffee and chisme bullshit and constant live streams to get people to give him their hard earned money.
 
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Yeah but the way I see it, he has nothing to show for it. All that stuff is meaningless. At the end of the day, he's having a baby while he and his gf are both still living with their parents. I'm sure that they can't even afford to get an apartment on their own. Her baby daddy has no real source of income and has extremely poor health. Now, I'm not bashing on people struggling or who live with their parents. All I am saying is that Mondo and his gf LOVE the attention they get and all the perks, and like to pretend their lives are SO great. You'd think Mondo would put aside his selfish dream of making it big as a vlogger/"journalist" and get a job, and stop with the annoying coffee and chisme bullshit and constant live streams to get people to give him their hard earned money.
That is very true and are such good valid points lol I definitely think they love showing off that they live this great life going to these events for free and getting these perks too. But at the end of the day they need to realize they’re having a kid and having one does cost $ lol I don’t think mondo realizes that tho but then again he has those livestreams so ppl donate $ since that’s his only source of income tho

It just upsets me that these fuckers get to go to these events for free when they’re not even legit fans. There are so many ppl more deserving who actually like attending these and enjoy who don’t blog. Unlike mondo who does just to show it as content and nothing else
 
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I think people don’t want to work real jobs and because they see livestream after livestream and crappy edited videos they think anyone with a camera can do it
I can’t make this up!🤣🤣🤣 PHD is doing a collab with some tshirt shop that has less then 2k followers, ironic enough the owners name is fitdisney something. Ain’t nothing fit about those 2. They are donating 10% to a diabetes charity because Crystal has type 2 diabetes SHOCKER They are both probably in terrible health but want to live at Disney eating Disney food all while virtually panhandling for money.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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That is very true and are such good valid points lol I definitely think they love showing off that they live this great life going to these events for free and getting these perks too. But at the end of the day they need to realize they’re having a kid and having one does cost $ lol I don’t think mondo realizes that tho but then again he has those livestreams so ppl donate $ since that’s his only source of income tho

It just upsets me that these fuckers get to go to these events for free when they’re not even legit fans. There are so many ppl more deserving who actually like attending these and enjoy who don’t blog. Unlike mondo who does just to show it as content and nothing else
Honestly, it bothers me that he is getting all the perks because of his huge/growing following. Obviously companies seek out people like Mondo, but it’s like why? First of all this guy has a face of a schemer, second he looks like the type that probably sues a Walmart for “falling”, and third of course he’s probably the type that doesn’t want to work, and just live off donations. I wouldn’t be surprised MysteryBae had to bring home the bacon. I don’t like that people think he is a great resource for information. It’s not like he works for Disney or anything in particular. Sadly, people believe in him, and he just knows how to earn their trust. I’m sure they put a good face out there, but I’m pretty sure the guy is a lot different than what he shows on camera. Nothing bothers me more than that wannabe Radio talk show voice he goes by. The guy can barely read the Orange County Register. As for Mystery Bae, best of luck to her. Maybe in a way them bringing a baby into the world would be another source for them to get benefits..sadly.

I still can’t put it together that Mondo gets laid 🤢. Yuck! He looks like he smells like hot dog water.

I can’t make this up!🤣🤣🤣 PHD is doing a collab with some tshirt shop that has less then 2k followers, ironic enough the owners name is fitdisney something. Ain’t nothing fit about those 2. They are donating 10% to a diabetes charity because Crystal has type 2 diabetes SHOCKER They are both probably in terrible health but want to live at Disney eating Disney food all while virtually panhandling for money.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gross all around! I have a feeling they pay to get a collaboration. Anything to promote their tit.
 
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If I am just a regular youtuber with some subs, can I be a media. Frankly he isnt a popular channel and is a wannabe media. He does this for views and for money by getting the hookups
 
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Hmm, somebody posted under two of Mondo’s recent post about him being sick. They’re deleted now. How irresponsible. New variant Covmondo 22
 
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I cannot stand Mondo (thecalibae/fivefires), Kirstyn (themysterybae_), Noah (disnoahland), and Dem (disneydem).

Literally the worst people. They talk tit about everyone behind their backs... but pretend to be nice and friendly with you. Mondo is the fakest cause he needs his followers to believe they're friends so they continue to superchat him. For example, Mondo talked mad crap about Edwin (magic.through.a.lens). They had each other blocked and everything. Called Edwin fat, stupid, doesn't know tit, you name it. Now, for whatever reason, they're like best friends. (Edwin is another piece of trash.) So the fact they're buddies now is laughable.

I could go on about Edwin since he a douche as well that lives at home with his mommy. But his girl just dumped his sorry ass so he got what he deserved. Then he goes on to pretend like it don't bother him.... it clearly does. He pretending to be walking everyday now and eating healthy, posting a bunch of selfies, and posting other girls in his stories... He trying to get his ex to notice all this... it's obvious. Anyways....

Mondo lives at home at home with his parents. Where will this new baby they're bringing into this world stay? I already feel bad for the kid. He's not gonna be a father that will be there. I doubt he'll even be able to provide. A kid is not cheap. So to add... no real job and no own place to live, how the heck are they gonna afford to raise a kid. Superchats will only get you so far... To anyone of his followers to happen upon this page, stop sending him money. He's just using you..... and your "IG account" or "youtube channel" will not grow because he shouts you out.

Kirstyn also lives at home with parents, in a shared bedroom with her son. Like really? Is the baby also gonna sleep there? That'll be wild... She's another annoying one that should have stayed a mystery. But she likes the attention. They made her reveal a big spectacle.... What a joke cause she's still called "mystery". And she's a travel agent? Why would anyone want to hire her? She's literally clueless about anything disney. Anyone watch her at DisneyWorld? Clueless and hated being there.

Noah is another one who weasels his way into everything. He's never invited to anything.... just shows up with these random groups of people. No one really wants him around, but everyone can't just be honest and tell him to leave. So that's why it looks like he jumps from group to group to group. He'll also talk tit about people behind their backs to make himself look better. He's young, but no real job. Lives at home, and probably under mom&dad's insurance still.

Dem is something else. The only one that doesnt live at home with mom/dad, but then again.... she married into money. A literal no one, but bought her way to recognition. You can tell she's tried different platforms to be an "influencer". Take a look at her twitter on what she used to promote. She throws money at Mondo cause of his following. He shares her and they follow her. So not only is she doing daily giveways on her IG, but she's getting Mondo and Kirstyn to shout her out constantly. It even looks like Dem is buying her followers. She went up in count almost 5,000 in two weeks. I've seen her stories........ she aint that good of a content creator.

This influencer stuff is oversaturated (especially in their niches). They're not gonna go far and then what? It's gonna be a crash and burn as life goes on. Kids, house, life events, vacations.......... ig or youtube aint gonna sustain all that. Content creators gotta level up to succeed, but they all seem to be going downhill with crappy content.
 
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I have a feeling Mondumb and MysteryBore will end up becoming the new BLAB - hey he already knocked out going out in public sick with no mask , grifting, pointless live streams - sooner or later more will catch on I think they already have.
I’m sure he has had Covid and gone out to theme parks and more with it and no mask , I don’t think he has every really spoken about being sick and staying home I’ve seen other vloggers do that but not him no way he has never not gotten it from the amount of places he goes out.
 
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I have a feeling Mondumb and MysteryBore will end up becoming the new BLAB - hey he already knocked out going out in public sick with no mask , grifting, pointless live streams - sooner or later more will catch on I think they already have.
I’m sure he has had Covid and gone out to theme parks and more with it and no mask , I don’t think he has every really spoken about being sick and staying home I’ve seen other vloggers do that but not him no way he has never not gotten it from the amount of places he goes out.

I cannot stand Mondo (thecalibae/fivefires), Kirstyn (themysterybae_), Noah (disnoahland), and Dem (disneydem).

Literally the worst people. They talk tit about everyone behind their backs... but pretend to be nice and friendly with you. Mondo is the fakest cause he needs his followers to believe they're friends so they continue to superchat him. For example, Mondo talked mad crap about Edwin (magic.through.a.lens). They had each other blocked and everything. Called Edwin fat, stupid, doesn't know tit, you name it. Now, for whatever reason, they're like best friends. (Edwin is another piece of trash.) So the fact they're buddies now is laughable.

I could go on about Edwin since he a douche as well that lives at home with his mommy. But his girl just dumped his sorry ass so he got what he deserved. Then he goes on to pretend like it don't bother him.... it clearly does. He pretending to be walking everyday now and eating healthy, posting a bunch of selfies, and posting other girls in his stories... He trying to get his ex to notice all this... it's obvious. Anyways....

Mondo lives at home at home with his parents. Where will this new baby they're bringing into this world stay? I already feel bad for the kid. He's not gonna be a father that will be there. I doubt he'll even be able to provide. A kid is not cheap. So to add... no real job and no own place to live, how the heck are they gonna afford to raise a kid. Superchats will only get you so far... To anyone of his followers to happen upon this page, stop sending him money. He's just using you..... and your "IG account" or "youtube channel" will not grow because he shouts you out.

Kirstyn also lives at home with parents, in a shared bedroom with her son. Like really? Is the baby also gonna sleep there? That'll be wild... She's another annoying one that should have stayed a mystery. But she likes the attention. They made her reveal a big spectacle.... What a joke cause she's still called "mystery". And she's a travel agent? Why would anyone want to hire her? She's literally clueless about anything disney. Anyone watch her at DisneyWorld? Clueless and hated being there.

Noah is another one who weasels his way into everything. He's never invited to anything.... just shows up with these random groups of people. No one really wants him around, but everyone can't just be honest and tell him to leave. So that's why it looks like he jumps from group to group to group. He'll also talk tit about people behind their backs to make himself look better. He's young, but no real job. Lives at home, and probably under mom&dad's insurance still.

Dem is something else. The only one that doesnt live at home with mom/dad, but then again.... she married into money. A literal no one, but bought her way to recognition. You can tell she's tried different platforms to be an "influencer". Take a look at her twitter on what she used to promote. She throws money at Mondo cause of his following. He shares her and they follow her. So not only is she doing daily giveways on her IG, but she's getting Mondo and Kirstyn to shout her out constantly. It even looks like Dem is buying her followers. She went up in count almost 5,000 in two weeks. I've seen her stories........ she aint that good of a content creator.

This influencer stuff is oversaturated (especially in their niches). They're not gonna go far and then what? It's gonna be a crash and burn as life goes on. Kids, house, life events, vacations.......... ig or youtube aint gonna sustain all that. Content creators gotta level up to succeed, but they all seem to be going downhill with crappy content.
Wow I had no idea Mondo and Edwin used to beef. Edwin is such a loser - he’s clearly so butthurt over his break up he keeps posting all these digs at his ex in his stories and yeah posting with other girls, I mean hey loser all you do is spend time at theme parks you aren’t really winning out here just because you take pictures of characters lol. So funny mondo beefs with people but then ends up friends with them again, isn’t that how it was with Chris Rodgers too?
 
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A little late, I found out Mysterylame is a travel agent for another company. Not sure why the post she has on instagram make her look like she works for The Walt Disney Co. I see how much Mondo and Mysterylame push for people for quotes since the baby is coming. I highly doubt they’re moving in together. She lives in a home in the Valley with family of course she’ll need a babysitter.

Anyways, I watched their video on Jupiters Claim, and noticed a similar style of the way they shot and edited their video. It reminded me a lot of Magic Journeys. I know they do follow each other, and I hope Magic Journeys steer clear from them. Overall, Mondo isn’t original. He’s a grifter and copies other peoples “content”.
 
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Wow I had no idea Mondo and Edwin used to beef. Edwin is such a loser - he’s clearly so butthurt over his break up he keeps posting all these digs at his ex in his stories and yeah posting with other girls, I mean hey loser all you do is spend time at theme parks you aren’t really winning out here just because you take pictures of characters lol. So funny mondo beefs with people but then ends up friends with them again, isn’t that how it was with Chris Rodgers too?

Yeah. Pretty sure he has beef with many more people. For sure has beef with BLAB, but they fake nice to each other. Beef with themeparkshark cause they competition or something. Beef with Lucie (apdisneymomma, magickeymomma, whatever her damn name is now). Had beef with Chris but they somehow made up. I think they beef'd because Chris got invited to some universal media event and Mondo got butthurt about it. Pay attention to Chris and Mondo. You can tell there's subtle beef still going on depending on who gets invited to what. They're using each other for more clout. They don't always get invited to the same events so there's jealousy going on. Beef with Megan (the "mousing around" person). They used to be like best friends cause they went to the parks all the time together, but dont even hang out anymore (maybe when Kirstyn isn't around). My guess is "MysteryBae_" is jealous of her. She wasn't even invited to their gender reveal, lol. "Best friends"...... Don't trust Mondo. Either he's using you, or talking behind your back.

Also, has anyone else noticed the tit views FiveFires youtube gets? He has over 100k+ subscribers and barely gets 2k-4k views per video. FAKE FOLLOWING. He grifts for superchats. Even BLAB with less following has wayy better engagement on their videos (10k-20k+ views). Mondo is a one-hit wonder with his one and only viral video. That's it folks.... He hasn't leveled up as a youtuber and it's showing. He won't get the chance anymore with a baby on the way. He has no idea how much work it is to raise a child. Either he levels up and ignores being a father, or he fails as a youtuber but learns to be a father. I wonder which it will be cause aint enough time in the day to do both.
 
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Yeah. Pretty sure he has beef with many more people. For sure has beef with BLAB, but they fake nice to each other. Beef with themeparkshark cause they competition or something. Beef with Lucie (apdisneymomma, magickeymomma, whatever her damn name is now). Had beef with Chris but they somehow made up. I think they beef'd because Chris got invited to some universal media event and Mondo got butthurt about it. Pay attention to Chris and Mondo. You can tell there's subtle beef still going on depending on who gets invited to what. They're using each other for more clout. They don't always get invited to the same events so there's jealousy going on. Beef with Megan (the "mousing around" person). They used to be like best friends cause they went to the parks all the time together, but dont even hang out anymore (maybe when Kirstyn isn't around). My guess is "MysteryBae_" is jealous of her. She wasn't even invited to their gender reveal, lol. "Best friends"...... Don't trust Mondo. Either he's using you, or talking behind your back.

Also, has anyone else noticed the tit views FiveFires youtube gets? He has over 100k+ subscribers and barely gets 2k-4k views per video. FAKE FOLLOWING. He grifts for superchats. Even BLAB with less following has wayy better engagement on their videos (10k-20k+ views). Mondo is a one-hit wonder with his one and only viral video. That's it folks.... He hasn't leveled up as a youtuber and it's showing. He won't get the chance anymore with a baby on the way. He has no idea how much work it is to raise a child. Either he levels up and ignores being a father, or he fails as a youtuber but learns to be a father. I wonder which it will be cause aint enough time in the day to do both.
oh yeah remember when Chris got selected to be in that Disney creator program where they flew out a bunch of influencers to WDW earlier this year ? Well Chris and the other selected influencers got to go on a Disney cruise for free, and so funny Mondo and Mystery happen to go on a Disney Cruise right after Chris goes 🙄 jealous much ? He really has no original ideas of his own - always copying other bloggers etc or reposting content that he didn’t even make because he is so lazy.
 
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I cannot stand Mondo (thecalibae/fivefires), Kirstyn (themysterybae_), Noah (disnoahland), and Dem (disneydem).

Literally the worst people. They talk tit about everyone behind their backs... but pretend to be nice and friendly with you. Mondo is the fakest cause he needs his followers to believe they're friends so they continue to superchat him. For example, Mondo talked mad crap about Edwin (magic.through.a.lens). They had each other blocked and everything. Called Edwin fat, stupid, doesn't know tit, you name it. Now, for whatever reason, they're like best friends. (Edwin is another piece of trash.) So the fact they're buddies now is laughable.

I could go on about Edwin since he a douche as well that lives at home with his mommy. But his girl just dumped his sorry ass so he got what he deserved. Then he goes on to pretend like it don't bother him.... it clearly does. He pretending to be walking everyday now and eating healthy, posting a bunch of selfies, and posting other girls in his stories... He trying to get his ex to notice all this... it's obvious. Anyways....

Mondo lives at home at home with his parents. Where will this new baby they're bringing into this world stay? I already feel bad for the kid. He's not gonna be a father that will be there. I doubt he'll even be able to provide. A kid is not cheap. So to add... no real job and no own place to live, how the heck are they gonna afford to raise a kid. Superchats will only get you so far... To anyone of his followers to happen upon this page, stop sending him money. He's just using you..... and your "IG account" or "youtube channel" will not grow because he shouts you out.

Kirstyn also lives at home with parents, in a shared bedroom with her son. Like really? Is the baby also gonna sleep there? That'll be wild... She's another annoying one that should have stayed a mystery. But she likes the attention. They made her reveal a big spectacle.... What a joke cause she's still called "mystery". And she's a travel agent? Why would anyone want to hire her? She's literally clueless about anything disney. Anyone watch her at DisneyWorld? Clueless and hated being there.

Noah is another one who weasels his way into everything. He's never invited to anything.... just shows up with these random groups of people. No one really wants him around, but everyone can't just be honest and tell him to leave. So that's why it looks like he jumps from group to group to group. He'll also talk tit about people behind their backs to make himself look better. He's young, but no real job. Lives at home, and probably under mom&dad's insurance still.

Dem is something else. The only one that doesnt live at home with mom/dad, but then again.... she married into money. A literal no one, but bought her way to recognition. You can tell she's tried different platforms to be an "influencer". Take a look at her twitter on what she used to promote. She throws money at Mondo cause of his following. He shares her and they follow her. So not only is she doing daily giveways on her IG, but she's getting Mondo and Kirstyn to shout her out constantly. It even looks like Dem is buying her followers. She went up in count almost 5,000 in two weeks. I've seen her stories........ she aint that good of a content creator.

This influencer stuff is oversaturated (especially in their niches). They're not gonna go far and then what? It's gonna be a crash and burn as life goes on. Kids, house, life events, vacations.......... ig or youtube aint gonna sustain all that. Content creators gotta level up to succeed, but they all seem to be going downhill with crappy content.
Oh man loving all of the tea ☕ Being spilled! Not surprised with how fake mondo and his posse are. So obvious they are since they like to hang out within their own group. I honestly didn’t know tho about mondo and edwin having beef with each other. That’s very interesting. Funny how he calls edwin fat when mondo himself is too. Kinda hypocritical. But yeah found it odd they’re like best buds now tho. Kinda feels like it came out of nowhere. I wonder if it’s because mondo was having out with that villain guy and he’s besties with edwin.

Oh I totally believe the stuff you said about edwin. It’s so obvious of an asshole he is. The way he would always call her out in his stories of the mess she made with her loungeflys, etc. seriously that should be kept quiet and not to share with ppl online. I’ve been seeing that in his stories lately too. Him eating healthier and posting pics with girls. Not to mention he’s still continuing to roast her in his stories too. Like dude seriously?

I honestly think ppl won’t ever stop sending him superchats sadly. Really wish sense would get knocked into his followers but I feel they’re too dumb to even realize cause they love him so much

Ugh Noah is seriously like a leech that seriously won’t go away I swear. Not surprised he talks tit about ppl behind their backs. He is that type of guy who would. Course claiming that Demi is his bestie too just cause she has $ lol

Ugh cannot stand Demi at all. Only likes to brag and show off. Sad that she even has to use her $ just to buy her so called friends. But like if all ppl tho of bloggers why Mondo? He’d be the last one I’d choose lol. Honestly would not surprise me if they talk tit about Demi behind her back too. I did notice how she gained more followers. Like way too quick. She definitely did buy them. Just shows she wouldn’t be anything without her $ or well her husband’s Anyways

But yeah I definitely think that all of this influencer stuff will eventually end. I wish it was soon but who honestly knows when tho. I mean they should know this won’t last forever cause how can it? Mooching off of ppl can only get you so far lol
 
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Since all this tea is being spilled…. Does anyone know where Noah came from? Or who was the first person he leeched onto??? I will never get over how someone with only 6000 followers on instagram and 1000 on YouTube gets media passes or even gets everyone to pay for him.

does he even work???? Like how can his family just not care Lol

Also I would not doubt it for a second that Noah is the reason Megan and Mondo barely talk. For awhile he was only going with her to the parks and watching the girls. I could honestly see him talking tit about mondo and mystery bae.

I had never heard of the Edwin guy or the other one until mondo showed them complaining about a well done filet mignon at blue bayou and realized they are absolute idiots lol
 
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