First Classholes
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Damn you all, now I am sucked into this thread too. With all that is going on over in the BLOB threads, I don't have time for this Mondo crap!
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itsthecorememoryforme
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I cannot stand Mondo (thecalibae/fivefires), Kirstyn (themysterybae_), Noah (disnoahland), and Dem (disneydem).
Literally the worst people. They talk shit about everyone behind their backs... but pretend to be nice and friendly with you. Mondo is the fakest cause he needs his followers to believe they're friends so they continue to superchat him. For example, Mondo talked mad crap about Edwin (magic.through.a.lens). They had each other blocked and everything. Called Edwin fat, stupid, doesn't know shit, you name it. Now, for whatever reason, they're like best friends. (Edwin is another piece of trash.) So the fact they're buddies now is laughable.
I could go on about Edwin since he a douche as well that lives at home with his mommy. But his girl just dumped his sorry ass so he got what he deserved. Then he goes on to pretend like it don't bother him.... it clearly does. He pretending to be walking everyday now and eating healthy, posting a bunch of selfies, and posting other girls in his stories... He trying to get his ex to notice all this... it's obvious. Anyways....
Mondo lives at home at home with his parents. Where will this new baby they're bringing into this world stay? I already feel bad for the kid. He's not gonna be a father that will be there. I doubt he'll even be able to provide. A kid is not cheap. So to add... no real job and no own place to live, how the heck are they gonna afford to raise a kid. Superchats will only get you so far... To anyone of his followers to happen upon this page, stop sending him money. He's just using you..... and your "IG account" or "youtube channel" will not grow because he shouts you out.
Kirstyn also lives at home with parents, in a shared bedroom with her son. Like really? Is the baby also gonna sleep there? That'll be wild... She's another annoying one that should have stayed a mystery. But she likes the attention. They made her reveal a big spectacle.... What a joke cause she's still called "mystery". And she's a travel agent? Why would anyone want to hire her? She's literally clueless about anything disney. Anyone watch her at DisneyWorld? Clueless and hated being there.
Noah is another one who weasels his way into everything. He's never invited to anything.... just shows up with these random groups of people. No one really wants him around, but everyone can't just be honest and tell him to leave. So that's why it looks like he jumps from group to group to group. He'll also talk shit about people behind their backs to make himself look better. He's young, but no real job. Lives at home, and probably under mom&dad's insurance still.
Dem is something else. The only one that doesnt live at home with mom/dad, but then again.... she married into money. A literal no one, but bought her way to recognition. You can tell she's tried different platforms to be an "influencer". Take a look at her twitter on what she used to promote. She throws money at Mondo cause of his following. He shares her and they follow her. So not only is she doing daily giveways on her IG, but she's getting Mondo and Kirstyn to shout her out constantly. It even looks like Dem is buying her followers. She went up in count almost 5,000 in two weeks. I've seen her stories........ she aint that good of a content creator.
This influencer stuff is oversaturated (especially in their niches). They're not gonna go far and then what? It's gonna be a crash and burn as life goes on. Kids, house, life events, vacations.......... ig or youtube aint gonna sustain all that. Content creators gotta level up to succeed, but they all seem to be going downhill with crappy content.
Literally the worst people. They talk shit about everyone behind their backs... but pretend to be nice and friendly with you. Mondo is the fakest cause he needs his followers to believe they're friends so they continue to superchat him. For example, Mondo talked mad crap about Edwin (magic.through.a.lens). They had each other blocked and everything. Called Edwin fat, stupid, doesn't know shit, you name it. Now, for whatever reason, they're like best friends. (Edwin is another piece of trash.) So the fact they're buddies now is laughable.
I could go on about Edwin since he a douche as well that lives at home with his mommy. But his girl just dumped his sorry ass so he got what he deserved. Then he goes on to pretend like it don't bother him.... it clearly does. He pretending to be walking everyday now and eating healthy, posting a bunch of selfies, and posting other girls in his stories... He trying to get his ex to notice all this... it's obvious. Anyways....
Mondo lives at home at home with his parents. Where will this new baby they're bringing into this world stay? I already feel bad for the kid. He's not gonna be a father that will be there. I doubt he'll even be able to provide. A kid is not cheap. So to add... no real job and no own place to live, how the heck are they gonna afford to raise a kid. Superchats will only get you so far... To anyone of his followers to happen upon this page, stop sending him money. He's just using you..... and your "IG account" or "youtube channel" will not grow because he shouts you out.
Kirstyn also lives at home with parents, in a shared bedroom with her son. Like really? Is the baby also gonna sleep there? That'll be wild... She's another annoying one that should have stayed a mystery. But she likes the attention. They made her reveal a big spectacle.... What a joke cause she's still called "mystery". And she's a travel agent? Why would anyone want to hire her? She's literally clueless about anything disney. Anyone watch her at DisneyWorld? Clueless and hated being there.
Noah is another one who weasels his way into everything. He's never invited to anything.... just shows up with these random groups of people. No one really wants him around, but everyone can't just be honest and tell him to leave. So that's why it looks like he jumps from group to group to group. He'll also talk shit about people behind their backs to make himself look better. He's young, but no real job. Lives at home, and probably under mom&dad's insurance still.
Dem is something else. The only one that doesnt live at home with mom/dad, but then again.... she married into money. A literal no one, but bought her way to recognition. You can tell she's tried different platforms to be an "influencer". Take a look at her twitter on what she used to promote. She throws money at Mondo cause of his following. He shares her and they follow her. So not only is she doing daily giveways on her IG, but she's getting Mondo and Kirstyn to shout her out constantly. It even looks like Dem is buying her followers. She went up in count almost 5,000 in two weeks. I've seen her stories........ she aint that good of a content creator.
This influencer stuff is oversaturated (especially in their niches). They're not gonna go far and then what? It's gonna be a crash and burn as life goes on. Kids, house, life events, vacations.......... ig or youtube aint gonna sustain all that. Content creators gotta level up to succeed, but they all seem to be going downhill with crappy content.
Yeah she's full of shit, saying they were "trying." They're relationship is so fake! During his livestream Demi was filming them kiss and hug. They've NEVER shown affection ever on any livestream, and now they act like they love each other, just for the super chats.
They're both losers and I really hope people see how big of a grifter Mondo is, especially now that he'll probably be doing a lot of live streams related to the baby and MAYBE even an engagement (now that he's knocked her up), and posting nothing useful about the theme parks. I hope they see that he deletes his pointless streams after collecting money from his viewers. It just pisses me off when perfectly able people ask for charity and try to do it in a way to not appear to be just some sleazy asshole. His lazy ass can get a real job, but he chooses not to because he's a "professional journalist."
They'll probably still go out to events and leave baby with grandma and grandpa all the time.
Nicotheicon
Chatty Member
The dude lives with his parents, strolls around acting like he's a teenager, cant even get a grip on his own weight loss journey, cant master his own craft/career how in tf did he think "Being a dad right now is a good idea"
PricedOutDisneyFan
Well-known member
Ok, Demi... When you spoke to Mondo in person, what did you say?
Someone commented about the character meet and greets. They must get creeped out by all these older men taking pictures with them and taking videos of them. I wonder how long his gf is going to be okay with him doing that. Yeah, he's a vlogger (and a very bad one), but you'd think at some point she'd be bothered by it. She really believes she's going to be ok with them going to Disneyland and other parks every other day, every week, FOREVER? It's like a real life Twilight Zone episode. It's just never ending. She was talking about possibly having a third baby. I doubt she was joking. She probably just said that in case there was another accident, and then she could tell her followers "you guys remember me mentioning having a third." Ok girl... 
People like her don't use their head. With her it's always "look at ME!" She is so attention hungry, and so is Mondo.
They're perfect for each other, really.
Oh and then talking about what to name their baby? Okay, so you refer to your son as "Sonic" for privacy reasons, but going to let everyone know your baby's name? It's just like someone had mentioned earlier. She's not bright at all.
People like her don't use their head. With her it's always "look at ME!" She is so attention hungry, and so is Mondo.They're perfect for each other, really.
Oh and then talking about what to name their baby? Okay, so you refer to your son as "Sonic" for privacy reasons, but going to let everyone know your baby's name? It's just like someone had mentioned earlier. She's not bright at all.
Smurfette55
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Former friend of Mondo and Chris & Ashley
Maybe Kristyn is staying with Mondo for his growth and money and how he keeps telling her he is buying a Tesla soon with the Channel income. I think he does get disability income I’m not 100 percent on that but I’m pretty sure he does.
She’s also living off the Government income because her travel agent career isn’t exactly sky rocketing. I don’t ask how but yea they both don’t have real jobs and both don’t pay rent and both don’t pay any bills…
Mondo’s at home life is a BIG MESS. His priorities are all out of wack. Instead of getting a haircut rather go to a theme park. Instead of helping at home with chores and duties like mowing the lawn he just ditches it and goes to the parks. He’s one of those kids parents let them do whatever they want. At least he’s not in gangs or involved with drugs but he is a BIG DRINKER on the verge of being an alcoholic. She constantly would say how she didn’t like how Mondo just settles for less when he can have way more. She says he just moseys through life not caring about his body and health will catch up to him eventually.
Wow! He's deleting a lot of his livestreams! I think, like you said, he doesn't want to be associated with the word "grifter."
What he's probably going to do is livestream, get the superchat money from it, and then delete. This way, it doesn't look like all he does is livestreams for money. It's a shitty move and it's very deceiving because if anyone were to see this forum, and read about the fact that all he does is streaming for $$$, his YouTube page will tell a different story.
Well he can't delete the proof he deleted his streams. If you search five fires superchat, and then click videos, it shows all the streams he deleted and how much money in superchats he got.
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Another thing, Mondo's probably crossing his fingers that the birth doesn't coincide with the opening of Nintendo World at Universal Hollywood. That opening is a golden opportunity to create some viral videos that could rival or surpass the 27 million viewed HHN clip he had several years ago that some say he made $100k off of.
guitargirl69
New member
Did you guys see in that video at the blue bayou where Mondo ate his dessert first before his entree and then right after the meal he had another dessert! I thought that was odd!
Nicotheicon
Chatty Member
I feel like every time I watch one of their speculation bs streams, I feel like one of their parents is going to walk in mid rant and ask if they took out the trash
boog
Active member
Haven’t watched him in a while but when I did, I’d always skip the intro. It’s so cringey. I did like that when he did lives he’d film himself and if people approached him, he’d try to keep them out of view.
Slowly every blogger I used to watch is becoming problematic in some way…now I just watch people with low subscriber count who are just there to have fun not to collect handouts…. (lisaland
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Slowly every blogger I used to watch is becoming problematic in some way…now I just watch people with low subscriber count who are just there to have fun not to collect handouts…. (lisaland
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OCHBViewer
Active member
Question:
I'm not here to stir stuff up or be a shrill, but I'm genuinely curious to why so many of you have an issue with the super chat donations?
Answer:
1. Because donations are done during livestreams - the laziest form of vlogging. Look at others that put actual work into their YouTube videos - even JustAskDanny, who films together with Armando. Danny also had a Star Wars night video. He recorded it, then edited it and published it. He added commentary, analysis, suggestions, and actual helpful information. Or look at Fresh Baked - he recently did a video on Tomorrowland and what it would mean to revamp Space Mountain, asking his viewers if it would be worth it to them to have Space Mountain down for 3 years if it meant it could be totally overhauled. This is higher quality, value added, polished material - they aren't just lazily livestreaming. Compared to Mondo who is the King of Livestream$ - just pointing a camera around. (And sometimes he doesn't even do that, and leaves it to his girlfriend to hold up the camera!) Greed for the lowest quality content.
2. Superchat livestream$ take advantage of many gullible people. Just because those that donate are free to donate or not doesn't make it right. Mondo takes advantage of victims who think he is giving out helpful informative livestreams whereas in reality, by his own admission, his videos are "for entertainment purposes only." I have zero problem with people who willingly, use each other, like someone who donates a lot of money to his superchats, then he ends up doing a (not so) random glowing review of a casino's restaurant (Pines Restaurant at Yamaava.) But was he honest to his viewers about that relationship? Do you think his viewers realize that maybe there's a reason that eveything he ate was "delicious" to him? Do you think he's clear to his viewers that the shower of money he gets may color his review of that (or any) place?
You described these people as "hustlers," and I totally agree. Through deceit, a lot of these people do hustle victims out of money. People who think he's giving out information and not just "for entertainment." People who don't know any better and must be protected (this is part of why we have consumer protection laws). People who crave the social attention (for various reasons) are the ones most likely to donate and hence, be exploited. And I disagree with you - they are sellouts - totally. See how hard many of them try to kiss up to Disney to get media access. See how little they criticize Disney. But then they PRETEND to be impartial reviewers giving out helpful information, not just "for entertainment purposes only."
Question:
My theory is that I feel like many members might get envious because they are just "regular folks" making a living off going to the parks, while the other 98% of us have to slave away at a 9-5 we don't like.
Answer: So many presumptions here I don't know where to begin. Someone like me, for example - I have a Magic Key. I could go most days if I wanted to, but I've got other things I enjoy doing much more. (I would consider it a nightmare to have to go to the parks every day - the crowds, the lines, the overpriced junk food - it all gets old. The vloggers know this, and this is why they hype anything new, and so they all end up hyping the same new stuff.) I may be wrong, but I don't think a lot of people on here would trade their job for Mondo's (I know I wouldn't), and it's quite a reach to make that claim.
Looks like King of Livestreams will be on tonight, for at least 2 hours, making it about 10 hours for the past 7 days alone. Wonder how many times he'll interrupt Danny to deliver us the most exclusive, most insightful news, analysis and commentary about the theme park world.
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Tiki0730
Chatty Member
Everyone keeps throwing out that they are on welfare or disability with no proof. Like how come no one says that about other vloggers?
I thought she left her full time job to finish school and she is a travel agent. They said they trained and hired her for her company, maybe it has some compensation? She also kept posting that she was working part time somewhere closer but not rhe job she hated from before.
I find it interesting how different the hate for Mondo and her is being navigated compared to others. half the time it's not even about their channel or their actions at the park bur rather themselves and life.
jessburch
Chatty Member
I like the channel but Mondo needs to stop the intro and outro. Fire it up is fine but main host and fire down etc it gets old quick. I don't know anything about disability until it was mentioned in Best life thread. I doubt he would be recording moving around a lot, hikes, a cruise coming, etc knowing that he could lose benefits.
Anyone know what his girlfriend's real name is? Another thing that is old why not call her by her real name.
Anyone know what his girlfriend's real name is? Another thing that is old why not call her by her real name.
KTsguntsmellslikesalami
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The fake smile and that thing he says at the begining, puts him #1 on my punchable faces list.
I think he's developmentally disabled. That's his disability. Not joking.
I think he's developmentally disabled. That's his disability. Not joking.
Tiki0730
Chatty Member
I think it seems attainable to him since Chris is on their content creator list. But there’s a huge difference between the two lolIsn’t it funny how Mondo is a Knotts ambassador, is on Universal’s media list - yet everyday he is clutching his pearls over Disney not making any announcement about magic key renewalslike give me a break, if other parks were giving me perks I’d be filming and making content there way more than the ones that were not giving me anything - what’s not clicking with him ? No matter how much he kisses up to Disney he isn’t their target media blogger and never will be
shut the vlog up
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During today's live with Danny I commented about how wrong Danny's prediction of Magic Keys info being disclosed 40 days from 8/25 was. Much to my surprises Danny directly mentioned my comment on air and addressed it. He said he never expressly made that prediction (which was wrong; I remember during a previous live a few weeks ago he and Armando both predicted that the Keys info would be released within the next week from when they made the comment), and he and Armando quickly pivoted to say that that's why they call it "speculation" lol. I was surprised that I wasn't banned or kicked out. But if it's all just "speculation," aren't they admitting that they really have no idea about what they're talking about?
Still, I'll give credit for Danny for not simply ignoring a tough comment.
Still, I'll give credit for Danny for not simply ignoring a tough comment.
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