Alice Liveing #7 Paddy won’t commit, her clothes don’t fit and the app is still Tommy tit

[Farmer Sam]

Why though... why is she doing this

She thinks she’s Chessie Look at me gurning I’m so hilarious and normal King. She just looks like a fecking idiot

 

[Greencatfysh]

POV : you’re paddy on your way to play golf and that woman is trying to entice you into bed again

 

[Greencatfysh]

How long have they actually been together? I recently got engaged and it took my partner 8 years.

She’s also only 29 - there’s no huge rush at all and it’s not that weird that she’s not engaged/married. They might have even discussed not getting married at all, except for the fact that she makes it so embarrassingly obvious that she’s just waiting for it. It’s such a childish view on marriage. She just wants a ring and a wedding. I feel like anyone could slot into Paddy’s place.

 

[Londoncailín]

You must be psychic - Daddy Paddy is off to the Open this morning.

This morning's stories have really ground my gears. Where's this "morning team" come from? I ain't in your team love.

Going for "cool girl in the city" with her New York wardrobe hope she's got a whole new wardrobe.

I just saw her stories, and I laughed out loud when she said Daddy Paddy was off to the golf

The whole ‘cool girl in the city’ is a look that Alice will never pull off. Her style is more ‘uptight Tory in the country’

You are not Sarah Jessica Parker, Alice.

 

[Sophie80]

I don’t understand the comment?

I thinks it’s her “down with the kids way” of saying she got an upgrade, because she can’t keep anything to herself. Everything’s an opportunity to show off.

 

[Rondoodle]

Is she getting worse?! She's stressed because she's going on her 85th holiday of the year and has a little scratch on her face. WHAT? As a member of her TEAM, I really couldn't give a fuck about either of these two things!

 

[Truthslayer]

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If someone has to post about how happy they are, it generally means they aren’t that happy.

Alice, love, put your phone down. Live for the moment.

 

[Lalalalaaaaaa85]

Looks like a Wetherspoons plate

 

[Londoncailín]

She's so uptight. She can never let herself go. Everything has to be so controlled and come across as perfect.

I wish she would go wild for once and get some sand in her fanny

 

[Truthslayer]

Her pony tail flicking from side to side in those stories is giving me the rage this morning!!

Moaning about how hard it is to juggle all her socialising around her actual real life job. She’s such a brat. Try adding in a full time job (rather than filming a couple of workouts a week and doing some garbled insta stories), caring for elderly relatives whilst also running around after small, sticky handed children.The beg for sympathy is just ridiculous. She needs to get a bloody grip!!

 

[Londoncailín]

So tally and jack are engaged!

Alice will be crying into her overnight oats in the morning

 

[Missymoo92]

Alice this morning: I'm on a family holiday so trying not to be on my phone as much

Alice straight after: films her morning workout and says she'll post it later, posts a picture of her lunch, films herself getting ready for dinner

I literally came on to say this - what happened to not using her phone?

Her smug stories last week about period pain fucked me off as someone with adenomyosis.. no Alice a 10 minute walk will not make it feel better given that sometimes the pains are so bad I can barely stand! As is the same with lots of women! You can tell she's one of those who has easy periods but makes out they are painful to seem relatable.

She also strikes me as one of those women whose like "omg I HATE running, I'm sooooo slow at running, I'm not really a runner you know?" - then proceeds to run 5km in 20 mins literally my pet hate with insta Huns

 

[EasterEggs]

Why is she giggling at the camera though?! I don’t understand whom she was filming that story for

Probably sends it to Paddy and he replies with a “”

 

[Londoncailín]

I wonder how many of those ‘women who make you feel loved, supported and also cackle with laughter’ will Alice see in the next twelve months? How many of them will drop everything and come and cheer her up when she's on one of her downers? A glass of wine on a random weekday in a London pub?

Probably zero.

 

[blahblahbegsomemoreblah]

Does she know what maximum budget means??

“Find me a dress for maximum £50”

“Ok here’s one for £80, I know it’s above budget but it’s worth it”

People can’t afford things out of their budget atm you tone deaf idiot!!!

 

[blahblahbegsomemoreblah]

She’s dressed like a handmaid.

 

[SarcasticEllis]

On her latest stories about her gym trip being ruined, doesn’t she use her app (or should I say isn’t the entire point of her app!!!) to show exercises you can do when you’re not surrounded by loads of gym equipment? Why not just do one of those??

 

[Truthslayer]

Fear not, Tattlers! Daddy Paddy is indeed there!!

God they really are awkward AF!!

 

[pennypinchpam]

I know Chessie has a thread but I don’t follow her anymore and popped over to see her covid post when you posted this. She didn’t have any kind of sit down meal, just a ‘never ending grazing table’ from an Instagram grazing table place….tell me your entire wedding was a freebie without telling me your entire wedding was a freebie

Anyway sorry to derail x

One thread isn’t enough to discuss how obnoxious the chessstickles milkshake maker is. The grazing table idea is the absolute worst. You have your guests standing around all evening? And once the first few have picked at the table, it starts looking like carnage and the last people to the table will see what would resemble the open guts of a seal. Aesthetically it’s a disaster. More like they couldn’t be bothered to spend time thinking about seating plans because the wedding is just a party for them to be main characters and the guests should count themselves lucky to be witness to the amazing gapey mouthed twosome.
Buffet weddings are completely different. You still serve yourself but go back to your seat. this is just crass. They probably couldn’t get table linen or chair hire for free.

apologies to derail! I’ll have to pop back to the Chessie thread hah.

 

[pennypinchpam]

Good morning TEAM, how are we all?

Just wanted to pop here and see how you’re all doing! Something really funny/tragic happened to me last night that isn’t remotely funny/tragic by any meaningful standard but I’m going to tell you anyway.