Alice Liveing #7 Paddy won’t commit, her clothes don’t fit and the app is still Tommy tit

[majestic26]

I've seen quite a few tragic posts from influencers but I think that one actually comes out on top now. What on earth possessed her to a) think of taking this pic, b) actually take it and c) POST IT to thousands of people!

She is completely down the social media rabbit hole, all of her validation and self worth tangled up in what her followers and other people online think of her. Never seen a more embarrassing, obvious indication of this.

 

[PsychoKitty]

I know this isn't a Chessie thread, but she might be the most vacuous person I've ever seen.

 

[Same stuff different day]

When I was turning 30, I had a rough year. felt like I hadn’t done much with my life (untrue) and ran around like an Alice with my head cut off.
She has lost perspective and needs to get to real therapy - not the on show IG kind.
mad for grungy pants, she is so desperate to be his friend. I wonder what that’s all about?
Also NO mention of Paddy. Did his mom take him to France as an intervention?

 

[Londoncailín]

Her pony tail flicking from side to side in those stories is giving me the rage this morning!!

Moaning about how hard it is to juggle all her socialising around her actual real life job. She’s such a brat. Try adding in a full time job (rather than filming a couple of workouts a week and doing some garbled insta stories), caring for elderly relatives whilst also running around after small, sticky handed children.The beg for sympathy is just ridiculous. She needs to get a bloody grip!!

The ponytail swishing gave me motion sickness and the rage Her stories this morning are embarrassing. Poor, poor Alice. So much socialising and holidays and getting free classes in overpriced, pretentious stretching and pilates studios. What a tough little life you have.

 

[pennypinchpam]

It’s here - https://www.wildernessreserve.com/home

Omg I just checked the wedding prices!!!!
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What are the chances of it being #sponsored or #mediarate though. High. Very very high.

Its one of her so called best friends wedding and she is a bridesmaid. Can she not put her fucking phone down for a minute and just enjoy. She can post all of this later if she really has the need to boast and brag about her make up, her run, her skin, how happy (apparently) she is! Why does she need to share all of this in real time with literal strangers who are more than likely at work?!

Also who gets married on a Tuesday?!

Oh don’t be fooled. Chessie is the most odious and obnoxious. She’d be glued to her phoney poney and taking loads of gapey mouthed stupid selfies with her bridey tribey. Might even throw in a photo of her pubey rubies for a good measure of body positivity and self wuvin.
I’d hazard a bet the venue would only sponsor the wedding or offer a heavily discounted rate for a mid week date.

 

[SarcasticEllis]

Wouldn’t you be totally fucked off if you were paying for the app, there was little communication about issues or future schedules, and you had to watch stories of her going off to lunch, getting brows done, going to her folks, going out with pals??!

 

[Londoncailín]

Daddy Paddy looks like he's having some smashing Wensleydale.

Looks like they all need a good shag. A bunch of smug, uptight, fake smiling gobshites.

God, that felt good

 

[Farmer Sam]

I swear that Heathrow could start using her as a guiding beacon for flights. That forehead is so shiny and frozen it’s like an egg.

 

[Same stuff different day]

She. Is. Sooooooo. Fucking. Stupid.

For me it’s the poster behind her. Makes me think of Daddy Paddy

 

[Bluesoul88]

She's stressed this morning because she has two work outs to get through and then "loads of stuff to cram in later" which probably consists of getting ready and choosing an outfit for dinner or some sort of social event which she always acts like are stressful things on her daily to do list.
Try juggling a real job with children or if you're like me disabled children, then you'll have an idea of what it's like to wake up with ACTUAL stress in the mornings. To wake up in the morning and only have yourself to think about, with your biggest worry being doing a work out..sounds like an actual dream.

 

[hadtosayit88]

This morning’s stories:

1. Does she think any of us care whether she’s got her braces in or not?

2. If she sleeps badly when Paddy is away she must literally never get a good nights sleep…

 

[gardengnome2]

I had covid then long covid for about a year so it REALLY annoys me that she’s all woe is me looking for sympathy online from strangers just go to bed and be quiet pls

 

[Same stuff different day]

From todays FB group

 

[Farmer Sam]

Let’s go to the beach!!!

But only after I’ve posed for probably 50+ candid “in the moment natural” shots to show just how much fun I’m having away from my phone and switching off. And whilst I’m arching my back, sucking my stomach in and sticking my leg in weird position. Fucks sake Alice - go to the beach with a blow up crocodile and some Cheetos.

 

[Rondoodle]

Taking 'ill' pictures of yourself while you have covid to post for sympathy is just horrible. If you felt that ill, would you be taking sad face selfies. What the hell goes through her head?! Why does she need attention and engagement now? Just take some paracetamol, drinks loads of water and rest!!! She is such a fucking brat.

 

[EasterEggs]

Wonder if the sister she hates is on holiday with them

 

[majestic26]

Sorry but as a PT your own physique is your billboard/portfolio! If you can't be seen to be looking after your own body, why would anyone hire you? She has a lot of knowledge about form and technique but nobody's going to get that far into her content if she doesn't have a physique people want to imitate. That's just the facts of the industry. Her entire career is built on the back of the Clean Eating Alice physique. If she was just starting out today with the body she has now she wouldn't be anywhere near as influential or popular.

 

[Truthslayer]

Could she be trying any harder to get Andy to fancy her??
Sorry love you’re stuck with Padster!!

 

[pennypinchpam]

Hi Alice. do you know what, I quite like the sheer baiting nature of this picture. Doesn’t read Tattle?!! Yeah right

I feel personally responsible for this post oops.

Also, why do ppl talk about expensive clothes as “investment pieces”?! Good investments are based on monetary returns. Is the value of the dress going to increase in value over time? Not unless it’s worn by Princess Diana. So shut up about “investment pieces”. Just say it’s expensive and leave it at that. Don’t try to appear “relatable” and justify your insane spending habits. It’s ok. Nobody cares.

 

[panda-eyes]

I feel awful saying this, but she’s had so much work done literally nothing moves on her face apart from her lower jaw. The Botox has made her forehead seem wayyy bigger than it is because it has no expression, it’s just this mass of blank smooth space that doesn’t move - it’s all I see on any of her stories. It’s really sad she feels she needs to do all of this shite to her face.