"I didn't react well" =
- I defamed my ex-husband and his partner in the global media
- I sent abusive emails to my ex-husband's mother
- I was involved in a group on Instagram which trolled and insulted the family of my ex-husband's new partner
- I have prevented my daughters from having a relationship with their father
- I encouraged my daughter to hack my ex-husband's public Instagram and post damaging things
- I got a three-year restraining order taken out on me
- I stole at least £100,000 from my ex-husband
- I kept one daughter out of school for a year
- I made my daughters engage in a plot to get my ex-husband's new partner a restraining order against her, and possible deportation
- I got my brother to threaten my ex-husband and his new partner on social media
- I was arrested for breaching the restraining order
- I wrote letters to my ex-husband's employers to try and get them to fire him
- I claimed my ex-husband's new partner doesn't really have MS
- I affected my ex-husband's new partner's health so much with my actions that her doctors were concerned
- I collude with the Daily Mail's chief showbiz reporter to orchestrate news stories which will be damaging to my ex-husband, his new partner and his career
- I tried to sell photos of my distressed children to the tabloids, and posted them on my Instagram
- I frequently consent to having my daughter photographed by the paparazzi and published in tabloids, then pretend we are being stalked and harassed
- I fire lawyers as a delaying tactic
- I kept claiming I spent all my money on lawyers, when my ex-husband was paying for them all this time
- I launched a fraudulent Gofundme in order to shame my ex-husband and distract from an event he was appearing at
- I leaked a video of the events at the flat involving the fake restraining plot on the same day of my ex-husband's 50th birthday, in order to try and ruin that for him. I don't care about the privacy of my daughter or how she would come across in that video
- I tried to blackmail my previous ex-boyfriend by writing a blog article about his alleged drug-taking, because he wouldn't give me any (more) money
- I claimed I was penniless and about to be homeless, when I've never moved out of Hollywood or Beverly Hills, and I carry on buying Creme de la Mer from eBay
- I publicly bullied a young co-worker of my ex-husband, and called her a "bitch", because she dared to write a heart emoji in an Instagram post he made of his new relationship
- I sent photos of my daughter's alleged injuries from the fake restraining order plot to a creepy man on the internet so he could write an article about it, and satisfy his 'women being abused' fetish
- I sent my daughter to an expensive school for a year, knowing I couldn't afford to pay the fees for longer than that
- I spend my time making sock accounts and trying to harass and intimidate people I don't like on the internet, instead of being productive with my life
HAVE 
Hypocritical, conniving waste of space, mAlice Evans.
if you think it will be a watermarked red carpet shot from the Ancient Times
if you think it will be a photoshopped selfie with extra large eyeballs taken from her bedroom
if you think it’ll be her announcing she got a job of some kind (as if!)
if you think it’ll be her forcing Elsie to pose and pretend they’re having fun
if you think it’ll be her smushing her ugly face up against a desperately-trying-to-escape Emma
somewhere too close by. Thats my goat barn, uninhibited at the moment, thankfully. I'll be busy wrangling animals until know it's under control. Our farm is so far out of town, we can't count on the fire department.
act. She can post all the old photos she wants, she’s just a Cruel, Unemployed, Nineties Throwback.
