Never a good way to start off with the face like this and several seconds of silence...
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Adam pats himself on the back for taking a 40 minute "commute" to Maitland, Florida, featuring more walking up to signs and reading them poorly
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Adam tries to sell us that it's amazing to walk on an old brick path, that horse carriages and the first cars rode on and here he is walking on it in 2024. Of course, you can say this about pretty much any ground - at some point, early man, indigenous peoples, perhaps a dinosaur, or maybe if you're in Washington D.C even old George, walked on it. It's really not that mind-blowing.
He has to document the poor man doing his job, leaf blowing the Dixie Highway, just keeping it clean, the thing Adam came to see. You can tell Adam is annoyed and then gets more annoyed because the museum in the historical house is closed due to renovations. If only there was a way to know beforehand? It is fun that he showed up exactly when the leaf blowing started and it dogs him for the next 10-15 minutes, annoying him to no end. Of course he'd never just stop and wait until the guy left - would take 20 minutes, tops.
Of course, it doesn't really matter, who needs to hear commentary like "side door there, shutter here" - that's really what he said during this shot:
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Then he says it reminds him of the Christmas Story House in Cleveland
He initially says this is "grass" growing on the roof of a cabin, then says it reminds him of Norway in Epcot
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More sign reading
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And then an old water treatment device next to a pond reminds him of someplace Pennywise the clown would hang out
, I just can't take it.
Then the turtle portion of the program starts. One on a log, then 3 in the water. He calls this "a lot" of turtles. A dragonfly tries to land on the nose of a swimming turtle and Adam says, "Hey wasp, get away from that turtle!" Then he says he knows it seems like nothing much, but...Adam, there's no but here. He sees a bunch more (
now it's a lot of turtles), including a young turtle, and he begins squealing, "a baby, a little baby, oh my gosh, so cute!"
Then he moves on to squirrels and pigeons, and then gets a cup of coffee from a local place. He likes that it is the hottest cup of coffee he's had in over a month, it scalded his innards (I just don't get it), but laments that it is so small. He needs the coffee all day, because he only eats the one meal at night, definitely starving himself - it's his normal MO.
More wandering. Looks at the clouds in the sky and tells us what he sees in the shapes...
. Then suddenly we're in Orlando and Adam continues his intense coverage of the Mayor Bob Carr Theater, now with a fence up around it. Much like when he discovered bluetooth and mobile ordering, Grandpa Woo is mystified by driverless vehicles on the streets of Orlando.
And why not, why not? Why not swing by the site of the former HOLY LAND EXPERIENCE? It's exactly the same as the last time he was there. Let's do the MYSTERY FUN HOUSE location, too. The apartments on that site are almost done, now I can sleep at night. And finally he checks out the newest part of Celebration. The guy who keeps telling us nothing has replaced the deli/convenience store in the heart of Celebration is "surprised" that the retail space is still empty in the expanded part of Celebration. I'm sure he's also surprised the Woomansion hasn't gone up in value either.
He sees some birds, some more clouds, and that's it. Wow, what a snoozer. He really goes heavy on the thanks at the end, I think he's worried about the views. I can barely hear him over his camera zoom and focus chattering away, it's louder than ever.
