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No one tell Hussey when he's up there...dude will be on a stakeout to get the chance to bow down to his idol.
OMG @dirtnap101. Is there a name for porn snuff films but with food? Thanks for your summary but the last reply screenshots are 
I can’t watch it for sure….
I can’t watch it for sure….
Hussey stalked him at the Gatlinburg chili festival last year and practically wet himself when he finally met him.
Was about to say we're due for a fast food meal on the roof of the car any day now. Ugh - that "diet" really went to complete crap. Adam, if you only ate sensible and did moderate workouts, you'd tip top shape.
As many have noticed, Adam is not a man in the middle, he's a man of extremes, and that applies across his life. Can't do a few vlogs a week, has to do a daily vlog regardless of the circumstances. Can't get 200 points in DVC, has to get 600 and counting. Can't plans a 2 week trip, has to be gone for 5-6 weeks at a time. Can't go to DragonCon for a couple of years and then do something different, has to go to DragonCon for 10 years straight before he figures out it's crazy. And can't eat decently and workout 2-3 days a week. No, it has to be starvation diets and the treadmill every day for an hour+ until he hurts his leg and has to back off. The rest of the time it's eat like crap and no workouts whatsoever.
I think that word is "mukbang". I learned it over on the Paging Mr. Morrow discussion pages.OMG @dirtnap101. Is there a name for porn snuff films but with food? Thanks for your summary but the last reply screenshots are
Yes, that is a mukbang. He does not allow himself sweet treats but he does eat fried apple pie. He’s not big on BBQ but he declares buccees the best bbq. Dude has never been to Franklins in Austin or The Shed in Mississippi. He does not know BBQ. He is a frustrating manchild of a human being.
He also has ZERO understanding of how employee stock purchases work. I would love to see him survive a real job at his age. He would not last one hour.
Mr. Woo and his lap dog, World of Mediocre, coo like love birds while ogling all the tacky Halloween crap humans pile up in their yards. With all the murder and mayhem displayed, it makes one wonder what sort of decorations would a serial killer display? Perhaps one has been following Mr. Woo after he snooped around the wrong abandoned house the killer was hiding in behind the curtain over the door. Perhaps Mr. woo will become the Halloween decoration for this house. Look at the creepy man dressed like a little boy. Now that's scary.
@2020planner - I have another one for the list! (Unless I missed it. I am not sure if the list is posted in thread 13 yet)
"Conundrum" - Now getting here after the fireworks is going to be quite the interesting conundrum post fireworks.
"Conundrum" - Now getting here after the fireworks is going to be quite the interesting conundrum post fireworks.
Today we find out that Adam's little drive to Buc-ees in St Augustine was actually a trip to see some real estate "right over the state line" in Georgia.
Apparently Adam's been thinking a lot about where he wants to be, and he says doesn't want to be in Central Florida, California, "the Midwest", or Pigeon Forge/Gatlinburg. He wants to buy property at the Florida-Georgia line. He figures that's good because it's just a short FOUR HOUR drive (each way) to see his parents, and "it's about halfway between Orlando and Atlanta" (it's a 5-6 hour drive from the state line to Atlanta).
You can see how befuddled Adam is that he ever thought this was a good idea. Let me move somewhere and BUY A HOME, and my choice is somewhere I've never lived before, 4 hours from my elderly parents, 6 hours from my beloved Tampa Bay Rays, and not close to any really big airports (JAX, sure, but it's doesn't have anywhere near the flight choice that ATL or MCO have). What a genius!
Adam finally figured out, as he drove back from Buc-ees, that it wasn't the best idea. Maybe it was all that great Buc-ees food that helped him come to the realization he doesn't want to live in St. Mary's Georgia. Then he announces his decision "NO! I do not want to leave Central Florida and I want to put down deeper roots here!" Adam would ideally love to "put down roots" (he refuses to say buy a home) in Celebration, but if not, he wants to be in the general area. His "lease" is up at the end of the year. He seems to want a place that has 2 bedrooms so that he can use one as a "Woo-dio", which is what he called his 2nd bedroom "office" in Orange County back in the day. Adam confesses his "current space is kind of small".
He says it "would be less stressful knowing where I'm going to be" long term. Huh? You have no relationships, hardly any family, your possessions consist of a big bag of pins and magnets, a few posters, some shelves of DVDs, a closet full of t-shirts and shorts, and your car. Your job is to travel. How is it stressful not knowing where you'll spend the next 20-25 years? How is it less stressful to buy a home? Let me tell you, buying and maintaining a home is stressful! Especially one that you'll never be in because you travel so much? And on that note, he admits the heat in Florida (which we all know will only get worse over the next 20 years) is a real turn off but "I can travel during the summer months".
The rest of the video is Adam fanboying over the town of Celebration (the place he wants to put down roots!), he eats sushi with Micah and then they wait for the Celebration Oktoberfest to begin. Adam wonders why the Celebration movie theater isn't open, and of course the answer is that it's impossible to make money with it. They tried for years and it closed because most of the time it was EMPTY.
They wander around geeking out on the Halloween decor, and then the big "falling of the leaves" happens, which turns out to be makeshift machines blowing fall colored confetti onto the streets:
Adam and Micah opt to do the hayride over the "choo-choo train", no joke.
So will Adam throw down $300-400k for a two bedroom in Celebration?
Apparently Adam's been thinking a lot about where he wants to be, and he says doesn't want to be in Central Florida, California, "the Midwest", or Pigeon Forge/Gatlinburg. He wants to buy property at the Florida-Georgia line. He figures that's good because it's just a short FOUR HOUR drive (each way) to see his parents, and "it's about halfway between Orlando and Atlanta" (it's a 5-6 hour drive from the state line to Atlanta).
You can see how befuddled Adam is that he ever thought this was a good idea. Let me move somewhere and BUY A HOME, and my choice is somewhere I've never lived before, 4 hours from my elderly parents, 6 hours from my beloved Tampa Bay Rays, and not close to any really big airports (JAX, sure, but it's doesn't have anywhere near the flight choice that ATL or MCO have). What a genius!
Adam finally figured out, as he drove back from Buc-ees, that it wasn't the best idea. Maybe it was all that great Buc-ees food that helped him come to the realization he doesn't want to live in St. Mary's Georgia. Then he announces his decision "NO! I do not want to leave Central Florida and I want to put down deeper roots here!" Adam would ideally love to "put down roots" (he refuses to say buy a home) in Celebration, but if not, he wants to be in the general area. His "lease" is up at the end of the year. He seems to want a place that has 2 bedrooms so that he can use one as a "Woo-dio", which is what he called his 2nd bedroom "office" in Orange County back in the day. Adam confesses his "current space is kind of small".
He says it "would be less stressful knowing where I'm going to be" long term. Huh? You have no relationships, hardly any family, your possessions consist of a big bag of pins and magnets, a few posters, some shelves of DVDs, a closet full of t-shirts and shorts, and your car. Your job is to travel. How is it stressful not knowing where you'll spend the next 20-25 years? How is it less stressful to buy a home? Let me tell you, buying and maintaining a home is stressful! Especially one that you'll never be in because you travel so much? And on that note, he admits the heat in Florida (which we all know will only get worse over the next 20 years) is a real turn off but "I can travel during the summer months".
The rest of the video is Adam fanboying over the town of Celebration (the place he wants to put down roots!), he eats sushi with Micah and then they wait for the Celebration Oktoberfest to begin. Adam wonders why the Celebration movie theater isn't open, and of course the answer is that it's impossible to make money with it. They tried for years and it closed because most of the time it was EMPTY.
They wander around geeking out on the Halloween decor, and then the big "falling of the leaves" happens, which turns out to be makeshift machines blowing fall colored confetti onto the streets:
Adam and Micah opt to do the hayride over the "choo-choo train", no joke.
So will Adam throw down $300-400k for a two bedroom in Celebration?
Wait. Didn't he just witch about how long it takes to get out of the state?
Cuz Central Florida is "so far down into the state..." but now THIS!??! and he's selling it as a SHORT drive to come back and see his parents?!?!
ETA: I know he decided against it later... but STILL... I mean, c'mon! Who "oscillates" that much in their opinions from day to day!?!?!?
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yeah, I couldn't tell if it was Chelsea or if maybe Micah has a lady who tagged along or what.
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This is his MO: "I'm crazy and unpredictable, you'll never know what I'll do", so he does stuff like this every once in awhile but it's all pretend. We all know he was never going to leave Florida (at least while his parents are alive) and if he did, it would be for SoCal again. It's like back when he announced he "looked" at homes in Gatlinburg and thought he'd move there. In his adult life he's never lived anywhere but Central Florida and SoCal. God knows he's been a million other places when touring, when living out of his van, when visiting baseball stadiums, etc. Yet he's never, ever actually had an address anywhere else but Central Florida and SoCal.ETA: I know he decided against it later... but STILL... I mean, c'mon! Who "oscillates" that much in their opinions from day to day!?!?!?
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He likely took the trip to rationalize buying somewhere in Central Florida.
Odd Paging Mr Morrow is rumored to be looking for a house as well. Perhaps they will buy something together? I don't think Adam has lived alone since his RV and van life days.
Odd Paging Mr Morrow is rumored to be looking for a house as well. Perhaps they will buy something together? I don't think Adam has lived alone since his RV and van life days.
The Buc-ee’s mascot was out today in St Augustine. Woo would have wet himself. I will say that the majority scrambling to see him were middle aged women but they took a quick pic with him and moved on. Woo would have had an unnecessary and awkward conversation with him for sure.
I need to try and find the link that has all our stuff in it. It's pages and pages back now.
I wish we could get that pink Wiki button like on the Trackers page! Would make it easier
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Yeah, he's out a lot. He came out the other day when I was up there in St. Augustine with DH (we usually make a point of going there to pick up our usual snacks) cuz, unlike David, we go to St. Augustine a TON to actually do real legit history buff stuff (prob my fave city in Fla). I came out of the bathroom and pretty much ran right into him as a group of kids and such ran up to him to take pics. I never got my pic taken with him yet but I've taken pics OF him.
(Yeah, I'm a full-on Buc-ee's fanatic myself. LOVE so many things there. Glad I never ran in David there yet)
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He can carry on a conversation with a person dressed up as a huge animal but if you meet him at one of the Disney parks and try to say hi, he looks at you with those blank shark eyes. Weirdo.
Here is the link: https://tattle.life/wiki/adam-the-woo/I need to try and find the link that has all our stuff in it. It's pages and pages back now.
I wish we could get that pink Wiki button like on the Trackers page! Would make it easier
I absolutely love Buc-ee’s! I’m from Albuquerque and the nearest Buc-ee’s was 9 hours away in Dallas. I moved to Florida in August and hit up many Buc-ee’s during the move. Now I live about 30 minutes from the St Augustine location.I need to try and find the link that has all our stuff in it. It's pages and pages back now.
I wish we could get that pink Wiki button like on the Trackers page! Would make it easier
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Yeah, he's out a lot. He came out the other day when I was up there in St. Augustine with DH (we usually make a point of going there to pick up our usual snacks) cuz, unlike David, we go to St. Augustine a TON to actually do real legit history buff stuff (prob my fave city in Fla). I came out of the bathroom and pretty much ran right into him as a group of kids and such ran up to him to take pics. I never got my pic taken with him yet but I've taken pics OF him.
(Yeah, I'm a full-on Buc-ee's fanatic myself. LOVE so many things there. Glad I never ran in David there yet)
Two of us left Buc-ee’s today with less food than Adam got when he went.
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