The good news about today's vlog is that it's only 21 minutes long.
The bad news is literally everything else.
Adam "wanted to drive", so he headed to Daytona Beach and got coffee at that Buc-ees, and then figured heck it, I'll drive up to St. Augustine and visit that Buc-ees as well, because who doesn't need two gas station/mini-Costcos in one day? Also, he manages to not get gas at either of them
Adam's too lazy to document his whole day so he just starts the camera late in the afternoon as he's looking to tour the St. Augustine Buc-ees and eat some healthy dinner. Otherwise, he'd have to actually spend time editing, and it's so much easier for him to just stand there and tell us about his day than show us. What else would you expect from a guy who can't be bothered to insert the actual jpg from his phone into the video and instead just holds the phone up to the camera.
He goes inside and films everything on offer, dutifully reading each sign. Then it turns into another "Adam gorges himself on fast food off the hood of his car in a parking lot" vlog.
Adam's nutritious, healthy dinner at Buc-ees:
- A bag of Beaver chips (500 calories)
- A brisket sandwich (680 calories)
- A beef burrito (740 calories)
- A fried apple pie (470 calories)
We are not not even 7 minutes into the 20 minute vlog, and the rest of it is almost exclusively Adam stuffing his face on camera in the parking lot, a total of 2400 calories. He goes into Buc-ees and orders all this crap full of sodium, and buys absolutely nothing to drink. He then goes into his car and finds a 3/4 full bottle of warm water to wash this all down.
Honestly, I had to listen but not watch while he was eating, because the visual is just disgusting. He concedes that he didn't need to buy the burrito as the brisket is so good and filling. He then finishes the brisket and immediately eats the burrito (and the chips and the pie) anyway
He stops at the Daytona Beach Buc-ees AGAIN on the way home for coffee, and gets a bag of Beaver Nuggets to bring home, along with some chewy praline fudge. After claiming this was to bring home for another time, and even though he just ate 2400 calories or crap including a fried apple pie, he can't resist and dives into the chewy praline fudge. Alas, Adam is very disappointed as it's "way too sweet". He probably ate the whole bag of Beaver Nuggets as well.
Hurr durr, I'm 12 years old:
Guaranteed that he will visit Buc-ees in Tennessee in the next 3-4 months: