- Notice
Going to formally submit it -VloggerCritic
VIP Member
I think peoples devices are accidentally auto correcting narcissistic asshole to social anxiety. I've submitted a bug report.
dirtnap101
VIP Member
The Daily Dump's DragonCon goodbye ribbon for Adam 
2020planner
VIP Member
That's one of the most annoying things with him lately. How he oscillates between personalities. He's like Jenn Tracker these days, but with a penis.
He only "occasionally" looks at comments (remember?!), yet he seems to have an uncanny ability to seek out and respond to any critical comment under each new vlog.
And, in doing so, he sounds like a total prissy ass, dick of a pampered son of a bitch manchild with his snarky responses.
Now, to the contrary, on the vlogs, he tries to come across so blasé...so indifferent to things.... so unconcerned where the day will take him.
Like - oh what's that? I just flew into Hawaii. Mom and me. First class. Am I on an airplane right now? Who knew? When in Rome... Are those dirty windows? What's this wine glass for? Not sure how long we'll be here in Hawaii... at this hotel...that I won't name even though we all know where I'm going... 7, 8... maybe 9 days... oh I'm just a free spirit... I go with the flow... we'll see what happens... who knows what day it is ... I'm easygoing like that...
Such a fucking act.
Cuz then the SECOND someone calls him out on his bullshit - whether it's this, the concert he couldn't film at, Cousin Eddie's house, etc., he does a 180 and turns back into the REAL Adam... a total asshole.
He really has turned into a complete mental case. Even more than he was ever before.
2020planner
VIP Member
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG the drama...the choice of words. (all simply to make people comment under the vlog)
"My Last Dragoncon..." "End The...Tradition..." "Moving on...."
That look off into the distance.
That face is so fucking punchable, wearing that same dumbfuck Celebration t-shirt.
"My Last Dragoncon..." "End The...Tradition..." "Moving on...."
That look off into the distance.
That face is so fucking punchable, wearing that same dumbfuck Celebration t-shirt.
CrazySquirrelLady
VIP Member
Wait a minute. He was eating that enormous pile of greasy food and he was concerned about drinking something that might be considered a soda? Hey, Home School, don’t worry about it - the “diet” is obviously over.
aliciavlnf4
Active member
bten1989
VIP Member
David's feisty today! Someone must be adjusting to Hawaii time and didn't get to sleep until noon before starting his day
The answer to that question, zonilo1, is that he doesn't have a passport nor does he care to "acquire" one.
Yeah guys! He took down his Patreon years ago! He's self made and doesn't need to ask for your money even though he's chronically addicted to posting shitty, repetitive content for you to click on and watch which then directly benefits his income!
The answer to that question, zonilo1, is that he doesn't have a passport nor does he care to "acquire" one.
Yeah guys! He took down his Patreon years ago! He's self made and doesn't need to ask for your money even though he's chronically addicted to posting shitty, repetitive content for you to click on and watch which then directly benefits his income!
Lambyo
Chatty Member
There’s the next thread title - “Adam the Woo - Jenn Tracker with a penis”That's one of the most annoying things with him lately. How he oscillates between personalities. He's like Jenn Tracker these days, but with a penis.
He only "occasionally" looks at comments (remember?!), yet he seems to have an uncanny ability to seek out and respond to any critical comment under each new vlog.
And, in doing so, he sounds like a total prissy ass, dick of a pampered son of a bitch manchild with his snarky responses.
Now, to the contrary, on the vlogs, he tries to come across so blasé...so indifferent to things.... so unconcerned where the day will take him.
Like - oh what's that? I just flew into Hawaii. Mom and me. First class. Am I on an airplane right now? Who knew? When in Rome... Are those dirty windows? What's this wine glass for? Not sure how long we'll be here in Hawaii... at this hotel...that I won't name even though we all know where I'm going... 7, 8... maybe 9 days... oh I'm just a free spirit... I go with the flow... we'll see what happens... who knows what day it is ... I'm easygoing like that...
Such a fucking act.
Cuz then the SECOND someone calls him out on his bullshit - whether it's this, the concert he couldn't film at, Cousin Eddie's house, etc., he does a 180 and turns back into the REAL Adam... a total asshole.
He really has turned into a complete mental case. Even more than he was ever before.
dirtnap101
VIP Member
...and this was the only content he could come up with yesterday. Creatively bankrupt.
Took pictures of all the signs inside so he could then stick the phone up to the camera and show everyone what anyone can see on the Fatburger website?
Who goes into a fast food place and says to the minimum wage person behind the counter, "What do you recommend?" ??? And then he goes with the "recommendation" and then is disappointed because what he really wanted as In N Out, but since he's never been to Fatburger this was his only idea of content on this day.
Adam's order:
The cookie isn't on their website menu, so in the tradition of Adam the Woo, let's say it's "about 500 calories". 2500 calories and who knows how many grams of fat - 150 maybe?
"You just have to have days where you do what you want" - ATW. What happened to the habit you had formed, Adam? What happened to just continuing on with your little health routine, buddy?
"If you eat fast food every night, which I've been hesitant on doing" - an actual quote from ATW, who admits he never cooks anything at home, ever. He says you need the "eat garbage" days to get through the "eat healthy" days.
Then he throws out the idea of eating healthy 4 or 5 days a week and eating poorly the other 2 or 3 days. What a strategist! Later he further confirms that this is his method of "dieting". So not only does he yo-yo through the year, he yo-yos over the course of a week.
"I've never ran a restaurant", says Homeschool.
Now he says he hasn't had a soda in 3 months. 3 months ago was the middle of June, when he was already about 2 months into not drinking soda. So in June he drank soda and continued to tell his audience that he hadn't had any soda in June, July and August.
The insanity of this stan's statement made my mind blow up:
Took pictures of all the signs inside so he could then stick the phone up to the camera and show everyone what anyone can see on the Fatburger website?
Who goes into a fast food place and says to the minimum wage person behind the counter, "What do you recommend?" ??? And then he goes with the "recommendation" and then is disappointed because what he really wanted as In N Out, but since he's never been to Fatburger this was his only idea of content on this day.
Adam's order:
The cookie isn't on their website menu, so in the tradition of Adam the Woo, let's say it's "about 500 calories". 2500 calories and who knows how many grams of fat - 150 maybe?
"You just have to have days where you do what you want" - ATW. What happened to the habit you had formed, Adam? What happened to just continuing on with your little health routine, buddy?
"If you eat fast food every night, which I've been hesitant on doing" - an actual quote from ATW, who admits he never cooks anything at home, ever. He says you need the "eat garbage" days to get through the "eat healthy" days.
Then he throws out the idea of eating healthy 4 or 5 days a week and eating poorly the other 2 or 3 days. What a strategist! Later he further confirms that this is his method of "dieting". So not only does he yo-yo through the year, he yo-yos over the course of a week.
"I've never ran a restaurant", says Homeschool.
Now he says he hasn't had a soda in 3 months. 3 months ago was the middle of June, when he was already about 2 months into not drinking soda. So in June he drank soda and continued to tell his audience that he hadn't had any soda in June, July and August.
The insanity of this stan's statement made my mind blow up:
Dorothy_Zbornak
Member
I guarantee if there was a Disney airline, he would be signing up SO QUICKLY for reward points.
dirtnap101
VIP Member
This is the thumbnail??? This is the best he could?
"Finally going home"? Gosh I wonder what awful meanie made him stay away from home for 5 weeks? Who forces this poor man to fly constantly in First Class? It's inhumane!
"The sun is fully aroused out there"
With zero energy in his voice, Adam says that ordering a can of water from a vending machine "would be fun".
"United goes the extra mile when it comes to tugging mechanisms"
Folks, he managed to buy some gum for the plane, let us all rejoice. Something so boring and stupid and pedestrian that it NEVER would've been filmed or put into his vlogs in 2016.
WHY IS THIS VLOG 37 MINS LONG??? Because he actually films himself explaining that people will get off the plane, and then he and his mom will go through the same door the people came out of, and he and his mom will get onto the plane. Seriously. FOUR FULL MINUTES of explaining about the gum, and then explaining how people get on and off planes, and then standing in line to board and then finally sitting the their seats.
Did you know that when United serves water on their planes, they put the water in a plastic cup with their logo on the side? I know you've probably been wondering, "when the heck is someone going to vlog about how they serve water on United flights?" and now your long nightmare is over. Of course you'll have to take Adam's word for it because his POS camera can't focus to see the logo on the cup anyway:
On today's flight, to pad time in a vlog where absolutely nothing happens, Adam records and includes in the final edit pretty much every announcement by the flight staff. He also details the plane doing a u-turn both leaving LAX and arriving at MCO.
He could've edited this into 10 minutes easily. Nothing would've been interesting, but at least he'd only waste 10 minutes for the viewers.
Tomorrow's vlog is RIPE for a walk 'n talk for sure...
"Finally going home"? Gosh I wonder what awful meanie made him stay away from home for 5 weeks? Who forces this poor man to fly constantly in First Class? It's inhumane!
"The sun is fully aroused out there"
With zero energy in his voice, Adam says that ordering a can of water from a vending machine "would be fun".
"United goes the extra mile when it comes to tugging mechanisms"
Folks, he managed to buy some gum for the plane, let us all rejoice. Something so boring and stupid and pedestrian that it NEVER would've been filmed or put into his vlogs in 2016.
WHY IS THIS VLOG 37 MINS LONG??? Because he actually films himself explaining that people will get off the plane, and then he and his mom will go through the same door the people came out of, and he and his mom will get onto the plane. Seriously. FOUR FULL MINUTES of explaining about the gum, and then explaining how people get on and off planes, and then standing in line to board and then finally sitting the their seats.
Did you know that when United serves water on their planes, they put the water in a plastic cup with their logo on the side? I know you've probably been wondering, "when the heck is someone going to vlog about how they serve water on United flights?" and now your long nightmare is over. Of course you'll have to take Adam's word for it because his POS camera can't focus to see the logo on the cup anyway:
On today's flight, to pad time in a vlog where absolutely nothing happens, Adam records and includes in the final edit pretty much every announcement by the flight staff. He also details the plane doing a u-turn both leaving LAX and arriving at MCO.
He could've edited this into 10 minutes easily. Nothing would've been interesting, but at least he'd only waste 10 minutes for the viewers.
Tomorrow's vlog is RIPE for a walk 'n talk for sure...
aliciavlnf4
Active member
Such riveting content 
“Hey, buddy, they got a new invention. It’s called a napkin.”
“Hey, buddy, they got a new invention. It’s called a napkin.”