First off, let's go back to yesterday when Adam said he did no research. Except now he's got a list of things they want to do:
Today Adam does his intro standing on the balcony of Aulani and still initially refuses to say the name, just "my hotel", then in the next breath he says "Disney's Aulani", as if he had been keeping a secret, when in reality he announced it:
- back when he bought the DVC points
- back when he announced he was going to Hawaii this year
- several times over the summer
His big unveil of the view from the balcony was this
. Amazing camera you got there, Adam
He then gives us a low-voice, poorly lit tour of the room (except the bedroom where mom is still sleeping). Adam's sleeping on the pull out couch in the 1 bedroom villa. We then see how AMAZED he is that his magic band opens the room door, it's like....MAGIC!
He's been to a lot of DVC resorts and the Magic Band opens the door at pretty much every one, but he needs to highlight it in this video.
Back to the balcony so he can point out a few things. He points to the "volcano" in the center and says "a volcano right here,
man-made".
Thanks Adam, everyone was wondering. Then he walks around the resort and keeps saying "Look, my Magic Band is giving me a Magic Moment" (which means it buzzes and lights up, hooray!).
He's really stressing the whole "I'll be enjoying this place on this visit and for many more visits. I am a DVC member and I bought points here."
Adam is also not 100% sure which island he's on
You can tell he never does stuff like this, and he's not very good at being a tour guide for a resort. It's time to just walk around the resort and read every sign out loud.
This entire vlog is essentially a commercial for DVC Aulani.
He then AGAIN starts subtly complaining about his lifestyle, via commenting how wonderful and relieving it is that "I don't have to travel, I don't have to go anywhere, for a week, I don't have to get on a plane." YOU NEVER HAVE TO DO ANY OF THAT STUFF, ADAM. You make your own schedule. You really need to see a therapist and talk about your mental issues. Are you forcing yourself to travel constantly? Or do you like it? I though you couldn't sit still, and always had to be doing something? Could you actually afford this First Class trip for you and your mom if you didn't film it, monetize it, and be able to write a nice chunk of the expenses off when you do your taxes? Or are you not hurting for money and could be doing this trip in your private life instead of monetizing it?
He actually asked a cast member why groceries are so expensive. He says their reply was, "because everything has to be shipped over to the island from the mainland", and then he throws in "
at least that's the reason they gave". Yes Adam, who knows what the actual reason is, we're stuck with their reason and no way to figure out in our heads if it's correct or not. I'm sure all the food you're eating at Aulani was produced right there on the island and nothing needs to be shipped over.
He can't just let his lazy river experience be natural, he has to put on the hat (the whole thing seems to be in the shade) and hold himself under the falling water in the cave with an expression of "oh boy, this is crazy, look how much water is pouring on me and I'm not holding myself here at all!"
Did you all know that Commitment Conquers All? (except when that commitment only lasts 50 days and you stop exercising and start eating poorly almost every day)
Did Adam already have a GoPro? Or did he invest in a new one (I assume it's a GoPro he's using for the pool/water shots). In any case, it looks better than his regular vlog camera.
It's a good thing Adam knows how to relax and not obsess about any aspect of his vacation: "I'm gonna keep my daily pool wristbands on all week and see how many I can fit"
He's so whacked out in the head that
he actually tries to describe and narrate the sunset! It's a sunset, people know what they are looking at, it speaks for itself!
This trip can be summed up by this statement from Adam: "It's a man-made paradise". Yes, he has traveled to a place known as a natural paradise, but he's nestled himself into the Disney man-made paradise within the natural paradise.