Welcome to thread #11 for the not-so-young mummy Sophie Cachia!
Huge congratulations to @svpotatochips for the winning thread title! I hope you don’t think this is weird, but I’ve painted a huge portrait of your vulva to hang over your dining table as your prize. It’s in the mail.
Re-posting...
Welcome to thread #10 for the not-so-young mummy Sophie Cachia!
Congrats to @itssobutiful for our winning thread title 👏🏻. You could play for the Diamonds with skillz like that!
We’re all still enjoying the international book tour. Our girl has been hitting big global metropolises like Sale...
New thread for our favourite CEO, author, reality TV star, athlete, etc…Sophie Cachia.
Congrats to @b!tch_eating_crackers for the winning thread title. You have a real natural talent for this, you could have gone pro. I get the sense that you’re really tall too.
Someone that follows Cachia...
Thanks to @savefloss for the new title - didn't quite ft so here it is again:
Sophie Cachia #8: So much hate, zero mates. Fugly house to renovate. Ego needs to deflate. Book sales will not be great. Isuzu has met it’s fate.
What a week we've had.
Mystery scan at a fertility clinic
Last minute dress designs for the Grand Prix eve that looked like Dancing with the Stars in Vegas. We were all relieved Maddie didn't get hands on the red boots!
Survivor shenanigans and a public split with her sister now means 100% of...
TLDR We find Soph ill with gastro and co sleeping with her children to spread her germs faster than EmmyLou’s fungal infection. Nevertheless she was able to show us what the ponte pants look like, oddly while she was pant-less.
Thanks to @SmallDickEnergy for the thread title. You earned 37...
A much needed thread for Australian influencer/grifter/muppet/mummyblogger/productflogger/theonlygaypersontoeverexist AKA Sophie Cachia/The Young Mummy.