Sorry it’s taken so long to do the recrap. Lots of brutal editing with my publisher.
Proving how ahead of her time she is, Goldilocks revealed she had been the first stay-at-home housewife… before she was married or owned a home. Maternity leave is too misogynistic. Would also imply you’re taking leave from somewhere.
While Soph shared that her psych said she’s self aware, she failed to tell us if it was her psychiatrist or her psychic.
Or if they were being sarcastic.
Showing how incredibly generous old mate is
she recapped in a video how she gave back to her pj community in the most heartwarming way. She charged them $40 to hang out and watch a movie. Inspired, the benevolent Bec Judd made her own monthly donation to the Brighton Salvos. Will she bring the magic touch and foil another business? Who knows?
For someone who admits she probably ran from her motherhood journey Sophia is now the tallest first mum who loves cooking for her family. We’re so inspired to give it a crack. How did we not think of this ourselves?! We now all parent in our natural state. Let’s part with $100 to hear more.
“$100?” we hear you ask in judgment. B#*%h please! Between the traffic control, live media coverage, helicopter transfers and tactical security, do you have any clue how much it takes to put these events on!!! I mean, these things never make a profit but this Boss Babe’s time and commitment needs to be monetised. And don’t forget the cost of the goodie bags which are all donated in exchange for exposure. Do you know nothing about economics? Well neither does she! Tickets to see Tickets just got discounted. Fire sale, 40% off! No one puts the “I” in Circular Lecture Theatre (CLIT) like Sophia.
The Bookphobia reviews disappeared. If friendships and relationships aren’t for old mate then neither are 1 star reviews. The wrong person told her story. Thankfully we all agree on something. Let’s just erase history if it doesn’t go her way. F the business relationship & the foray in to reality tv. No one seems to know why it all keeps going wrong. If only there was a common denominator…
You can evolve as well as change. You can also remove as well as erase. She’s loving the thesaurus she’s bought for the new house.
Finally, she’s home at last! We laid a wreath on the mat and signed a cross at the door. The interior is all about black & blue. Add a little yellow and it’ll match the bruises everyone is gonna cop from walking past that bench.
We’re loving her new bar at the mausoleum though. When we get invited over we’ll be certain to bring the tequila and lemon coz Soph’s sure got enough salt for anyone who does it better. Can’t wait for our invite Abby
The ashes of every friendship adorn the shelves in canopic jars.
Channeling her best Judy Moran whilst walking her dogs ensured the new neighbours would be too afraid to complain about her parking across the footpath for fear she’d leave a horse head in their beds. Who knows, maybe the book will be made in to the next Underbelly series. Mia will be played by Dakotah Williams.
New hair, don’t care… to maintain it. Guys, she hardly uses filters. Except this once. And every other time. As McDonalds new brand ambassador she’s gonna finally collaborate with EmmyLou, coz let’s face it, we all see Grimace when we see the fashun.
There was another book signing and a couple of other influencer events with a wide cast net of the whose-that of the influencer world. The PJ brand turned 5 and we shed a little tear that finally, FINALLY she remembers to order a cake for one of her babies.
We learnt the true meaning of ‘my local’. It’s kinda like ‘give me a minute’, ‘the other day’ or ‘mum at 22’. Inspired to add some art of our fanny on the fridge, pussy by the pantry or minge in the meals area we’re also hoping by next thread to learn what it means to ‘eat off the good china’.
Whether she’s dressed as Keanu Reeves or Beryl from Carrum Downs we can all agree on one thing… we’re so totally jealous of 2022
. But the artist was a friend of my parents and it was quite a well known piece. Just boobs and a bit of bush, but in like a modern, stylised way, so less graphic? 🫠🫠🫠