Sophie Cachia #8 So much hate, zero mates. Fugly house to renovate. Ego needs to deflate

[Broken Veneers]

Thanks to @savefloss for the new title - didn't quite ft so here it is again:

Sophie Cachia #8: So much hate, zero mates. Fugly house to renovate. Ego needs to deflate. Book sales will not be great. Isuzu has met it’s fate.

 

[notspon]

Tells Tess Holmes to shut up Classy!

 

[Gifted twat]

Filthy nails, if you can’t get them redone buy some nail polish remover you grot!

 

[usemycode]

What the duck is she wearing

 

[pinkflaps]

Didn’t she ask for a makeup artist for 4.30AM this morning or some tit? Could not get a freebie? So she’s doing it in the back of a car? Sick makeup tutorial where’s the isuzu lipstick? Oh wait…

Filthy nails, if you can’t get them redone buy some nail polish remover you grot!

ShE’s a bUsY mUm

 

[CEOManagingDirectorAuthor]

This explains why her head looks so……. large. It’s chockablock full of filler. LOOK AT THAT BIG FAKE CHEEK SITUATION??!

 

[Limpy Love]

Didn’t she ask for a makeup artist for 4.30AM this morning or some tit? Could not get a freebie? So she’s doing it in the back of a car? Sick makeup tutorial where’s the isuzu lipstick? Oh wait…



ShE’s a bUsY mUm

Hahahahahaha!! She did too.

There can't be any more MUA left in Melbs that she hasn't used and abused.

Such a boss lady who is extremely unpopular so I will be interested to see what this "media tour" is all about.
Sunrise, The Project and other tv outlets or just a couple of random podcasters looking for some exposure?

 

[savefloss]

A session of signing books at the warehouse does not equal a book tour Sophie. Nice angle though!

 

[Jezzybell]

A session of signing books at the warehouse does not equal a book tour Sophie. Nice angle though!

Lol I was thinking the same thing - there would be lucky to be 350-400 books there - that's probably her total Australia-wide pre-sales to be be sent out to her PJ bogans who have pre-ordered. It's just embarrassing. I actually know someone who wrote their first book and sold over 120,000 copies (it was bestseller). Good luck with that Sophie!!!

 

[scarecrow cachia]

I am sooooo excited about the next couple of days of content. That makeup tutorial was hilarious. She even mocks Caitlin?! I hope Caitlin does the bolt soon. She needs to start networking and planning a new job while she’s on this ridiculous tour.

Also, aren’t you supposed to keep your mask on in public transport (taxis), not take it off and do your makeup?

 

[Everyoneisasking]

Yes even with changes in both Vic and NSW last week, both states require masks in taxis and rideshares.

 

[Gifted twat]

Yes even with changes in both Vic and NSW last week, both states require masks in taxis and rideshares.

Covid rules don’t apply to Sophia

 

[Sophie's hairy salmon]

Covid rules don’t apply to Sophia

Even covid wouldn't go near her dressed as a woke zebra.

 

[chompme]

Newbie - this woman is so full of herself #fastestceobooksignerintheworld

 

[crop top]

Why didn’t she do her makeup on the plane???

 

[Gifted twat]

Why didn’t she do her makeup on the plane???

Because she would have to show sitting in cattle class with us peasants instead of the CEO business class she should be in if she was a good bizness woman

 

[pixie spotty]

So cringe. She lives in la la land. With her lackey filming everything from behind. So pathetic. Who is she trying to impress? Her bogan followers? Babe half of them are hoping your memoir is a picture book.

 

[scarecrow cachia]

Could someone please post some screenshots from Booktopia’s Insta stories? For some reason, it crashes my Instagram?!

 

[InstaScum123]

Clearly didn’t learn from Isuzus snot incident

#signedwithasideofsnot

 

[lousgunt]

This explains why her head looks so……. large. It’s chockablock full of filler. LOOK AT THAT BIG FAKE CHEEK SITUATION??!

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She looks like she's smuggling a kilo of grapes in those cheeks.