Lauren Goodger #89 Big Loz is taking it up a ‘knotch’, who wants to see her tuna crotch?

[geordiegirl]

Thread title taken from a little ode to our Big Loz from @GlassOfBeans

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Lauren Goodger #88 You pretend to swim laps and show your baps and flaps. You're just Putin on a show.

Well done @NotAgain? on your winning thread title. BYG is going to send you her special HelloFresh discount code that is widely available on the internet and is in no way special. It’s been a weird old time in Lozza land. Going to attempt a recap without scrolling back as I’m knackered and it’s...

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Some from our @Pom Bear

Recap:

Our BYG it would seem some sort of photoshoot next to a skip which has baffled us Scrunchies; we can only assume she was looking for her career…

As you were Scrunchies!

 

[Norfolking Good]

To be honest you could probably close the thread after the skip picture. Perfectly sums up her ‘showbiz career’

 

[Nosymum]

Maybe Craig is so fed up with her he tried to do her dirty with the skip setup

 

[MrAllSeeingEye]

Jeez the tumbleweed in here! Has she really done nothing of note/hilarity this weekend?!

 

[Mycatismad]

Jeez the tumbleweed in here! Has she really done nothing of note/hilarity this weekend?!

Has anyone got a full skip they can drop off to the local area? It might attract her (like Bigfoot to a campsite)
Edit: maybe lay a trail of carvery items leading up to it..

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Who is she kidding???. The fatter she gets in real life the skinnier she photoshops herself. This doesnt even look like her. Man it’s sad what she does. Almost feel sorry for her how deluded she is. Or she knows exactly how Butch she looks but so desperate for money on OFs so posting this fake tit.
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Reality!!!

 

[Nosymum]

View attachment 2499065Who is she kidding???. The fatter she gets in real life the skinnier she photoshops herself. This doesnt even look like her. Man it’s sad what she does. Almost feel sorry for her how deluded she is. Or she knows exactly how Butch she looks but so desperate for money on OFs so posting this fake tit.
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BUTCH!!!! wash your mouth out we all know she’s soft bewful and natrel!!

 

[Pom Bear]

New thread and thanks for adding my pics in the first post xxx
A couple of older pics tonight then back on next Friday as going away to Devon tomorrow and back catching up again Friday Love Pom xxx

 

[bargainhunt99]

To be honest you could probably close the thread after the skip picture. Perfectly sums up her ‘showbiz career’

It's going so slow it might as well close down
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View attachment 2499065Who is she kidding???. The fatter she gets in real life the skinnier she photoshops herself. This doesnt even look like her. Man it’s sad what she does. Almost feel sorry for her how deluded she is. Or she knows exactly how Butch she looks but so desperate for money on OFs so posting this fake tit.
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That has to be the number one catfish pic ever

 

[Momohawk]

New thread and thanks for adding my pics in the first post xxx
A couple of older pics tonight then back on next Friday as going away to Devon tomorrow and back catching up again Friday Love Pom xxx

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Have a great hol xx

 

[Chi4]

That picture

from Miss trunchball to Michelle keegan overnight ! Who is she trying to kid in that picture. Hilarious
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[MrsGripperStebson]

Lichrally ran here when I saw that pic!! I think she is going for a princess of wales look here? Trying to entice William or trying to snare prince louis for labristow?!!

 

[Norfolking Good]

That photo needs reporting because I think she has stolen it (not for the first time!). It’s certainly not BYG

 

[MrAllSeeingEye]

Bloody hell

Imagine matching with that pic on Tinder and then BYG turning up on your first date Run for the hills!

 

[Blue1989]

Noticed the threads calmed lately so I've jumped back on after a long hiatus. Sorry scrunchies couldn't keep up at some points. Still haven't changed my profile pic from volderloz believe that was from lockdown days?

 

[OGJessicaFletcher]

I actually thought the picture of Loz was a Pom Bear spectacular creation but no instead she actually is portraying on her stories that she is this small, petite, fresh single muvva Virgin Mary! Poor little LaBodydysmorphia she will be having to fend for herself whilst her Muvva edit’s her pictures to a smove, slim yung gel!!

 

[Sunnydaze101]

I mean she should have just got a picture of Naomi Campbell and put that up.

 

[Notredamn]

Jeez the tumbleweed in here! Has she really done nothing of note/hilarity this weekend?!

Rumour has it she’s been round the local sewage plant and landfill after her skip efforts yielded lacklustre results , but no pics as yet
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Yay, Owl Lozza is back. Imagine photoshopping a photoshopped photo and then photoshopping it again then filtering it complete with zoomed out small face, only to come undone because the neck angle isn’t realistic

 

[Angry Emma]

Rumour has it she’s been round the local sewage plant and landfill after her skip efforts yielded lacklustre results , but no pics as yet
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Yay, Owl Lozza is back. Imagine photoshopping a photoshopped photo and then photoshopping it again then filtering it complete with zoomed out small face, only to come undone because the neck angle isn’t realistic

I just reported her on ig, absolute fakery of the highest order, it would be funny if it wasnt the actions of a nearly 40 year old woman!

 

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

I mean she should have just got a picture of Naomi Campbell and put that up.

Now that is RIDICULOUS..




Naomi Campbell couldn't hold a torch to our Lozza, our BYG, wurld's most bewfel, sexeh, gawjus laydeeee.