Lauren Goodger #87 The Lozz Ness Monster has Putin an appearance!

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geordiegirl

geordiegirl

Thanks to @Silly-old-Slapper and @Dont swipe up! for our shiny new Lozza thread!

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Lauren Goodger #86 Hey Big Loz, Just Get a Job

Thanks to @WordSalad for the shiny new BYG thread! Prev thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/lauren-goodger-85-hates-p0rn-loves-corn.38784/ As you were bewful yung gels and guys!
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As you were peeps!

Well we were treated to an absolute corker of a photo of Lozza in the pool and we noticed how familiar she looked... just like Putin hence the new title:

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bargainhunt99

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Congratulations on the new thread. I don't even know why I made a suggestion as it was obvious this one would win. Very well deserved too.
 
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Crowbag

Loz, half the bloody country wakes up at 4am at the moment because that's when the birds start up.

Just stick her in bed with you and go back to sleep.

Some really weird parents try a thing called Routine and Regular Bedtimes, but I doubt you'd be interested in that old fashioned nonsense.
All those vitally important things you do each day might have to wait if you're tired. Like, oh, I don't know. Filtering photos? Wearing shorts? What else do you actually do?
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I'm trying not to body shame.
But lines about La'Flatty keep popping into my head. Maybe don't pop her in bed, not near your shelf arse anyway.
 
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Pom Bear

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geordiegirl said:
Thanks to @Silly-old-Slapper and @Dont swipe up! for our shiny new Lozza thread!

Prev thread here:

Lauren Goodger #86 Hey Big Loz, Just Get a Job

Thanks to @WordSalad for the shiny new BYG thread! Prev thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/lauren-goodger-85-hates-p0rn-loves-corn.38784/ As you were bewful yung gels and guys!
tattle.life

As you were peeps!

Well we were treated to an absolute corker of a photo of Lozza in the pool and we noticed how familiar she looked... just like Putin hence the new title:

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Thank you 😀💕❤💖💗🥰🤗😘 xx
Also well done on new thread and title 😀❤❤❤❤💖🥰🤗😘 xx.

Loz Putin is back 😀 x ..


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Momohawk

Regarding the sleep pattern, what our Lozzer fails to realise is all her kid does is sit around the flat all day. I know I've said it before but she needs to be out playing with kids her own age, socialising, running round, climbing, jumping, dancing, playing pretend etc etc using up more energy than sitting watching cocomelon all the time.
She might find if she takes her to preschool sessions and has a good routine for her by doing things like going to the park, joining playgroups most days instead of all you can stuff into your gob carveries and the odd staged car park pap walk, LaUpWithTheLarks should have a better sleep pattern.
The lesson endeth.

BTW The Best Thread Title EVERRRRRRRRRRR
 
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Silly-old-Slapper

Silly-old-Slapper

geordiegirl said:
Thanks to @Silly-old-Slapper and @Dont swipe up! for our shiny new Lozza thread!

Prev thread here:

Lauren Goodger #86 Hey Big Loz, Just Get a Job

Thanks to @WordSalad for the shiny new BYG thread! Prev thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/lauren-goodger-85-hates-p0rn-loves-corn.38784/ As you were bewful yung gels and guys!
tattle.life

As you were peeps!

Well we were treated to an absolute corker of a photo of Lozza in the pool and we noticed how familiar she looked... just like Putin hence the new title:

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Never won a title before, thank you to all my fellow scrunchies who inspire me and give me laffs every day 😘 xxx
 
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Sunnydaze101

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I wonder if the Big gal will be sitting in her filthy sloth pit all day reposting quotes to indirectly let Charlie know he’s a dooshbag and let her friends and families know they’re all knunts. She did that all day yesterday, probably all week. Such a bore fest!! Can see why she’s dropping followers.
 
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A-Soul

A-Soul

*Grunt*
Char’g no longer bring bean in glass
Buy my sunglass - it a gofundme to reduce my ass.
*Grunt*
 
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Sunnydaze101

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I’m presuming she’s out having family roast for Sunday as she posted a pic with a roast about 50 mins ago. 60 mins ago she was on OFs. Gross….. hopefully she’s not getting her conversations mixed up and talking dirty to the waiter by accident or rating her dick pictures and saying oh wow your pork looks so hard I’ll give it a 9.
 
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