Coming in strong near the end of the last thread with this cracking title suggestion was @NinaStar90 to make it two winners in a row 
As you’re already the proud owner of some stylish L&L sunglasses (Jeffrey Dahmer style) your prize is 99% off BYG’s OF page. No need to thank us.
Shout out also to @annabelle_bronstein who came a close second.
The briefest of recaps as I’m pressed for time:
• She finally admitted in a mag article that her ginormous arse was not actually as a result of squats in the gym. The collective gasp of shock across the nation was louder than the 3pm mobile phone test alarm. Of course she had a BBL which she described as the worst experience of her life showing she has seemingly forgotten losing a baby last year.
• One of her new ventures - being an Influencer on BIGO (A.K.A PIGGO
A.K.A Big Olive) - has failed as she couldn’t be bothered to put in the requisite time conversing with her ‘fans’. She only really appeared on the app when Chaz.5 was doing a live and our correspondent @hayleybaby kept us updated on their regular squabbles. It appears she is still lurking behind the scenes to make sure he isn’t talking to other women or Elvis lookalikes 
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• She is still flogging her cheap plastic sunglasses which can be bought elsewhere for a fraction of the price and continues to model them with a filter which causes the structure of the glasses to be somewhat compromised.
• Baby Gel has been taken on more trips to the Zoo and Farm as Big Loz wants her to get to know her heritage
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• She started a new weight loss regime (yet again) by drinking Cambridge Diet shakes. Unfortunately rather than acting as a meal replacement they were in addition to pizza, doughnuts, fried chicken, waffles, curry, all with a side of chips.
• She is yet again showing how low her IQ is by sharing more toxic and dangerous medical misinformation, this time that sun block gives you cancer, and sunbeds are good for you and prevent it because “vital vitamins”. I’d sooner take medical advice from Harold Shipman. She rounded off the post with telling us that her faults are with her family and heaven has grained her Grandad. At least she managed to avoid posting selfies with his coffin.
• There is speculation that her new agent has gone the way of Moleman and done a runner. Will this mean more ‘in the wild’ photos being released?
• In a strange twist of biting the hand that feeds you she has decided to tell men off for watching p0rn and having a Tommy Tank hence the thread title.
Please do recap on anything I’ve missed. Happy Monday Scrunchies
As you’re already the proud owner of some stylish L&L sunglasses (Jeffrey Dahmer style) your prize is 99% off BYG’s OF page. No need to thank us.Shout out also to @annabelle_bronstein who came a close second.
The briefest of recaps as I’m pressed for time:
• She finally admitted in a mag article that her ginormous arse was not actually as a result of squats in the gym. The collective gasp of shock across the nation was louder than the 3pm mobile phone test alarm. Of course she had a BBL which she described as the worst experience of her life showing she has seemingly forgotten losing a baby last year.
• One of her new ventures - being an Influencer on BIGO (A.K.A PIGGO
A.K.A Big Olive) - has failed as she couldn’t be bothered to put in the requisite time conversing with her ‘fans’. She only really appeared on the app when Chaz.5 was doing a live and our correspondent @hayleybaby kept us updated on their regular squabbles. It appears she is still lurking behind the scenes to make sure he isn’t talking to other women or Elvis lookalikes .• She is still flogging her cheap plastic sunglasses which can be bought elsewhere for a fraction of the price and continues to model them with a filter which causes the structure of the glasses to be somewhat compromised.
• Baby Gel has been taken on more trips to the Zoo and Farm as Big Loz wants her to get to know her heritage
.• She started a new weight loss regime (yet again) by drinking Cambridge Diet shakes. Unfortunately rather than acting as a meal replacement they were in addition to pizza, doughnuts, fried chicken, waffles, curry, all with a side of chips.
• She is yet again showing how low her IQ is by sharing more toxic and dangerous medical misinformation, this time that sun block gives you cancer, and sunbeds are good for you and prevent it because “vital vitamins”. I’d sooner take medical advice from Harold Shipman. She rounded off the post with telling us that her faults are with her family and heaven has grained her Grandad. At least she managed to avoid posting selfies with his coffin.
• There is speculation that her new agent has gone the way of Moleman and done a runner. Will this mean more ‘in the wild’ photos being released?
• In a strange twist of biting the hand that feeds you she has decided to tell men off for watching p0rn and having a Tommy Tank hence the thread title.
Please do recap on anything I’ve missed. Happy Monday Scrunchies
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Harold Shipman hahaahha!!!
