Happy new thread Scrunchies, and what a time to be alive as our big gel Sloth has well and truly come out of hibernation and is delighting us all with IG and TikTok content (sadly no YouTube yet) alongside some cracking 
in the wild shots.
The thread title credit goes largely to @Notredamn and refers to an incredible outfit choice by BYG. The photo below shows what it should look like (as modelled by Lucy M), what Big Gel thinks she looks like in it, and then what she actually looks like as captured by a pap called along by the TOWIE producers to drum up publicity for the new series.
Of course Loz suggested that the pap has spent time editing her photos to make her fatter, her clothes 4 sizes too small, add cellulite, double chins and as a special touch of detail make it seem that her top is so tight it’s cutting her boobs in half. Strange too, that the same pap hasn’t done the same to the 3 others who were there on the same day
As always no one cares what size she is, just that she continually misrepresents her actual appearance so dramatically.
If we were playing BYG Bingo we’d have had a full house in the last thread:
in the wild shots.The thread title credit goes largely to @Notredamn and refers to an incredible outfit choice by BYG. The photo below shows what it should look like (as modelled by Lucy M), what Big Gel thinks she looks like in it, and then what she actually looks like as captured by a pap called along by the TOWIE producers to drum up publicity for the new series.
Of course Loz suggested that the pap has spent time editing her photos to make her fatter, her clothes 4 sizes too small, add cellulite, double chins and as a special touch of detail make it seem that her top is so tight it’s cutting her boobs in half. Strange too, that the same pap hasn’t done the same to the 3 others who were there on the same day
As always no one cares what size she is, just that she continually misrepresents her actual appearance so dramatically.
If we were playing BYG Bingo we’d have had a full house in the last thread:
- Another catastrophic illness- an infected umbilical hernia which apparently made her look pregnant (yeah definitely the cause
) followed by the worst bug she’s ever had that she attributed to norovirus yet was not only out socialising and eating a Sunday roast in a pub beer garden 2 days later. She was spotted on said outing by @Okivia2020 who shared some snaps. - She announced a major health kick related to helping with the hernia which lasted a matter of hours before she was gobbling calamari rings and chips. We also saw McDonald’s, Pizza Express and a Caribbean takeaway on the menu, but you must not use a toothpaste that contains fluoride because it’s terribly unhealthy.
- Dietician Loz was back in full swing to tell us that she only gets baby gel organic snacks - cucumber, strawberries, pears, cake bars, Maryland cookies and Skips… In the same post she shows a photo of Larose sharing her portion of chips with a couple of friends
- She’s promoting another cleaning service, strangely by showing the before photos, because she’s clearly too
lazy and bone idlebusy and important to clean her own mess up. Weirdly despite having 2 cleaners she tried to convince us that she cleans herself in a very strange promo for Astonish which she couldn’t pronounce, whilst looking like she was packing a piece. - Her trauma means she now cannot get public transport or even get in a chauffeured car by herself so she had to be accompanied to ‘film’ with Paul C Brunson. Again what Loz thought she looked like and what she actually looked like:
- She’s now sober and caffeine free (apart from guzzling full fat Coke) due to her “traumendous” anxiety, and celibate although constantly batting off admirers on social media and at the gym.
- More slagging off of her family and friends, this time in a magazine article, and then wonders why there is no one wanting to help her out with childcare. This has forced her to employ a nanny
when she previously said she’d never leave her child with a stranger. - Poor gel has been let down badly again! This time by someone to build a walk-in wardrobe for her Shein tat. Her mere rails couldn’t take the strain so it all ended up in a pile on the floor just days after the cleaners had tidied up
- She cashed in on the death of a woman who had cosmetic surgery in Turkey to explain she got a good deal on a BBL after the first didn’t give her a big enough ass, and she decided to have the work done without a medical consultation, happily signing a contract she did not read.
- She’s found a
mugsurgeon to take out her implants - she imagines what will be left will be the same as she had pre-surgery because she’s thick as mince. - We await news of the amazing publication she has done a photoshoot for.
excellent work!
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Hope the party company weren’t relying on BYG’s post to bring in lots of new business! 
