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‘Where to go on a rainy day?’
Same as where you go in a heatwave hen.
NAEWHERE

Ma lovelies, I was going through my wee camera roll yesterday looking for a picture of me to use in a client presentation (turns out I have none as every picture of me in the wild, I have one of them in my hand, phone held high, living life as it should be lived).

I stumbled across this glorious screen shot one of youse trolls made when Marion was on a comma break and we thought Deek had finally seen the light and booted him out of the bedsit with all his belongings. Clutching ma beak at the level of detail.

His house smells like the Caribbean? I’ve been to the Caribbean in excess of 20 times (smell the wealth) and I couldn’t tell you what a typical Caribbean smell is. Never fear though ma lovelies, I am in the Caribbean again in 2 weeks so I’ll be sure to let youse aw know.

Tonsalove,
M xxx

Here’s to all us “sKaNkS” and our slow slow deaths whilst Marion is living his bEsT LiFe under his blankie…cheers ma lovelies

He forgot to write …. Dear Tattle….

Edited to add…I have spent the day with friends in the sunshine, having a lovely picnic in the grounds of a Stately home. Am now watching some Netflix and looking through Insta and tattle before going to a family bbq. I know this doesn’t fit the miserable troll profile but I’m not wasting my life. I’m amused by the influencers behaviour and like chatting about it with others.

*I have no photos of my day, too busy enjoying it and I don’t need to prove how happy I am on Insta. I also delete pictures once uploaded in here so my camera roll is not full of your trout pout mazda!

Cinpab said:

Have you noticed they have a Mario highlight

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Imagine changing your flairs so often the local flooring company have a highlight on you in a one bed flat

Derek ain’t sleeping . He’s just contemplating life and how he’s stuck with that arsehole

Marion all ready for a night in the bumming fort with wee Deek. Time to get all cozy, so aye. Happy Bank Holiday the day, so aye. I'm fine... absolootley fine.

And just like that, I got to thinking… why the fuck did I buy a laptop to work on a joab that’s no ma joab?

I’m chuckling away here thinking aboot that wedding. Three course carbs for the bespoke meal, a few glasses ae mumosa n Mazda doing the highland fling kicking his just married slippers aff then him phoning a taxi at half seven leaving his ain nuptials coz he’s shattered n needing up the road to his bed

"She sounds delighted" ahm bucklt ma lovelies who wis that

"The headboard and the bottom headboard" so the footboard..?

TheFabFader said:

He’ll be creaming in his age 11-12 Primark tracksuit now, Hinch has asked for more coffin tictocs. Wait for the smug wee scrote to come and do a hundred dots of gloat.

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Perhaps he could do a Tictoc with Hinch in the casket seeing as the only way he will ever meet her is over her dead body

He’s taking the saving money on his electric bill tae far this time by nae cooking his onion rings

Marion reading Tattle.

Dawn Dayn said:

Poor sod has always had bad, home haircuts.

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Dear god, it's a similar style.

Oor Mazda away for the daily B&M trip completed with the new bespoke extensions, longjohns, 100% authentic Gooochee trainers, and sunflower lanyard of course

This was too good to leave behind on the last page of the old thread. So here we go. Thanks @hopethishelpsallthebest

I see Marion has followed a hair extensions company. Are we about to go on a weave jurnee?