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THE SUBWAY …THE FUCKING SUBWAY ! As a Londoner I want to punch him in the throat

Absolutely beautiful, would rather them in the colour toop, but we move.

its uncanny ma lovelies

menopausalmargrit said:

The photo of a frosty run down part of Paisley with the caption “all those vibes please”. God gee me fucking strength.

Anyway ma lovelies, fly oot tae NYC in the morning (so long as Jack Frost doesnae stop me)!! No been since 2018 so am literally beside masel.

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I hope this gets you in the christmas spirit hen. Why on earth you want to go to NY, when you have these vibes, is beyond me. You could have saved some of Mr Margrits petty cash, and gone to Paisley instead. So aye.

Croc-ing Around the Christmas Tree

Thread title if the tree is up before a new thread!

God help next year...

SuzyE said:

The little freak is obviously bored, so more debt incoming
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Adults with Christmas bedding should be on a register.

I have those wicker lanterns but a have them on ma decking in the garden (that is my wealth you’re smelling) and I’m pretty sure I didn’t spunk £23 on them but aye. Off tae burn ma entire hoose to the groun now me and maz are matching

A love when a new member comes on this app and starts their shite. They’re always swiftly put back in their box of autumn tat behind the couch.

Tonsalove,
M xxx

Fae aw the newbies who weren’t lucky enough tae witness her birthday last year, here is a brief overview.

They went intae Glasgow and stayed at the Dakota. They must have rented the room by the hour because they must have been there all of 6 hours. Back in the room aw cosy by 8pm. Martin had her best blouse oan and Derek had a 13 year olds short suit combination oan, wae a pair o snide mirrored ray-bans.

Hannah got a flat tire so Derek fucked off tae get the train hame and left her and Moira too it. This was back in the day before he threw Hannah under the bus by telling everyone she went bankrupt.

When they got back tae the scheme aw the insta guruls came aroond fae the evening. They then proceeded tae go oan lives ripping the absolute pish oot a Maz. Going through aw his cupboards.

It was a brilliant night (no fae him, but fae us)

Now you’ve got tae noo hens

Happy Birthday Maz, keep wishing fir a full heed a hair

So mad Martin is now saying he met Deek when he was 31, in 2014. It seems Deek was in love with another cunt in 2014…

I stumbled upon this gem on one of the old threads. I’d arranged the comments by Most Liked so I have absolutely no context of what was being discusssd immediately before it, which somehow made it even funnier.

Had tae show the new luvlies this classic pic, Deek loving life whilst he’s got a face lit a skelpt arse.

The face yew pull as the Shart itches your hoop on the way oot

‘Where to go on a rainy day?’
Same as where you go in a heatwave hen.
NAEWHERE

Ma lovelies, I was going through my wee camera roll yesterday looking for a picture of me to use in a client presentation (turns out I have none as every picture of me in the wild, I have one of them in my hand, phone held high, living life as it should be lived).

I stumbled across this glorious screen shot one of youse trolls made when Marion was on a comma break and we thought Deek had finally seen the light and booted him out of the bedsit with all his belongings. Clutching ma beak at the level of detail.

His house smells like the Caribbean? I’ve been to the Caribbean in excess of 20 times (smell the wealth) and I couldn’t tell you what a typical Caribbean smell is. Never fear though ma lovelies, I am in the Caribbean again in 2 weeks so I’ll be sure to let youse aw know.

Tonsalove,
M xxx