menopausalmargrit

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Just woke up in a hungover haze and watched his stories - bad mistake.

My heed is spinning at how illiterate and brain dead he is about everything.

Anyway ma lovelies, saved £48 by having my microwave switched off whilst I was out yesterday. Today I will be leaving my heating off between 1pm & 3pm in the hope of saving £52.

Enjoy yer Sunday xxx
 
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Poptart

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Can you imagine Mario being your midwife when giving birth, going round the delivery room lighting 20 wax melt burners in the scent "epidural" then shouting "hello ma lovelie" up your vag.
 
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Babybail93

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Thanks to wee baby gurul @Rayne fae this bespoke boujee thread title wae the most likes. So aye. Nae debates

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Oor Moira has been boring as fuck the last week. Been on a bereavement comma. So aye

Someone who once passed Mario in the street has passed away, and now he’s turned intae Derek Acorah, getting messages from them in a cloudless sky.

A new thread oan this dayn of dawn just in time for a new “AM NO WELL!!!!!!” Chapter
 
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Babybail93

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watch wee marion complain about the restrictions here as if he hasny left the hoose since 2013😂
It’s odd because when there’s nae restrictions, the cunt doesnae leave his bedsit. As soon as Sturg does restrictions, Maria turns into a wee Dora the fucking explorer. So aye. Make it make sense
 
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mrsbucket

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Hi Mario ma lovelie, your panelled alcoves look fucking vile. Built in bookcases would look much more boujie and just think how much tat you could fill them with 💎
Ma lovelie am going tae say this only wunce the day...

MARIO!
DOESNAE!
LIKE!
CLUTTER!

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AuntieSocial

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I’m sure this has featured before but is worth another airing - taken from the Marion Daily Record article where Derek is referred accurately as being Mario’s finance.

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Getting back in ma ain lane noo ma luvlies 🥔
 
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blueblue

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Fuck the aurora borealis but he's all about a bath mat? Actually feel sorry for him in that regard. My wee bespoke 12 year old boy has a greater sense of adventure than him.
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Also, isn’t it amazing to see all the new lovelie cunts so happy to see each other on this bougee thread, and comment how welcome they feel? Almost as if we're not, checks notes, cunts.

You're all in a nest of hands made up of non strangler fingers with trained in nails cuticles at the ends.

Self of self.
Back door.
A week old litter tray, in the scent Ava May's Flair.
 
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DoodlePoodle

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Butting in because I’m usually on the Hinch threads but she’s MIA. My god you lot are hilarious! Properly crying laughing at this holiday 🤣
Question: Why does Derek look like he’s in a hostage situation? How long have they been together? 😬
 
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Is it just me who thinks they don't seem like a couple at all?

Derek looks like his wee brother or something it's so strange. The way they stand together is so awkward!
This is the face of someone who's rohypnol is wearing off. He's thinking where the fuck am I. Quick Manio, you'd better give him a wee top up the noo.
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L00kform3

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He tries doesn’t he but he still misses the mark bless him. Isn’t that trend done in an airport? And then finishes up at the beach? Not done in your wee flat and ending up on the side of a road in Lanzarote.
 
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GreaseSpot

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What was the point of his trip form south? I don’t know but I want to get to know.
At this point having reflected, I can only tell you that no one and I mean no one on this virus community knows. It was a total omnishambles from beginning to end.
He went on a trip. I don't think Hinch could not put it off any longer. Like some sort of dream come true for him type of thing. For Hinch it was more of a living nightmare type fever dream. Essex is in therapy as we speak.
Beek and Deek took a train to meet their carer. They got victimised by hairspray on the train. The carer collected them at the station and took them on a work placement and shopping. She then helped them buy their tea by paying.
They crossed a pond in a car that he can only dream of Deek driving him about in. He threw the word 'cunt' about liberally when he finally worked out Deek was reading questions from this virus community out, on the live . Yes, we've all been in Deek's sweaty hand.
They arrived in Maldon where all mobile phones and cameras go to die. Three whole hours later they came back, repeating the journey down but in reverse.
Their carer decided she isn't paid enough to take them on another work placement and dumped them at the station at the earliest opportunity so she could go home and bleach.
Beak wore the same lilac polyester leggings the entire time.
He was back in his safe space within a few days, rambling on about his not a pal Hinch.
He will bore the tits off anyone in shouting distance for the next 30 years with the tale of how he got Mrs Hinch into her bed.
The only threesome he'll ever get so aye.
Hope that helps.

New York in America
Maldon across the pond
Also
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Tonsa love
 
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puddleduck

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The plane will be gone and they will still be sitting in the lounge because their name was not called or someone didn't come to get them.
 
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Babybail93

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@Babybail93, are you sure there’s just one bespoke bairn in there? Chances of having twins goes up for women over forty, you could have your own set of Deek and Beak- even better than a salt and pepper set for your hot choglud stayshun. You could dress them in matching PJs.
Haha oh don’t! I’ve had 2 scans already, so safe to say there is just the one cooking. They call me a “geriatric mother”! Fucking cheek! I’ve got tae have a needle soon tae check the baby isnae like Mario
 
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