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Evening ma lovelies I treatit masel to a bottle of posh gin tonight. Unfortunately I don't have a boujee fully stocked drinks trolley like our meatball marionara. But I do have a bath and can hang my wreath on the outside without it being set alight so we plod on.

Anyway what 38 year old talks about who they'll leave their unworn Pandora bracelet to when they die The old fart. To be fair though it's probably the most expensive thing in the hoos. Keep your power

Such a great day, 6 hour round trip just to not even be offered your dinner by your bestie never mind staying over fs.

Also "never took a single image" is he a victorian child?! The freak

SuzyE said:

Spending money on new wall panelling and floors when it's a council flat. What a pair of idiot's. Fair enough some paint/wallpaper which is the norm, but panelling?!. Imagine when the day comes and the Council tell them to remove it
My friend built their own makeshift conservatory 3 years ago. This summer the Council put in new windows, and rendering etc...and they ripped it all down. She was furious, but knew she couldn't argue with them.

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Pressure to decorate his bedroom for strangers on an app? Can he hear himself?

Happy wednesdays ma luvlies, let’s kick this weeks arse and power through tae the weekend!! only 3 mair shifts tae go!! tonsa luv

(this is how I would imagine Marions hair extension journee to look lit - blonde lit oor Zoph)

Good job we don't care so aye

Ah sometimes feel like am delving intae the mind oh a 14 year old wee lassie when ah read some oh his posts, like ave invaded some tragic wee diary post: ‘Dear diary, I’ve learned that my decisions matter! My feelings matter! I matter! That absolute bastard Jamie fancies ma pal. Am gawn tae tell him that she’s riddled wae stds cos ah huv that power . Marion xx’

Whet??

decaf means…. Nevermind

hopethishelpsallthebest said:

Aw cosy in t- shirt and shorts
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How anyone can get a hard on over that is beyond me and I’ve had sex with some questionable guys over the years!!!

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He looks as if he’s on end of life care with those pjs and blanket

I love the fact that most people go on holiday to relax, Mas won't be relaxing. He'll be on high alert, looking for people on their phones. Who knows Mas, I could be sat by you, being your best friend, attending the buffet with you, having a selfie with you. To be in Marion's head, when he reads that this is a possibility. Just like when I comment on your posts Mas, and you like my comment, you fat pussy.

How much is that dafty in the window;
The one sending Hinchy hate mail.
How much is that dafty in the window;
His face is the size of a thumbnail.

Looks like something off of Silent Witness. Fucking state of it

AllieBee said:

Ah not been peeking oor Madge honest! I'm just guessing as there is no bulge!

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Why don't you come and take a peek ma lovelie? Factual.

Just catching up. I for one, am shocked. Tree up, (in what felt like June.) Come December - the actual Christmas month, we get treatit to one free panto, one hot chocolate, kids books and a bare faced lie about the BBC. Lying little runt fuck.

This is genuine, ma hens. I came to tattle because a combination of feeling shite watching influencers, burnout working for that small business the NHS and a wee bit of bespoke low level depression meant I really needed to make some changes in my life. I deleted insta, and it helped realising via here that it's all smoke and mirrors, and the influencer bubble is probably about to burst.

After getting myself to that "fine" stage, I started sorting my environment. Began with baby steps. Wardrobe. Phew, felt better. Felt nicer in my clothes. Slowly but surely worked my way through every drawer, cupboard, the garage and today just sorted the loft. I can't lie, I felt sad for myself that I'd shopped and stored when I wasn't "fine". So much stuff, but barely used so I've been able to donate or sell the majority of it. But never again. None of it helped, I still felt sad, then I felt sad again facing it and clearing it all out. In the future I'll just skip the first stage and face up to things.

I suppose I'm trying to say that although Hinch and her cronies, including Mario, were part of why I felt rubbish it was me who chose to watch. It was also me who eventually decided to uninstall. And honestly I feel a bit gutted for Maz that he's probably sad. A Chinese take away for a big birthday you've been soft launching for months? You wouldn't wish that existence on anyone.

And tons love to all you tattle bastards, ma hens. You all well picked me up by my bootstraps.

He’s going to find a knock off of that bag and pretend Deek got him the real thing isn’t he?

CrapEars said:

PLEASE tell me you do something like this for a living and therefore get paid for it?
I too had to check that the blond fringe wasnt a real pic.
Also () I’m at WORK! And the patients in the waiting room are wondering why I’m laughing like a drain and doing that hiccup thing you do when you can’t stop laughing.

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No hen, I'm going to compromise my security for youse the night. This is I, Hope Best, I'm 40 and I work in polis offices, cleaning. That's my joab. So aye.

This is my favourite part

Babybail93 said:

He collects the trollies at the Renfrew Marks and Spencer ma lovely

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Is he collecting them from the river in time for the store opening?