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H A Y M O N D A Y #factual

SuzyE said:

Hardly ever goes out, out, and this classless imbecile wears a sweatshirt to a party. I went to the salon today dressed better

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Derek's ex needs to be in the next thread title. He'll be raging!

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I, Daisy Uncle can never compete with Domboii666

He's such a little loser.

"Thanks for having us" - they didn't, you paid to go.

"From the sidelines " its a queue.

"Sorry I never stayed long, this day is not about me"
Pahhhh ha ha, actually implying that if he stayed, he'd take the limelight away from the Grinch.

Deek not allowed in the wee photae because they only paid 1 x £12.99

Imagine him oan the way hame oan the McGills clutching his weans picture book and so forth.

Same day apparently. Marion your filters fool no one!




ALSO this security guy trying to hide pissing himself at Mario thinking he’s a celeb. PURE DEED. Take a bow ma lovelie!

Proud? Proud of what, misfit jaw, he went to a shopping centre, paid 13 quid to get his photo taken with a zeleb.

twilightgarden said:

@hopethishelpsallthebest You know what do doll

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Sorry it's late ma lovelie, my cat was getting his balls chopped off like oor Marion, and now he's not talking to me, so I've been begging for forgiveness aw day, he's having none of it, but we move, I'm fine, utterly fiiiine, I'm fine. Aye. This is budget Kylie Mcknight.

laynelo_ said:

Is she gawny comment on Rihanna’s Instagram pics noo saying congrats cos she’s pregnant again

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Aye, she couldnae resist it, the wee bitch stole her moves and so forth. Utterly and also. Aye. Relatively.

Total mince from him now saying it could be taken two ways.

No. No it actually couldn’t!

It’s somebody saying their house can’t look as tidy as his cos the kids mess it up.

Is he so illiterate that he thinks he’s reading ‘a house is not a home until you add kids.’

He’s well out of order. The comment was admiring his home, and bemoaning the state of their own home! Some poor deluded wee Mario fan is likely upset wondering why he’s turned on her.

NOT THE SINGLE BED!!! Showing it off like it’s a suite at The Savoy!

Don't know if I'm just a cunt, but if someone bought me a star I'd be fumming. What am I meant to do with that? It's not mine, it's just something in the sky. I wouldn't even go look for it. I wouldn't even take 2 minutes to stick my head outside and look, it ain't worth the shit on my shoe. It's like naming a blade of grass or a dog shit on the floor and putting a certificate up for it. Wtf. It's the same as adopt a panda. "Can I have the panda in my garden?" "No, can you fuck love, we'll just send you photos of it, for 6 quid a month" "nah you're alright, I'll just look at pictures on Google for free and so forth."
I'm due on, so I'm feart I'm crabbit the day. Am away.

IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow said:

Said before I'll say it again he resembles a hot dog. Big hot dog heed Marion.

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Spot the difference....

Madge2022 said:

Ah heard the midwife who delivered him is still getting counselling.

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I heard he was so fat, that wee Sadies pelvis snapped and she broke her back and so forth. Relatively also. So aye. Let's reflect back and the birth of I, Marion.

thatsnotstrictlytrue said:

I took the fucker down today, the air was blue, baubles flying everywhere and Mr S nearly broke his back putting the fucking thing in the loft….then you need to clean like fuck, why Mario “enjoys” that I’ll never know. Tedious lovelies, bloody tedious

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I put the stuff up, but Mr Best takes it all down. I lay in bed pretending I can't hear the ladders or the dragging of furniture. I then swan downstairs (pretending I've not been on tattle for 2 hours) and I say aww I was asleep, you should have woke me. This has been going on about 5 years. He's starting to cotton on, so next year I'll be faking illness a few days before. He needs to stay in his ain lane.

NO!!!! Never happened. I believe the delivery man saying his home looked like Macy's more than this.

Hello ma lovelies. So I have only recently returned to this thread and I needed to go back to January to catch up. I have been clutching ma beak laughing at the old posts. Rather than comment and like all the old posts, I have decided to recreate Billy Joel’s We didn’t start the fire - month by month as I catch up. I am only up to Feb 22 so Jans “song” is below.
Mwah Mwah

He's been reading here, the knob cheese. He's not bought fuck all. He's seen Hinches traditional theme and by saying he's bought it early, people won't have a go at him for copying next year, when it's up in the summer. He'll make a point of saying he started buying bits in july 2022. Soon as her tree is up, he'll be frantically online ordering the same. He's so predictable, the piece of shit. I hope all these companies that have gifted him all this candy cane crap, realise how ungrateful he is. It'll do him for a year then it'll all be up the tip, there is no way that flat can hold autumn crap, candy cane crap and traditional crap. He's an ugly runt of the litter who reeks of Saville.

But he doesn’t feel any joy from any of it. He told us as much last year. He specifically said that all the decorating he did for Autumn and Christmas affected his mental health and put him under pressure that he didn’t want, so much so that he disappeared on one of his commas at Christmas itself. He’d done all of this extra shit, buying Christmas Eve boxes, Home Bargains monopoly, making hot chocolate stations, buying glasses and mugs specifically to use on Christmas Eve, and he still felt so empty and flat that he ripped the whole lot down on Boxing Day and declared he was never doing it again. His actual words. So what is he waffling about, creating joy? Does he think we’ve all forgotten last year? He’s such an odd little man.

Like we give a fuck.

Fucking hell Maz, we get you only got one life, that doesnae mean youse can take kids off the streets of Paisley willy nilly, so aye! Get back in your lane and leave them alone!

Someone's been drinking the Destello, because this fat fuck is tripping.