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Exclusive image of Martin using his lash fan.



Wee Deek would be better aff wi a girlfriend and a strap on, less high maintenance and a bigger tae Martin's

I’m just going to throw it out there but being on a bus in 22 degree heat wearing a long length winter coat might be the reason for him having a funny turn?

Loving this bed pan and so forth. Aye.

Ah that's it I'm done with Deek. You can't be orange and gay!! That lot are truly the most racist, bigoted, sectarian shower of cavemen around. As a Dubliner who lived in Belfast for years I know what I'm talking about unfortunately.

Look at Dereks wee little Christmas tree, all proud 🥲 before Marion came along and subjected him to candy cane lame and a house full of tat

Babybail93 said:

The patches looks like he has mange

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Reminds me of one of they RSPCA adverts.

For just £2 a month, you could sponsor Marion the mangy mongrel. £2 a month buys him a totie wee pickled onion from Castelveeeechi and a single wax melt.Martin has been stuck in a 6x4 hovel for years, your £2 could help to move him on to a new chapter, and a new path, with a front and back door and a garden . But dinnae worry , he’s abzalootley fine.

Mario tae Derek oan the back seat of a McGills after a benny spend up in B&M

All warum and cosy in ma wee hoosecoat with candles, so aye. A U T U M N

Madge2022 said:

Right who wants to knock up a picture of Marion and wee Deek huddled roon a #deserved candle? When he sees that he will be clutching hoosecoat and beak but he will be fine, absolutely fine, living his best life



He wull burn it fur guests but wee Deek wull need tae get nose clips cos he's no allowed a sniff, it's fur show and guests Deek no fur you!

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Aw cosy ma lovelies

I’m gonna be serious here, if he is feeling trapped and is going to transition, I fully support it. One of my best friends from when I was 17, many years ago, was trapped and has now fully transitioned. I would hold my phone high for Marion if he is going to go through it because I have seen first hand someone go through it.

To make this post less depressing, I will say that my friend is one of the most stunning women I’ve ever seen and what a light she shines.

Babybail93 said:

when I say I’m screaming, I mean fucking SCREAMING!! notice how she has cropped the lips oot so or @menopausalmargrit cannae see!

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Look how thin the cunts hair is! Hahaha

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He looks like he’s lay in a mortuary!

menopausalmargrit said:

I think you’ll need to photo shop us up an image of this with speech bubbles hen as I’m struggling tae imagine it.

Tonsalove,
M xxxx

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Anything to see our Marions bare chest. So aye. Apologies to all, Margrits passions aren't youse all passions....

Mario’s covid swab. Nothing else would touch the sides of that conk he has

Mario on his next day oot ta east Kilbride

paperbackwriter89 said:

From the bespoke archives. Treatit maself.
Oh the irony Marion.
Imagine using an app like a diary. Nae 1 wants to know you’ve sharted the sheets again, yet here we are.

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Shocking to use that app like a diary..
M O N D A Y- we move
T U E S D A Y- we boil mince
W E D N E S D A Y- knackered. Fillum and early night
T H U R S D A Y- we move further
F R I D A Y- shit ma pants
S A T U R D A Y- flounce around Beirut
S U N D A Y- af ti Krystal chandeliers fae boiled apricots

“I no longer share my thoughts or time to it anyway”

Maz, you share your thoughts on it constantly . Just log back into @chickenlittle007 and stop greetin about it.

Babybail93 said:

Mario “kindly gifted” Big Bern his old Christmas theme. She then proceeded to spend an absolute fortune on shite fae him to say thanks. Resulting in it probably being cheaper to just buy stuff she liked herself brand new.

It’s nae confirmed this is Bernadette. I just like the picture

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Marion and Deek are talking about the wedding kilt. Marion asks Deek “Whits the tartan?”
Deek replies “She’ll be wearing a white dress”

Sorry Ma lovelies but the auld wans are the best.

To end the night?

It's 10 to 7?

Thanks a million to our gorgeous resident pussy @Rayne for the thread.

Marion is still a pocket rocket, still got lips like a cats arsehole, still in 25k a debt, cryin troll cause he's got heehaw content, nae mirrar waves this week and he made a shite attempt at decoratin the bent consoles with 40 ton of monochrome tat. He's a bit special stoatin about wae a concession pass, rinsin the social for PiP and proudly sauntering aboot wae a 'I might shart so let me in' pass that he clearly doesnae need. Bespoke IBS that means he can still eat nae end of beige shite and oil boiled eggs and proudly display his lanyard. Fudd. Eyebrows like a shag doll still and Harry Hill still has mair hair on his heid than Marion does, we're still waitin for a rhinoplasty jurneh' cause fuck knows he needs that instead a spendin aw deeks money on wax. Deek is still out his tits on DF118s. He's choosin life. .bit like a few junkies did. So Aye as you were folks

oh Christ, from comma to coma.