They are an international menace! They keep confusing childlike and carefree with infantile and uncaring.
Niomi Smart #65 A way to live smart would be to see a therapist
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The way he swings her about like she's some puppet and how he looks like Jack Skellington don't really scream good sex, right?Just watched the 'dancing' video
I'm not engaged, and have 99 problems, but at least being subjected to that ain't one.
Also, I feel like you can tell from their connection/intimacy (lack of) that their sex is tit.
Also, sorry, but her legs look painfully thin. Wth.
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They act like they’re 16 and living in some kind of young adult novel. And no Niomi it’s not aspirational, it’s just cringe.
Can ANYONE post a link to dancing in the street please ? ??
I don't know how to embed but I always check out her stories via iganony (would post the direct link but not sure it would let me, it's an anonymous instagram viewer website), she's not getting views from me. I do wish she'd put captions up on talkative stories, can't stand their voices but curious what they're saying
I still haven't figured out how to do that. I tried embedding the link from her stories but it didn't work.
I think she's the one that is triggered....to feel the need to write such a long response. She hates how people see right through her crap!
I was thinking of posting this for you then got to this comment haha, I paused randomly to get the video and this made me laugh
what the actual duck is this? Haha! Mouth open at all times - flinging her around like she's a sausage. Dear god!
That poor, poor lady having to film them. So awkward. She was VERY kind with her choice of words. Quite a dance. Meaning - stop you lunatics, I'm dying inside and would like to get back to my friends.
Ugh. He is just. So. Tacky.
Honestly I think that's why she dresses like crap most of the time these days. She's wearing this oversized, incredibly loud and gauche accessory and what in gods name would anyone wear to with that? How does one dress to look sane or classy with that *thing* on one's arm? It's an impossible problem. She's pretending that it's all "fun" and "free spirited" but even she must know that this is all just a huge red flag for his antisocial personality. He's crass and tacky because he doesn't care about other people.
Honestly I think that's why she dresses like crap most of the time these days. She's wearing this oversized, incredibly loud and gauche accessory and what in gods name would anyone wear to with that? How does one dress to look sane or classy with that *thing* on one's arm? It's an impossible problem. She's pretending that it's all "fun" and "free spirited" but even she must know that this is all just a huge red flag for his antisocial personality. He's crass and tacky because he doesn't care about other people.
I lent a book to someone, brand new great gatsby with a beautiful cover, the first thing they did was fold down the cover so it was creased as duck I almost had a stroke. Hate people like that!! I just know Nims is NO bookworm.
She's trying to be hIpPiE
But i did notice that these days in London she seemed to put in a bit more effort than when she is in Dublin. She can try all she wants, but London is where she feels at home and thrives (whatever that may mean in her head right now).
Thank you Callan urrgghhhhhh.
Doing a quick jump back to her saying she's going to get married according to her chart - I think it's more than stupidity, it's bordering on cultural appropriation at this point. I know a lot of eastern religions and cultures have people get married on auspicious days using their astrological chart, but that is part of a religion, a culture, an ethnicity that has existed for thousands of years. I highly doubt she is listening to someone from those cultures and is definitely NOT properly informed on why this is so important in some cultures. Just like when she used the native american practice of burning sage without any acknowledgement
Sorry for the late comment, only had time to catch up on the thread right now
Sorry for the late comment, only had time to catch up on the thread right now
I tried looking for that photo but found this instead. Gosh, she looked good and genuinely happy... that one era where she accepted herself as a brunette.
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Is Emily the middle one? God, she's so out of breath in this photo. I hope she catched up with her breath after.
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Ha ha, yes that's side pose Emily.. she was sucking in so hard to have the tiniest waist
They are these embarrassing people on the street everybody pretends they don’t see.
Also… they couldn’t be more out of tune with each other if they tried. Painful!
The dance video is obviously Jamie’s idea. He constantly tells her what to do, what to say, how to act, and probably who she has to be. It reminds me of this story she posted yesterday, where you can literally hear him telling her how to pose. My gosh..
He could benefit from those mouth tapes, taping his lips shut at night might help train him to be a nose breather, opposed to the mouth breather he clearly is.
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