Niomi Smart #72 Searching for crystal EMF protection, while posting on Instagram with no life direction

Jelly Bean · Dec 4, 2023

This is what they've been studying on their couples retreat.
Dear lord I think I may vom.
The thought of Donkey saying 'I'm going to touch your pussy'

And isn't that word only used in dodgy porn films?
That drawing

curiouscat106 · Dec 4, 2023

Their “teachings”

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Jelly Bean said:
This is what they've been studying on their couples retreat.
Dear lord I think I may vom.
The thought of Donkey saying 'I'm going to touch your pussy'
And isn't that word only used in dodgy porn films?
That drawing

End point: clean up the space. I’m dead

Jelly Bean · Dec 4, 2023

'To see the God in our man, to honour him to be a priestess of love'

What the actual duck?
'Submission isn't weak, sacred not subservient'. This is dangerous stuff for women imo.
And bowing to Donkey's pointy pencil peen?

Hopefully they'll both be mortified this drivel is now out in the open.

meowmeowmeow3030!! · Dec 4, 2023

Callan said:
Ahahha I laughed for a full minute I think, uff thanks!! He's a real magician to have convinced luxury loving Niomi to accept random things he finds on the road as ultimate gifts. That's the kind of stuff that kids enjoy, I mean I did it but not at 38...

has he bought her anything in their time together other than ‘their ring’ which looks like he got out if a lucky dip for kids

kittenseer · Dec 4, 2023

Holy crap

You just KNOW that Donkey thinks he’s a god and his peen deserves being bowed to. Do you guys think Niomi will share these learnings with her followers lol? Personally I think this is her idea of hell too and she would much rather be in London putting on a nice frock and going to Christmas events. I almost feel sorry for her.

meowmeowmeow3030!! · Dec 4, 2023

Nitfey said:
Perhaps someone will actually tell them to shower. I'm sorry but they look like 2 toxic people taking drugs going through forced rehab (unfortunately witnessed at one point a family member going through that ...horrible)
Plus no need for couple sessions. The entire internet can see (and smell) you two are absolutely NOT made for each other and will NEVER be a couple to watched for. A creep and a battshit crazy woman. That is what majority of us see.
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It looks like he is checking out her kundalini eww I’ll see myself out

londongirl2001 · Dec 4, 2023

Jesus H Christ, and she’s going through all this just to keep a „boy“ by her side. I’d feel sorry for her, but she happily spreads harmful content these days to her followers, so no more sympathy from me for Niomi. Of course I hope she gets out of this unharmed, but ultimately, she really is the architect of her own misery.

Jelly Bean · Dec 4, 2023

kittenseer said:
Holy crap You just KNOW that Donkey thinks he’s a god and his peen deserves being bowed to. Do you guys think Niomi will share these learnings with her followers lol? Personally I think this is her idea of hell too and she would much rather be in London putting on a nice frock and going to Christmas events. I almost feel sorry for her.

I think she will keep quiet about the details. Probably mention a couples retreat which was soooo bonding or some such rot.
The whole thing is so creepy, seedy and male centric.

meowmeowmeow3030!! said:
It looks like he is checking out her kundalini eww I’ll see myself out

He is

Went right up for a good look at the 'pussy'

Shutterbug99 · Dec 4, 2023

'Feeling grateful and so whole' after her latest orgy with her 'love.'

gmik8210 · Dec 4, 2023

curiouscat106 said:
Their “teachings”

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End point: clean up the space. I’m dead

DECEASED!

ALSO, this old vlog with Dreamy Joey in Nihi popped up on my recommended - the similarity to the way she "vlogged" with Lordon is uncanny, ALMOST like she was trying to RELIVE a moment from her past that she's longing for.

Jelly Bean · Dec 4, 2023

Shutterbug99 said:
'Feeling grateful and so whole' after her latest orgy with her 'love.'

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Ooh is she practising bowing down to his pencil 'cock'

Come on Dims. Share with your followers what this Devoted Retreat was actually about.

gmik8210 · Dec 4, 2023

If a guy puts on a 15min timer and tells me "i'm going to touch your pussy", I would get my knickers back on so fast and bolt! LOLOLOL I ACTUALLY CAN'T, I'VE LOST IT, I AM LAUGHING SO MUCH I AM CRYING. I'VE DIED.

Shutterbug99 · Dec 4, 2023

Jelly Bean said:
This is what they've been studying on their couples retreat.
Dear lord I think I may vom.
The thought of Donkey saying 'I'm going to touch your pussy'
And isn't that word only used in dodgy porn films?
That drawing

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'Pleasuring the pussy' and 'cock worship'. Was this written by a thirteen year old?!

Lordon is almost forty. He really shouldn't need instructions!

I can't believe this is her life now. It just keeps getting worse!

Jelly Bean · Dec 4, 2023

gmik8210 said:
If a guy puts on a 15min timer and tells me "i'm going to touch your pussy", I would get my knickers back on so fast and bolt! LOLOLOL I ACTUALLY CAN'T, I'VE LOST IT, I AM LAUGHING SO MUCH I AM CRYING. I'VE DIED.

I know

Do they never just actually shag? For fun?
Bowing at their genitals and informing each other what they are going to do

The people running this retreat must be laughing their bleeping legs off at these simpletons paying for this tripe.

Interestingbitsnbats · Dec 4, 2023

Jelly Bean said:
I think she will keep quiet about the details. Probably mention a couples retreat which was soooo bonding or some such rot.
The whole thing is so creepy, seedy and male centric.

He is
Went right up for a good look at the 'pussy'

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What the actual duck why would you go to a place like that are they so tit at sex they need this or what?

Mystery07 · Dec 4, 2023

"Ask for an om" reminded me of another cult, OneTaste. There is a good podcast on it called The Orgasm Cult but cw for sexual assault.

Jelly Bean · Dec 4, 2023

Interestingbitsnbats said:
What the actual duck why would you go to a place like that are they so tit at sex they need this or what?

I genuinely think he is a pervert and gets a kick out of talking about about their sex life in public, and also listening to others talking about theirs.

Shutterbug99 · Dec 4, 2023

kittenseer said:
Holy crap You just KNOW that Donkey thinks he’s a god and his peen deserves being bowed to. Do you guys think Niomi will share these learnings with her followers lol? Personally I think this is her idea of hell too and she would much rather be in London putting on a nice frock and going to Christmas events. I almost feel sorry for her.

You just know Lordon has a name for his pencil peen and he calls it WARRIOR.

Do you think the 'Pleasuring the pussy' retreat will make it into vlogmas?

Honestly, I'm just so embarrassed for her now. Even if she eventually snaps out of this (I have my doubts she ever will) it's all here for everyone to see on the internet. I think there's a whole lot more going on in Bali than just 'couples retreats,' we're just not seeing it - probably because most of what they're getting up to violates Instagram's t&c's.

gmik8210 · Dec 4, 2023

Shutterbug99 said:
You just know Lordon has a name for his pencil peen and he calls it WARRIOR.

Do you think the 'Pleasuring the pussy' retreat will make it into vlogmas?

Honestly, I'm just so embarrassed for her now. Even if she eventually snaps out of this (I have my doubts she ever will) it's all here for everyone to see on the internet. I think there's a whole lot more going on in Bali than just 'couples retreats,' we're just not seeing it - probably because most of what they're getting up to violates Instagram's t&c's.

She's just so vulnerable and easily swayed, she can't think for herself... or she's just so desperate for companionship, she thinks this is it. If i were her mother, I'd be fearing for her safety. She's fuckin brainwashed.

earlgrey · Dec 4, 2023

Jelly Bean said:
'To see the God in our man, to honour him to be a priestess of love'
What the actual duck?
'Submission isn't weak, sacred not subservient'. This is dangerous stuff for women imo.
And bowing to Donkey's pointy pencil peen?

Hopefully they'll both be mortified this drivel is now out in the open.

And compared to the advice for the men: “rub up and down, up and down”