She just has such a sad little life. Her boyfriend seems so bored of her and we’re all just waiting for the day he walks out the door, she never sees her family, has no real friends to speak of, her job consists of sitting in a meeting once in a blue moon while everyone else tells her what’s happening with the latest pile of shite she’s brought out, she rarely leaves the house and if she does it’s to go to the garden centre, she’s buying yet more halloween crap while it’s still summer and i’m betting she’ll start the christmas hype next month at the latest.