When the waitress hands you your kebab after a big night out
Zoe Sugg #40 Named her baby Ottilie Rue but we'll still call her Pay, thank you!
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Omg he is so embarrassing 
He's literally made this all about himself, I almost feel sorry for Zoe..
He's literally made this all about himself, I almost feel sorry for Zoe..
Oh now they get that it's hard, after their friends with newborn TWINS had to pack the car to visit them.
I definitely think she is hoping that enough people will start talking about her and asking.
Zoe left Gleam a while back. Not sure what the deal with Maddie was, might have been a part of the contract.
I wonder if Zoe is offering her better terms and conditions? Maybe it’s a baby friendly office as well as dog friendly
It actually is possible to have a newborn and do hair and makeup, they sleep for so many hours during the day. It’s the energetic toddler stage where they just want to play constantly that leaves you with no time. Imo
How does one need 11 hour to pack a car for a walk ?
Did he pack like a canoe or something to escape
Did he pack like a canoe or something to escape
It’s like he says what he thinks dads/new parents should say because really he has no idea!! It’s embarrassing all this posing and then tagging #dadlife as if putting a pram in a car and then pushing it is even hard….
I don’t feel too sorry for Zoe, she’s been with him long enough to know what he’s like. She is an enabler of this type of cringe behaviour!
You don’t want a name that rhymes with something negative too. She will be a teenager some day (bet mum and dad aren’t together by then). Snotty Ottie.
Think she is brave to wear white after a week. I definitely wouldn’t have felt that confident.
The Jaw is seriously annoying, why does he have to be this annoying? When I see he has posted a story I have to brace myself for them.
He is on paternity leave so shouldn’t be posting any future self crap but I bet he does.
The Jaw is seriously annoying, why does he have to be this annoying? When I see he has posted a story I have to brace myself for them.
He is on paternity leave so shouldn’t be posting any future self crap but I bet he does.
Yeah.. too much ugliness
What the duck is wrong with both of them. Its like they've got the next generation iPhone not an actual baby. I hoped they'd finally grow up but its still all about how their daughter makes them look.
Have to admit fair play to zoe wearing that dress and doing her hair. There's no way I'd have risked a white dress one week after I gave birth. Plus as well as the blood it would probably been covered in tit, piss and vomit too. Was slightly better at being able the leave the house within 30 minutes. But suppose having an actual job means I don't fanny about all the time
Have I missed out though not posting mum life to every single thing I say.
God what a bunch of bleeping twats
Have to admit fair play to zoe wearing that dress and doing her hair. There's no way I'd have risked a white dress one week after I gave birth. Plus as well as the blood it would probably been covered in tit, piss and vomit too. Was slightly better at being able the leave the house within 30 minutes. But suppose having an actual job means I don't fanny about all the time
Have I missed out though not posting mum life to every single thing I say.
God what a bunch of bleeping twats
Don't get me wrong, men deserves paternity leave but for these 2 bums, they are on leave every other day anyways
This is old but WTF with the shoes???
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Its all so bloody cringe and weird she's posting pics of the ugly dog and he's posting pics of the baby like he's dad of the bleeping year. Yeah ok you put a pram, a dog ,a baby and a baby bag in the bleeping TESLA, do you want a medal or something? #totaltoryw***er. Sorry but it doesn't take 11 hours to put a baby in a car( I know hes joking but still) I mean I wouldn't even post about it cause it wouldn't be a big deal. Its only a big deal to them because they arn't used to doing anything or any hard work. I also think she's only gone out for a walk because her mum has been there to help with the baby. Once she goes home and Amanda and Poppy are busy it will be a different story!
I’m sick to death of seeing pictures of bloody Alfie and the baby… He really wants that cheque from her… Right now seeing a picture of Zoe and the baby would be a massive breath of fresh air.
Between Nala and Gabby Lindley's cat, I struggle to work out which pet is the ugliest and most lifeless looking. Not a spark of life between the pair of them, poor little gits.
Looks like they’re at Alfie’s parents…
Thought having a baby would be the perfect excuse for everyone to continue to flock to her.
It's probably easier for her to be waited on hand and foot over there.Looks like they’re at Alfie’s parents…
Thought having a baby would be the perfect excuse for everyone to continue to flock to her.
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