Zoe Sugg #40 Named her baby Ottilie Rue but we'll still call her Pay, thank you!
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mum life
I guess she seems fine. Grinch smile as always
Joe was around so she could do her hair and make up of course!Ugh I dislike her even more now! Why isn’t she slobbing around in a mum bun and trackies like the rest of us
Lotty staples, she works with Alfie (I think)
Lol she has no idea what moms lifes are really like, since she lives in her zoella bubble... I'm sure her days will be rose tinted & well taken care of and hiring nannies after ottie is not so cute and tiny anymore & wants to live a normal life as she should & not stay cozy in the couch with a film
Those sunglasses are so hideous, like a prop from a bad Sci fi steampunk movie.
I have to say zoe does look good! Although there’s no way I could have worn such a lovely white floaty dress at one week postpartum 
to be fair after having my first baby I did find putting make up on and taking the time to get ready did make me feel ALOT better despite the extreme sleep deprivation (when my partner was at home obvs but didn’t have that full time dad at home luxury unlike Zoe) Second time round not so much, vividly remember day 3 sat on the sofa in pjs mum bun with bags of frozen peas shoved in my bra and an ice pack shoved down my trousers 
to be fair after having my first baby I did find putting make up on and taking the time to get ready did make me feel ALOT better despite the extreme sleep deprivation (when my partner was at home obvs but didn’t have that full time dad at home luxury unlike Zoe) Second time round not so much, vividly remember day 3 sat on the sofa in pjs mum bun with bags of frozen peas shoved in my bra and an ice pack shoved down my trousers You're a boss. Zoella fragile self can never handle anything without her minions and servants.I have to say zoe does look good! Although there’s no way I could have worn such a lovely white floaty dress at one week postpartum
I think her mam has been staying with her, so I say Zoe has had lots of time on her hands, as her mam as been doing everything No doubt!!!Ugh I dislike her even more now! Why isn’t she slobbing around in a mum bun and trackies like the rest of us
See she has had time to style her hair and do her make up! Why do I sense family photo incoming
I feel like Zoe’s version of ‘mum life’ is very different to the average Joe
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She probably is 99% of the time, probably took her about 5 hours to get herself ready just so she could post a picture looking “perfect” would have been more relatable to post something less done up but she never would (lol remember that time she accidentally uploaded a really unflattering selfie on a q&a instead of making the background one colour?)Ugh I dislike her even more now! Why isn’t she slobbing around in a mum bun and trackies like the rest of us
zoes mum was out with joe yesterday skiing, so not everything.
From the video Alfie posted it seems as though he’s had to practically force her to get out the house just so he can post about having a #familywalk, he comes across as so pushy to me!! Can’t believe Zoella’s wearing a pretty floaty white dress a week after giving birth, I think they’ll have taken nice photos on their walk which they’ll post later
Was just going to say she didn't sound very convincing to me 'its good I love it'.
FFS this dad life, mum life is driving me mad!
Took him 11 hrs to pack the car aww get used to it you idiot!
The fact he’s had Zoe walk ahead to take a video of him struggling up the path trying to push the pram and hold the dog leash is sending me
All for the gram.Im telling you give a few weeks and they will be bored of mum life, dad life hes already mentioning it took 11 hrs to pack the car.
Especially since she's the one who just gave birth a week ago. He's honestly pathetic and these posts he keeps doing PROVES that he is as narcissistic as I've always thought him to be. All about him. Like I said the other day, if he could get away with making a video about what it was like for him to give birth he totally would.The fact he’s had Zoe walk ahead to take a video of him struggling up the path trying to push the pram and hold the dog leash is sending me
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