Zoe Sugg #37 Second coming of Christ is on the brink, quick get her an aff link!

[StephenTJackson]

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If Sean was going to touch the bump wouldn’t it have been more appropriate for his hand to be at the top? Looks like he’s about to slide down and finally cop a feel of Zoe

Well Zoe and Sean have always had better chemistry (as have Poopy and ToryMcTwatface ).

Imagine it was secretly Sean's baby. And there was a secret affair. It would be the most interesting thing to have happened with this lot for years.

 

[Fillyjonk]

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Well Zoe and Sean have always had better chemistry (as have Poopy and ToryMcTwatface ).

Imagine it was secretly Sean's baby. And there was a secret affair. It would be the most interesting thing to have happened with this lot for years.

Are you suggesting that Zoe had the energy to sleep with two separate people?

I added the word "separate" as the thought of a Zoe/Alfie/Sean menage a trois was making me ill.

 

[coconochanel]

Lets be honest she only threw this baby shower so she could be the centre of attention for the day.

 

[Tigertheboxerdog]

So theyve not only begged people to spend money on buying them presents for the baby but also forced people to spend money on an outfit theme I could not be arsed being her friend at all

 

[Fillyjonk]

So theyve not only begged people to spend money on buying them presents for the baby but also forced people to spend money on an outfit theme I could not be arsed being her friend at all

Was Dianne there? I'm counting on her to have turned up in something was definitely NOT a frumpy checked dress.

 

[Laughingforlife]

Wow allegedly nothing was gifted. She's back with the silly faces too. A cake isn't that funny, Zoe. Also what a long tedious caption

 

[Kosher Pig]

Looking at Zo Zos insta, why is Mark looking like he's dressed to go clubbing?????

 

[Yupyupyup]

The fact she clarified it was all paid for, you can’t convince me she doesn’t read here

 

[princess279]

The last photo on her most recent post literally has a sign that says 'Zoes Baby Shower', shes so full of tit

 

[Kitt]

Firstly, all of this is so so extra for a little get together.

Secondly, I always cringe at those fake natural photos where they’re like staring into the distance or laughing at a cake. I just can’t imagine doing that if my husband was taking a picture of me, he’d think I was such a loser. But I guess it’s become so normal for all these lot now that they think nothing of it.

 

[coconochanel]

Why does she always do that stupid mouth open expression? idiot.

 

[at-the-disco]

she looks like a grandmother

 

[Yupyupyup]

Why does she always do that stupid mouth open expression? idiot.

At least if she catches some flies she’ll get some nutritional value in her diet for once

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

Wow allegedly nothing was gifted. She's back with the silly faces too. A cake isn't that funny, Zoe. Also what a long tedious caption

Hi Holly I know we talked her about how beggy Zoe was for getting everything free so thanks for telling her and getting her to post that she didn't either

Also just overwhelmed by Zoe's pictures of her with her own blood family. It just makes me feel so warm....oh of course she didn't invite them. At least no Dianne gets me closer to a line on bingo

 

[milkyways]

out of all the dresses she owns
she went for picnic blanket dress

also i agree the ladies with that style of dress - especially since its long made it look like a cult gathering

 

[annanuttall]

I like the dress... it does look pretty.

 

[jackolantern]

CREASED at the tiny cakes which effectively offer a bite, gotta stay true to her teeny form

 

[Guitarwarrior]

I’ll happily eat my own words if/when I’m proved wrong but why do I get an awful sinking feeling neither Joe or Dianne were there.

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

I’ll happily eat my own words if/when I’m proved wrong but why do I get an awful sinking feeling neither Joe or Dianne were there.

In all seriousness I would be shocked if they weren't, especially as they were quiet yesterday, but it really wouldn't shock me if there wasn't room

 

[milkyways]

I like the dress... it does look pretty.

its not BAD per se
it shouldnt have been her first choice
especially combined with those shoes

CREASED at the tiny cakes which effectively offer a bite, gotta stay true to her teeny form

fjsdklfsd she had no time to cut it down herself so she got already teeny cakes.
that giant wedding cake tho, i wanna see it cut did she pull that cutting a slice in 3 pieces again