Zoe Sugg #37 Second coming of Christ is on the brink, quick get her an aff link!

[coconochanel]

New thread thanks to @roarke for the most liked title suggestion.


So recap for newbies on what Zoe has been doing.....


She has been on IG begging for companies to supply her with free food, decor for her non baby shower
She is still showing off her bump at every opportunity
She is still doing as little as possible
She has had the decorators in to do the baby's room
She is dressing like a frump.

 

[CarlyBear94]

Wonder will she be gifted some expensive pram? We haven't heard one being mentioned yet

 

[coconochanel]

Wonder will she be gifted some expensive pram? We haven't heard one being mentioned yet

There was a pram in Alfie's vlog the other day

 

[CarlyBear94]

There was a pram in Alfie's vlog the other day

Oh I haven't bothered watching that Tory prick Aldo, don't think I've missed much

SHICKKK

 

[Fillyjonk]

I still can't believe yesterday's begstravaganza. Would the universe collapse if Zoe actually had to pay for something?

 

[hangre]

Oh I haven't bothered watching that Tory prick Aldo, don't think I've missed much

SHICKKK

Keep seeing people call him a Tory prick, firstly - ew - secondly how come?

 

[gee13]

There was a pram in Alfie's vlog the other day

Isn’t that the second one they’ve shown? I’m sure they put one together ages ago aswell!

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

Keep seeing people call him a Tory prick, firstly - ew - secondly how come?

 

[fidgetjo]

I remember watching that when it first came out. It made me laugh then and still does now. Does he hear himself? Also like no one would ever believe he voted labour… although he probably didn’t bother voting at all tbh.

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

I remember watching that when it first came out. It made me laugh then and still does now. Does he hear himself? Also like no one would ever believe he voted labour… although he probably didn’t bother voting at all tbh.

For me the only video which beats this is his living off a pound one. Which only confirms what a tory he actually is. How his girlfriend didn't point out what a knob he is coming across surprises me unless she's wanting to always be the main star in the household?

 

[Fillyjonk]

For me the only video which beats this is his living off a pound one. Which only confirms what a tory he actually is. How his girlfriend didn't point out what a knob he is coming across surprises me unless she's wanting to always be the main star in the household?

That was the most obnoxious, ill thought out spectacle I've ever seen. I don't think they have a clue how most people live.

 

[avocado_on_toast]

We seem to be moving threads way too fast for someone who does absolutely nothing
Also, she is ridiculous for even asking freebies. Atleast now, can't you purchase something from your own goddamn money?

 

[cj_ii]

That was the most obnoxious, ill thought out spectacle I've ever seen. I don't think they have a clue how most people live.

The pure definition of a Tory.

 

[QueenBW]

In that reel of her walking (and cradling her bump, obvi) you can really tell she thinks being pregnant makes her better than anyone. (Sorry, just got around to watching it). Like, yay, you who can't even take care of yourself or your dog managed to spawn. Well done...

 

[Zoesmith000]

What are the current rules regarding how many people are allowed in a hospital room? I wonder if it will just be Alfie or if you are allowed more than one then probably Alfie’s mum too since Tracey seems to be non existent to Zoe

 

[Juststopit]

In that reel of her walking (and cradling her bump, obvi) you can really tell she thinks being pregnant makes her better than anyone. (Sorry, just got around to watching it). Like, yay, you who can't even take care of yourself or your dog managed to spawn. Well done...

That reel...imagine any other pregnant person you may know or have known doing that. My sister in law is about the same way along (and I've seen 0 pictures of videos of her naked stomach splashed all over social media btw...like a normal human), and the idea of her doing a video like that...everyone would be like... what the duck...

 

[Fillyjonk]

That reel...imagine any other pregnant person you may know or have known doing that. My sister in law is about the same way along (and I've seen 0 pictures of videos of her naked stomach splashed all over social media btw...like a normal human), and the idea of her doing a video like that...everyone would be like... what the duck...

Something happens to pregnant influencers where pregnancy just consumes them and becomes their whole personality - it's all incredibly self-indulgent and to anybody outside of the bubble, it does indeed look weird.

 

[coconochanel]

Isn’t that the second one they’ve shown? I’m sure they put one together ages ago aswell!

Yes didnt they buy the expensive one with the car seat?

We seem to be moving threads way too fast for someone who does absolutely nothing
Also, she is ridiculous for even asking freebies. Atleast now, can't you purchase something from your own goddamn money?

Well it is a well known fact that we post more on these threads then she does on her IG account.

 

[Bgoo1]

Jesus bleeping christ. That video should have come with a warning, I nearly spit my drink out

i am not a tory

 

[Disney_Wolf]

Kind random but I played the video and my parrot started screaming every time Alfie said 'im not a tory'. I'm not sure what my bird was getting at, I just felt like sharing this information x