Zoe Sugg #25 Thirty, dirty and still boring.

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Oh really?! Wouldn’t this break the rules?? Especially if London goes into tier 3!!!
They’ll pretend to be 2 metres apart when in reality they’ll be sharing and touching absolutely everything in sight like the beach scene.
 
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They’ll pretend to be 2 metres apart when in reality they’ll be sharing and touching absolutely everything in sight like the beach scene.
Yeah and technically isn’t even shopping together socialising indoors?! They won’t be able to get their pizza unless they sit outside.
Can we place bets on how long Zoe will take off after Christmas?
At least all of Jan as per usual, but maybe even into February as she has exerted herself sooooo much this month.
 
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Can we place bets on how long Zoe will take off after Christmas?
Lol I forgot about her annual hibernation. I can't wrap my head around what she must get up to during the month (sometimes more) that she takes off... we know she fits in plenty of lounging around during her "work days", so it must just be her usual slobbing around but x1000. I can't believe she ever described herself as being "on the go". It's quite depressing really, all that money but no urge to spend it on anything other than stuff.
 
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Lol I forgot about her annual hibernation. I can't wrap my head around what she must get up to during the month (sometimes more) that she takes off... we know she fits in plenty of lounging around during her "work days", so it must just be her usual slobbing around but x1000. I can't believe she ever described herself as being "on the go". It's quite depressing really, all that money but no urge to spend it on anything other than stuff.
She will appear back around her birthday in March
 
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Not sure if it's been mentioned but when they were watching old vlogs back and alfie calls zoe "little one" she says "you never call me that anymore" BECAUSE HE DOESNT LOVE YOU!
 
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Omg drives me mad that she puts on films then just goes and does something else. Such a waste of electricity! 😩
 
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Not sure if it's been mentioned but when they were watching old vlogs back and alfie calls zoe "little one" she says "you never call me that anymore" BECAUSE HE DOESNT LOVE YOU!
The fetishizing of her petite size that Zoe craves is so creepy. I personally think being called "little one" by one's boyfriend is super infantilizing but ... guess she finds it cute.
 
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They have moaned about getting up so many times with nala in the night, they’re got THREE TIMES!! three times 😂
Wait until they have a newborn, they won’t know what’s hit them! and they say dogs are good practise for having kids😂
 
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Does anyone know where the bracelet she’s been wearing all vlogmas on her left wrist is from? The name of the bracelet? She links everything in her down bar on YouTube apart from that?! It’s so annoying!
 
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VLOG: Poorly Puppy & Evening Skincare Routine
- Alfie is shouting from upstairs about anal beads and Zoe is giggling downstairs like a child
- Zoe talking about Narla shitting (actually 3 mins)
- Alfies dad arrives with fish fingers???
- She wants engagement "Write what made you happy today in the comment"
- Shilling Poppy Deyes prints. Did she pay for them? Hmmmm they are soooooooooooooooo basic
- She was going to put them above the bed but "didn't have time" so left them on the mantle piece
- I found it weird She has to tell Alfie not to open her parcels and vice versa
- She had an orgasm over a puzzle board --- kidding, but she was soo Excited
- Cleaning time lapse --- basically fluffing some cushions
- She bought the Radio Times --- she talked about her Sky collab for "Ronald & Beatrix" and said "I'm going to make all of Alfies family watch this" --- honestly she really doesn't let people do what they want
- First time I've seen this her use the washing machine lol
- Another bath and showing her skincare to waste time
- Without makeup she kinda looks like an ill rat (just my opinion)
 
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The fetishizing of her petite size that Zoe craves is so creepy. I personally think being called "little one" by one's boyfriend is super infantilizing but ... guess she finds it cute.
So true. My partner is 6'2 and I'm only 5'3, but I would absolutely HATE it if he called me that. I would find it not only infantilizing but also super condescending. Then again, we actually strive for a healthy relationship based on principles of equality and respect, unlike these two idiots.
 
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She’s such a knob.

Gets an inbred dog known for their constant health issues, then has the audacity to complain when she’s sick.

Doesn’t have ‘time’ to hang Poppys boring-ass prints above the bed, then proceeds to talk about the tv guide for 10mins and slob about for the rest of the day.

Complains about being up at 4:30am for Nuhluh, yet has nothing actually to do that day, nor has she been doing anything of significance or physical/mental capacity for past year. I don’t count the book ‘writing’ as work because if it was work it wouldn’t have been tit.
 
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And remember no Christmas garden centre visit with Mark!
No thats going to happen she said that to mark in the vlog the other day.

Sorry but what annoyed me was Nala has the shits so instead of picking her up from the vets and taking her straight home they park up, talk the camera for 5 minutes then piss about buying cakes and coffee THEN THEY WONDER WHY SHE SHAT IN HER CAR SEAT!
 
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