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Who uses the verb climb with jumper? "Tell everyone it's September" - what??
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This has made me so angry on so many points.
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Actually can’t believe wtf I’m seeing! I mean, if my long term bf with hundreds of followers/views posted this on insta (for views!), he’d be a goner. But hey that’s just me, maybe I don’t get their intellectual British humour.View attachment 235098
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Take a rainy day stroll or jog... In... The rain"This has made me so angry on so many points.
- Tell everyone it's September, duck off, we've all got phones which tell us the date.
- Zoe has never cooked a stew in her life, she wouldnt know how to
- You don't climb into a jumper you daft twit.
- Zoe's heating has probably been on already after the slightest chill.
- Why a vase of hydrangeas?
- A fall playlist? Is that a thing? Apart from at Christmas with Christmas music, do people really have seasonal playlists or is it just me that doesn't.
- autumn wreath, duck off.
- You can't curl up with a cosy book because books aren't cosy. And Zoe doesn't read books lets be real.
- An autumn picnic with tea and toasties. Yes just let me take my Breville sandwich press out to the local park to make a toastie while on a picnic, I'm sure it will be powered by the grass.
- Do you only was your slippers in autumn Zoe?
The Zoella content just gets worse and worse.
FFS. What even is this?! Who even does these things?! (Granted I will take a carrier bag with me when I’m out walking to grab some blackberries but that’s not why I’m out walking! And hot chocolate, books and cinnamon rolls are for life not just a grammable autumn!) Who has “autumn decor”? Does she have a battery/solar powered toastie maker? What constitutes an autumn song? Who gives a toss if it’s September? And who isn’t keeping their slippers clean all year round?
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As if Zoe would wash her slippers she prob has about 40 new pairs.This has made me so angry on so many points.
- Tell everyone it's September, duck off, we've all got phones which tell us the date.
- Zoe has never cooked a stew in her life, she wouldnt know how to
- You don't climb into a jumper you daft twit.
- Zoe's heating has probably been on already after the slightest chill.
- Why a vase of hydrangeas?
- A fall playlist? Is that a thing? Apart from at Christmas with Christmas music, do people really have seasonal playlists or is it just me that doesn't.
- autumn wreath, duck off.
- You can't curl up with a cosy book because books aren't cosy. And Zoe doesn't read books lets be real.
- An autumn picnic with tea and toasties. Yes just let me take my Breville sandwich press out to the local park to make a toastie while on a picnic, I'm sure it will be powered by the grass.
- Do you only wash your slippers in autumn Zoe?
The Zoella content just gets worse and worse.
But... but... GET EXCITED FOR KNIT WEAR!!FFS. What even is this?! Who even does these things?! (Granted I will take a carrier bag with me when I’m out walking to grab some blackberries but that’s not why I’m out walking! And hot chocolate, books and cinnamon rolls are for life not just a grammable autumn!) Who has “autumn decor”? Does she have a battery/solar powered toastie maker? What constitutes an autumn song? Who gives a toss if it’s September? And who isn’t keeping their slippers clean all year round?
I just burst into laughter at the visual of CLIMBING into a jumper....But... but... GET EXCITED FOR KNIT WEAR!!
And don’t PUT on a jumper - CLIIIIIIIMB into it
Omfg... I just noticed there’s “TELL EVERYONE IT’S SEPTEMBER” Jesus duck.... wow.
What's with the terribly random (and incorrect) capitalization? That, with her constant misspellings, REALLY convince me that a) she's a ~serious author, guys, and b) she really takes the time to verify the content she puts out (FOR HER JOB).
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Sorry Zoella its not Autumn that gets me excited for knitwear, I'm a knitter I get excited all year around. Myabe you should take it up imagine all those cozy blanket you could have .laughingforlife#522