What the hell is this? Matching crushed velvet weird tracksuit bottoms? Is Alfie flogging them? Horrendous!
Why is her skin so sallow? What are they going to do with a load of conkers?
LOL idek what the point of that piggyback is; Alfie could lift his hand and reach higher than Zoe is reaching in that photo.Picking conckers off trees..... is she for real?! And climbing on Alfie’s back as she’s sooooo smooolll she couldn’t reach on her own!
yes, on alfies story this photo has a link to the future self shop.. so these trousers are hisWhat the hell is this? Matching crushed velvet weird tracksuit bottoms? Is Alfie flogging them? Horrendous!
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Its sooooooo obvious they aren't into eachother anymore.
wtf?!
You have to follow him to comment, that means....Its sooooooo obvious they aren't into eachother anymore.
That pic could have easily been done but they didn't want a kissing pic
I don't follow Tory Deyes and it says "Comments on this post have been limited" anyone else get this
Hard Pass!You have to follow him to comment, that means....
I understood it more back in the day, Zalfie was a massive deal and they wanted to keep things private, fair enough. Maybe they thought that their fans would just comment about the kisses and ignore the rest of their content, and they wanted to keep it family friendly blah blah blah. But they are significantly older now, the hype died down years ago. It’s getting even weirder that they refuse to do anything. They look like friends, not like they’re in a relationship. Not expecting them to be hanging off each other by any means but there’s clearly no spark any moreOne thing that's always bothered me about Zalfie is the whole kissing thing; I mean yeah no one likes to seeing a couple tonguing the life out of each other in YT videos or on the gram but they make it seem any couple who do a quick peck on their socials are GIVING SO MUCH AWAY! YOU NEED TO KEEP THAT FOR YOURSELVES.
I mean there's nothing wrong with showing affection for your other half with a kiss!
They look like a pair of benefit scrounging chavsWhat the hell is this? Matching crushed velvet weird tracksuit bottoms? Is Alfie flogging them? Horrendous!
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haven't cringed this much at something in a while. she seriously had to be lifted a foot off the ground and couldn't hold herself up? idk if she thinks its a cute quirk to be weak or if she actually can't do anything, but it just looks like shes insane at this point. watching the same shows over and over, a diet consisting of ice cream pancakes and pizza, overly obsessed with christmas and no strength whatsoever... the list goes on!!!!!! is she an actual child in a 30 year olds body or something lmao
wtf?!
Waiting for conkers to fall? Do you know much of an inconvenience that is to princess Zoe? She doesn't have time to wait around, Christmas was practically last weekYou're not meant to pick unripe conkers... you wait for the trees to drop them. The whole point is finding them on the ground!
No one above the age of 10 surely!!LOL idek what the point of that piggyback is; Alfie could lift his hand and reach higher than Zoe is reaching in that photo.
Who goes "conker picking"??