Zoe Sugg #21 Autumns coming Zoe's in her prime she's watching HP for the millionth time

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random question but: did Zoe ever mention what she wanted to do job wise in the future? (obvs she's 30 now) but when she was younger did she ever bring something up?

also did she ever go to uni? does she have A-Levels?
When I watched her she worked in an office? Like in 2009 so not sure what she did?
 
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She could easily do anything, a hotel styled by Zoe etc could have approached chewton glen for some collab but no, it’s all too much effort, she could have made a lot more money as her audience is much older
 
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random question but: did Zoe ever mention what she wanted to do job wise in the future? (obvs she's 30 now) but when she was younger did she ever bring something up?

also did she ever go to uni? does she have A-Levels?
I used to watch her videos back in the day in 2011, I think she started an apprenticeship in an interior design business but from what I remember she was made redundant.
 
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Am I making it up or did the company actually have anything to do with her mother's business?
 
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Oh dear God 🤦‍♀️ this is just awful. "Tekkers" ... "ain't no hood like a clitoral hood" ... "get to know the root to your orgasm" ... "fanny jackpot" ... I'm cringing so hard I'm getting a cramp in my neck.

And WHO in God's name is this written for? Adults know all these things and even if they didn't, no adult with any sense is going to be heading over to Zoella.co.uk for this sort of "advice", nor would they appreciate the awful, cringeworthy attempts at humour... her fans and audience are children fgs... it's giving me the creeps 😐
It’s cringe isn’t it, I just don’t get why they have suddenly put a post out about it either?! Like it jars so much for me against the Autumnal bingo.... just seems a strange curve ball for the zoella brand! As someone else said, they aren’t Cosmo!!
 
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It’s cringe isn’t it, I just don’t get why they have suddenly put a post out about it either?! Like it jars so much for me against the Autumnal bingo.... just seems a strange curve ball for the zoella brand! As someone else said, they aren’t Cosmo!!
No idea why she only just started posting about it.. I know Caspar’s girlfriend Ambar recently spoke out about it. Whether Zoe decided to copy a bit or not I’m not sure, it is very much out of nowhere
 
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It’s cringe isn’t it, I just don’t get why they have suddenly put a post out about it either?! Like it jars so much for me against the Autumnal bingo.... just seems a strange curve ball for the zoella brand! As someone else said, they aren’t Cosmo!!
It feels like they're trying to cover as many topics as possible but fail to deal with every single one
 
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It feels like they're trying to cover as many topics as possible but fail to deal with every single one
Honestly I feel her Zoella company covering masturbation is not that weird, as her fans who grew up with her are probably in their 18-30's (I'm 26 and I followed her since I was about 19), her content has to also grow up with the times.

BUT.... I feel the masturbation post was SO badly written. Very cringe, not professional. If she wrote about it in a better way, it would've been better received.
 
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Honestly I feel her Zoella company covering masturbation is not that weird, as her fans who grew up with her are probably in their 18-30's (I'm 26 and I followed her since I was about 19), her content has to also grow up with the times.

BUT.... I feel the masturbation post was SO badly written. Very cringe, not professional. If she wrote about it in a better way, it would've been better received.
I agree, I think the weird thing is how it’s the post after that shocking autumn bingo game that seemed aimed at children. I think they have their audience all mixed up. If they want to now aim it towards their older audience then they should stick to that
 
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Honestly I feel her Zoella company covering masturbation is not that weird, as her fans who grew up with her are probably in their 18-30's (I'm 26 and I followed her since I was about 19), her content has to also grow up with the times.

BUT.... I feel the masturbation post was SO badly written. Very cringe, not professional. If she wrote about it in a better way, it would've been better received.
The problem is they dont know who the target audience is they want to aim for one minute its kiddie crap like autumn bingo the next its masturbation.
 
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The masturbation post was sending mixed messages imo. Is it for teens or adults? If for young girls who will be experiencing this for the first time, is it really commendable to suggest they check out porn, an industry which is known to twist sexual expectations and build unrealistic standards? If it's for more experienced adults, why the beginner information? They want to cater to everyone and end up not catering to anyone except a bunch of minions.
 
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Wonder if she's doing a boots collab again this year 😂 I actually don't mind some of her stuff tho I won't lie
 
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I swear this is her excuse every time she does anything that doesn't involve her lying in bed and doing tit all. It's like her body is allergic to work.

Also, apologize in advance for the terrifying screen shot.
It’s a bleeping insult to people who actually work
 
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I swear this is her excuse every time she does anything that doesn't involve her lying in bed and doing tit all. It's like her body is allergic to work.

Also, apologize in advance for the terrifying screen shot.
Headache so can’t do work but taking selfies and probably scrolling on her phone all day.

Anxiety and headaches are a convenient excuse for her.
 
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Surely if you had such a bad headache you couldn’t work, you wouldn’t be able to take selfies and post them on Instagram?!
 
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She has a headache because she’s supposed to wear glasses but doesn’t, she also doesn’t drink any water... two easy fixes for you Zoe zoe
 
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She has a headache because she’s supposed to wear glasses but doesn’t, she also doesn’t drink any water... two easy fixes for you Zoe zoe
Wait, what?

She's supposed to wear glasses so she wears... fake glasses?

Does she know she can get prescription lenses put in her Gail Platt specials?
 
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