Zoe Sugg #21 Autumns coming Zoe's in her prime she's watching HP for the millionth time

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I have no problem with normalizing female masturbation but the fact that this seems to be written for pre-pubescents makes me very uncomfortable.
I totally agree. That first point shows she's aimed this for early teenagers. To suddenly go from that to buy sex toys and watch porn makes me feel really uncomfortable.
 
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A bit OT but does anyone know what happened to Alfies woodland that he bought a few years ago?
 
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A bit OT but does anyone know what happened to Alfies woodland that he bought a few years ago?
He dumped a #gifted mattress in it once (one of those you see advertised on TV that come in a box), pretty sure he mentioned it a while ago. Basically he does duck all with it.
 
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Alfie owns a woodland. Surely they could camp there? I guess a woodland is no good for queen Zoella.
 
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I’m surprised it’s just the two of them without their whole entourage behind them 😂

Name the most exciting thing that will happen in that tent tonight 😂
Do you reckon Gavin and Stacey or Harry Potter?
 
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She ordered a brand new tent for one night even though they had one exactly the same as this only a year or so ago? They are so bleeping wasteful
To be fair on this, i think everytime they have had these huge style tents they have only ever rented them so...
 
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He dumped a #gifted mattress in it once (one of those you see advertised on TV that come in a box), pretty sure he mentioned it a while ago. Basically he does duck all with it.
Yeah I remember the video he did on this, but as far as I can remember that was the last time he talked about the woodland?
I mean if I owned a woodland I would go there every day, to walk my dog and to enjoy nature and being in silence..
Maybe he sold it?
 
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She ordered a brand new tent for one night even though they had one exactly the same as this only a year or so ago? They are so bleeping wasteful
On his phone as always. He could be in the most breath taking place on the planet and he'd still be chained to it. Good to see the overreaching impact of Digital Detox Day in effect
 
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I think it's a sweet idea but it's obviously more for Zoe than for Alfie. It's hardly that different to a usual night in for them except maybe that they're forced to spend time with just each other. Even then they're struggling and constantly taking pics and stories for instagram. Can't just enjoy the moment, have to prove they're the perfect couple. Basically the same as the xmas day with Mark. All about being cosy, decorating excessively, eating loads of tit and barely paying attention to films. Zoe can't seem to do a surprise that doesn't revolve around her needs. I'd so love them to properly go camping together, even if it was just alfie's woodland.

I'm sure tonight they'll be in and out of the house and zoe will inevitably sleep inside cos of nala.
 
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To be fair on this, i think everytime they have had these huge style tents they have only ever rented them so...
They left the old one to rot in the garden for months, there was no way it was rented
 
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On his phone as always. He could be in the most breath taking place on the planet and he'd still be chained to it. Good to see the overreaching impact of Digital Detox Day in effect
He’s using the whole situation, and the fact Zoella fans will think it’s so cute, to plug his crappy podcast. He doesn’t give a tit about her.
 
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Yikes at that film screen she has. I wonder what her neighbours think of the noise? Our neighbours set up an outdoor screen for their kids to watch movies at night and when it is on, it is a pain in the ass. There have been times where we've been trying to enjoy dinner outside but go in because it is loud.
 
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Nothing she does anymore comes across as genuine. It's all about what's popular and trendy and will get her $$$. I can't see Zoe casually talking about enjoying masturbation in her every day life (not that she shouldn't if she wanted to; get on with yourself!), so this comes across as weirdly disingenuous. But since it's become more ~trendy recently to embrace sex positivity and female empowerment therein (side note: shouldn't be a trend...should just be accepted), this just feels like she/her team is glomming onto something she thinks will earn her claps/snaps/clout/what have you rather than what she truly cares/believes in.

But if I'm wrong and she has a massive stockpile of vibes and the like to make up for Alfie's entire lack of...everything, then I take this back! Just doesn't seem like it.
 
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