Because that's the most action he's had in months??!
Zoe Sugg #20 You can take Zoe out the not-mansion but you can’t take the not-mansion out of Zoe
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“We rarely get time here without having to work”
Proceeds to film everything possible!!!
Just spend some time with your brother ffs. Stop performing for the camera with your tit bra and goofy face.
Proceeds to film everything possible!!!
Just spend some time with your brother ffs. Stop performing for the camera with your tit bra and goofy face.
I saw her last vlog and went into a rabbit hole watching a lot of them, and omg, she really chews gum all the time. Had me wondering if she actually smokes, or uses the gum to reduce her appetite.
Naah, she doesn't seem to be a smoker to me, might be to reduce her appetite or a nervous thing - chewing gum is a stress reducer.
What work have they actually been doing? She makes it sound like during lockdown she's been a nhs worker doing 28 hour shifts not pretending to write a book, walking her dog twice and watching her boyfriend pretend to plant veg.
I also laughed at how they both got up early to take pictures in that sunflower field but made no reference to each other. Although Zoe said she was there at 4am and Alfie set his alarm at 4.45am so perhaps they arranged it so they'd be there at different times #couplegoals
Looks like Alfie is trying to hide a boner in the last one while staring up Diannes skirt
Can't blame home for being bored, he seemed to have been ignored for the whole weekend.
God I had an old Zoe vlog on from 5 years ago and she’s got on that bloody huge black strapless bra. I swear it’s the exact same one. On one hand how commendable for a millionaire to be wearing a bra that is at least 5 years old, but on the other hand BURN IT. It’s too big. It looks awful and it’s so old. I’m a poor 20 something and I replace my bras after a few years! What is she doing???
I've notived how Zoe and Alfie always eat their dinner on the sofa and watch something on tv. I mean, what's wrong with actually sitting down at a table and talking to each other
He's so emotionally uninvested- I find his attitude really infuriating!
Make an effort or get out of the relationship. No wonder her family don't like him if he's like this around them. Could not deal with a man-child who never looks up from his phone, I find it almost passive aggressive in a way. As in, "I'd rather browse endlessly looking at nothing/hot girls on my phone than get involved in human interaction with those around me". Feel sorry for Zoe just accepting this as her lot but I suppose she's probably the same- always on her phone.
The only time he looked animated was when he could find an excuse to touch Dianne or interact with her. His attitude to Zoe and her family stinks, he’s an immature selfish baby who only wants to spend time with his parents, sister and friends, like a toddler still going to nursery. I will never understand why Zoe stays with him.He's so emotionally uninvested- I find his attitude really infuriating!
I hate the way he acts around her family at Christmas, like the awkward high school boyfriend on his first visit. He makes no real effort to “get to know” her family in any real way and it’s SO obvious that he just wants to go home and is vaguely uncomfortable. At some point you have to grow up and be a man and put in an effort. He just doesn’t see the need.
I think he does “enjoy“ hanging out with Joe as he sees him as a peer or old friend in a way but they all act in that slovenly way when they “visit” with each other, especially Alfie and Poppy. They’re overgrown teenagers.
I think he does “enjoy“ hanging out with Joe as he sees him as a peer or old friend in a way but they all act in that slovenly way when they “visit” with each other, especially Alfie and Poppy. They’re overgrown teenagers.
Well he probably thinks Zoe doesn't hardly bother with her family so what's the point. They only see them at Christmas.
what’s going on with zoe’s nose in the vlog at the beginning ... it’s so crusty.
also she’s so loud and alfie is just like ... kill
me. i love it
also she’s so loud and alfie is just like ... kill
me. i love it
I mean I love Christmas as much as the next person. But what is wrong with these grown women - it’s flipping August!!!View attachment 205637 Why Does Zoe Spent Most of her Year Waiting for Christmas
Any weather is her excuse for being inside isn’t it
maybe she genuinely doesn’t think she is lazy!
It's allegedly a co-authorship, with Amy Alward. I seriously doubt Zoe truly wrote half of it. Or even a third. Or a fifth.
Or even anything more then her name
Like I said before: The most Zoe's written is the acknowledgements.
I think she wrote her half but with a direct consultation with Amy/maybe Amy fixes it after she sends it to her
The most Zoe will do is give ideas and name the characters.
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